Stupid Sayings (That You Like)
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Rich_AR said:
alorotom said:
Body like baywatch, face like crimewatch
Shouldn't that be: Body off Baywatch, Face off Crimewatch aka "BoBFoC"alorotom said:
Rich_AR said:
alorotom said:
Body like baywatch, face like crimewatch
Shouldn't that be: Body off Baywatch, Face off Crimewatch aka "BoBFoC"Hands like cows' tits. Description of one who is dextriously inept.
I'm terribly sorry Mrs Johnson, but I accidentally cut through a major blood vessel near your husband's heart and he didn't survive the surgery. I'm afraid I was on the pop last night and I've got hands like cows' tits this morning. My bill will be in the post. The nurse will show you out. Good day.
I'm terribly sorry Mrs Johnson, but I accidentally cut through a major blood vessel near your husband's heart and he didn't survive the surgery. I'm afraid I was on the pop last night and I've got hands like cows' tits this morning. My bill will be in the post. The nurse will show you out. Good day.
WolfAir said:
I've always enjoyed breast related sayings i came (haha) across when i used to do door work fair few years ago...
I'm steaming off me t*ts (i am drunk beyond comprehension)
You're getting on my t*ts ( you are annoying me)
It's gone t*ts up (well that didnt work)
Alright, keep your t*ts on (calm down dear)
Similarly. I'm steaming off me t*ts (i am drunk beyond comprehension)
You're getting on my t*ts ( you are annoying me)
It's gone t*ts up (well that didnt work)
Alright, keep your t*ts on (calm down dear)
Hakuna yer tata's
Rest your chest.
Don't have a rack attack.
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