Jordan has moved in next door, what to do?

[Tiggsy]

Kindersley said:

when you think about her history in men.....

Who? Has she really got through more men than the average person?

[Mazda Baiter]

Kindersley said:

. Despite what the press and others tell you. She is a excellent mother.

What a shame she only thought about the responsibility and duties of motherhood once the first child had been born disabled.

I wonder if things would have been different for her if she hadn't been *drinking/smoking/taking drugs/taking the football team whilst she was pregnant with Dwight's kid.

• all allegedly of course.

[Lost_BMW]

Mazda Baiter said:

Kindersley said:

. Despite what the press and others tell you. She is a excellent mother.

What a shame she only thought about the responsibility and duties of motherhood once the first child had been born disabled.

I wonder if things would have been different for her if she hadn't been *drinking/smoking/taking drugs/taking the football team whilst she was pregnant with Dwight's kid.

• all allegedly of course.

Is Dwight Yorke involved at all, or prevented from helping his son out or is he an even bigger ?

[Mazda Baiter]

Lost_BMW said:

Mazda Baiter said:

Kindersley said:

. Despite what the press and others tell you. She is a excellent mother.

What a shame she only thought about the responsibility and duties of motherhood once the first child had been born disabled.

I wonder if things would have been different for her if she hadn't been *drinking/smoking/taking drugs/taking the football team whilst she was pregnant with Dwight's kid.

• all allegedly of course.

Is Dwight Yorke involved at all, or prevented from helping his son out or is he an even bigger ?

Bit of a c nt who never wanted a kid in the first place. As soon as everyone realised that the kid was a sandwich short he fecked off PQD.

[Lost soul]

Mazda Baiter said:

Dave200 said:

Mazda Baiter said:

Dave200 said:

Mazda Baiter said:

Dave200 said:

Mazda Baiter said:

Dave200 said:

Could not have put it better myself. It seems that the only people who are genuinely attracted to Lawson are the middle-aged blokes, whose wives stopped being interested in sex a long time ago, and who view Nigella's spoon-licking as a being as close to foreplay as they are going to get...

Any other fascinating (massively incorrect) observations you would like to make about me?

Would the suggestion of an Oedipus complex be an 'observation'?

No, it would still be a suggestion until you actually observed something.

Dave, you need to go back to square 1 with what I was suggesting.

Out of the 4 things that you "suggested" in the first quoted post, you are only correct about one of them. Namely that I am a bloke.

Would it be fair to say you're probably not getting very much at home though? Clearly, this kind of thing could drive a man to fatty-chasing...

In the recent past, yes. But that is now in the past, there is a good reason for not having sex for a few weeks after a birth. I can explain to you in great detail if you would like, but I would hate to be the one to stop you thinking about women as "easily attainable objects with the right psychological approach (wot my mate told me)" and start thinking of them as people, nay equal human beings to men.

Again, if I had used Dawn French as an example, you could call it fatty chasing. In this day and age, I don't think that NL is fat. She is curvey and it suits her.

Maybe you have been jaded by all of your "work" with waif-like models. It has clouded your judgement into thinking that anything over a size 12 is obese..?

Believe me, the 'waif' look is probably the last thing I would ever be attracted to - and I tend to favour girls around the 10-12 (ie: shapely, without excessive fat) mark.

Nigella is probably around the 16-18 neck of the woods, and clinically obese.

Can you PM me the link to her medical report to back up that claim? Or could it be bullst made up on the spot?

Dave200 said:

Not appealing in the slightest.

In your opinion. Might I suggest that your opinion is opposed by most people (on this website at least) and therefore is not really a reliable point of view to back up such a generalised statement?

If you can not see that NL is a giant big fat bird then you must like giant fat birds she is mahoosive

[Mazda Baiter]

Lost soul said:

If you can not see that NL is a giant big fat bird then you must like giant fat birds she is mahoosive

You might want to use some puctuation in future. It will make your inane wittering much easier to read.

[Lost soul]

Mazda Baiter said:

Lost soul said:

If you can not see that NL is a giant big fat bird then you must like giant fat birds she is mahoosive

You might want to use some puctuation in future. It will make your inane wittering much easier to read.

If you dont like it dont read it you old feeder

[El Guapo]

cal72 said:

The dental lab made 2 sets of teeth, one for her and one for her horse. You can see what happened next.

[Urban Sports]

Lost soul said:

Mazda Baiter said:

Lost soul said:

If you can not see that NL is a giant big fat bird then you must like giant fat birds she is mahoosive

You might want to use some puctuation in future. It will make your inane wittering much easier to read.

If you dont like it dont read it you old feeder

[Lost_BMW]

El Guapo said:

cal72 said:

The dental lab made 2 sets of teeth, one for her and one for her horse. You can see what happened next.

Do horse pills explain the eyes?

[Tow Vehicle Rqrd]

Just wondering how much she and Alex splurge on make up each month...

[Lost_BMW]

Tow Vehicle Rqrd said:

Just wondering how much she and Alex splurge on make up each month...

Would it seem mean minded that the phrase "freak show" entered my consciousness so very quickly?

[Kindersley]

Alex is one screwed up man. How can he walk around knowing that people have seen him looking like this. No pride other than the "gay pride " thing !

[JonRB]

Kindersley said:

Alex is one screwed up man. How can he walk around knowing that people have seen him looking like this. No pride other than the "gay pride " thing !

It's just clothes and make-up, FFS! It was just a laugh / promo / publicity thing.

(BTW, "Gay Pride" became "LGBT Pride" years ago)

Edited by JonRB on Wednesday 18th August 12:11

[911motorsport]

Tow Vehicle Rqrd said:

Just wondering how much she and Alex splurge on make up each month...

She's scrubbed up quite well there, but who's the one in the red dress?

[Mazda Baiter]

JonRB said:

Kindersley said:

Alex is one screwed up man. How can he walk around knowing that people have seen him looking like this. No pride other than the "gay pride " thing !

It's just clothes and make-up, FFS! It was just a laugh / promo / publicity thing.

(BTW, "Gay Pride" became "LGBT Pride" years ago)

Edited by JonRB on Wednesday 18th August 12:11

Soon to become LGBTQ Pride if the undecided get their way.

[Cock Womble 7]

JonRB said:

(BTW, "Gay Pride" became "LGBT Pride" years ago)

And you know this how?

[Tiggsy]

JonRB said:

Kindersley said:

Alex is one screwed up man. How can he walk around knowing that people have seen him looking like this. No pride other than the "gay pride " thing !

It's just clothes and make-up, FFS! It was just a laugh / promo / publicity thing.

Steady on....you're running an opportunity to shout gayer at someone on PH.

[JonRB]

Cock Womble 7 said:

JonRB said:

(BTW, "Gay Pride" became "LGBT Pride" years ago)

And you know this how?

Because a) I'm educated and b) have friends who tick one or more of those 4 initials.

Or are you really hopeful that I'm gay or bi and you're yearning for a cuddle from me?

Edited by JonRB on Wednesday 18th August 12:47

[JonRB]

Mazda Baiter said:

Soon to become LGBTQ Pride if the undecided get their way.

May as well add "H" for heterosexual, and then drop the letters altogether as it will then encompass everyone.