Jordan has moved in next door, what to do?

[Tiggsy]

I don't get the problem.....I'd imagine she's a pretty quiet neighbour?

As for her, the woman. Good luck to her, she made a fortune out of the sort of men who swarm to any thread on here remotely linked to hot women. And as for the "she's a slag
" type comments.......is she? I'd have thought the typical male on here would have a far "worse" sexual history (if the tales told here are to be believed)

[Steamer]

What happened to the PH craze of putting up a banner to let a female know how you feel?

... Just out of interest, is her washing line within sprinting distance?

[Famous Graham]

Tiggsy said:

And as for the "she's a slag
" type comments.......is she? I'd have thought the typical male on here would have a far "worse" sexual history (if the tales told here are to be believed)

15 years ago, when Loaded "broke" her (not in that sense), then yes, she was attractive.

Whilst everyone ages, the thing that *really* turned me off her, was her behaviour whilst pregnant, and subsequent refusal to accept responsibility for her son's disabilities. Coupled with her seemingly insatiable desire to be in the limelight and (fruitless) attempts to recapture her youth, led me to one conclusion.

She's utter scum.

[TotalControl]

Nicely put Graham.

[Robert Burns]

Have your housed valued asap, i can see a sharp fall in its price due to her moving in nearby

Edited by Robert Burns on Thursday 12th August 01:40

[Skylinecrazy]

Dave200 said:

worked 'with' her...

fk me, you must be the most boring porn star in existence...

Oh, and you probably have, you know aids now if you 'did it'

Ya get me Dave?

[Mobile Chicane]

Where I live, the likes of Jordan wouldn't be allowed to move in.

[Mr Dave]

Keep calm and carry on?

-or-

Take off and nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure?

Two perfectly fine options. I did see in manpower 10 year ago that she was draped over a Clio with wolfrace alloys and ripspeed modifications and a bazooka bass tube. She was pretty naked. How about driving up to her house in a nodded car and turn your neons on and fire up the bass in a 2003 spec corsa or something?

[ymwoods]

Or, go round and give her one then report back to us if you could touch the sides or not. We will need the back doors testing too please.

Remember to check that the meat runs clear before eating though!

[working class]

[quote=ymwoods] We will need the back doors testing too please.

[quote]

Standard issue with her, so ive been told

[TheEnd]

bonsai said:

You'll be able to smell her fanny from your back lawn. The filthy bh.

You use Evian skin cream, and sometimes you wear Lynx Africa, but not today.

[Lost soul]

f1dget said:

bonsai said:

You'll be able to smell her fanny from your back lawn. The filthy bh.

At least he can look forward to Fly free BBQ's from now on.

[working class]

TheEnd said:

bonsai said:

You'll be able to smell her fanny from your back lawn. The filthy bh.

You use Evian skin cream, and sometimes you wear Lynx Africa, but not today.

[Lost soul]

Mobile Chicane said:

Where I live, the likes of Jordan wouldn't be allowed to move in.

But you live in a Fairy castle with Unicorns ,maids, and servants and stuff

Edited by Lost soul on Thursday 12th August 06:57

[Lost soul]

Famous Graham said:

Whilst everyone ages, the thing that *really* turned me off her, was her behaviour whilst pregnant, and subsequent refusal to accept responsibility for her son's disabilities.

How did she behave whilst pregnant ?

[working class]

Lost soul said:

Famous Graham said:

Whilst everyone ages, the thing that *really* turned me off her, was her behaviour whilst pregnant, and subsequent refusal to accept responsibility for her son's disabilities.

How did she behave whilst pregnant ?

Anal only gang bangs

[cal72]

I would fk her then wipe my dick in her hair then throw her out.

Because you got to treat some ladies properly.

[Mazda Baiter]

working class said:

TheEnd said:

bonsai said:

You'll be able to smell her fanny from your back lawn. The filthy bh.

You use Evian skin cream, and sometimes you wear Lynx Africa, but not today.

But it wasn't Lecter that told Starling that he could smell her c nt. It was "Multiple Miggs".

Lecter said that he specifically couldn't.

[/Hannibal Lecturer]

[parakitaMol.]

carter711 said:

M-J-B said:

carter711 said:

Worst 'I live next to a famous slag person' thread ever.

Edited by carter711 on Wednesday 11th August 22:15

I wish!

Photographers have taken their position locally and we've gone from a quiet hamlet (well, small village/town) to a mobile Hello Magazine.

Now if you want to talk about living next to a famous person.......I used to live next door to Dave Gilmour. Now he is famous

I'm quite surprised you're having such a problem with photographers. I'm sure nobody made much of a fuss when she was up the road in Woldingham. Unless she was doing one of her publicity stunts like getting married in a tub of cold baked beans or something.

[Mr Fenix]

Might want to double bag it before going over asking for that 1st cup of sugar. If regular "protection" can't be found make do with a couple of fun size snickers wrappers.

Good luck and any pics will require the PH standardized custard test.