Stupid Sayings (That You Like)

[MOBB]

"He was hung like a wasp"

[twing]

Her minge looks like a ripped out fire place (and smells like a dead man's fridge)

[Nik da Greek]

Sweating like two weasels fking in a woollen sock

[alorotom]

you can smell the 'disco pussy' from here

[alorotom]

Douchebag ... I have a love/hate relationship with and use way tooo much!

[Plate spinner]

Fit as a butcher's dog

[littleredrooster]

Of a friends car..."Sounds like a Dalek having a wk in a dustbin"

And another friend, about to have his 'horoscope read'..."By the time I've finished with him, he won't know whether his ahole's been drilled, bored or countersunk" Best said in a broad geordie accent.

[Rich_AR]

generationx said:

As far as I know it's always been BOBFOC - your version would be BLBFLC...

Same here. I grew up in the North as well and always knew it as BOBFOC.

[motco]

sinbaddio said:

"She's had more cock ends than weekends".

In my teens it was 'more pricks in her than a second-hand dart board'

[ottovonskidmark]

She's had enough cock to make a hand rail from here to London.

[Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah]

It's like watching a dog trying to use an iPhone.

EG in context; 'watching the missus trying to drive, it's like watching a dog trying to use an iPhone!'

[Little Pete]

littleredrooster said:

Of a friends car..."Sounds like a Dalek having a wk in a dustbin"

And another friend, about to have his 'horoscope read'..."By the time I've finished with him, he won't know whether his ahole's been drilled, bored or countersunk" Best said in a broad geordie accent.

A guy I served my time used to say punched, bored or broached.

A favourite of mine is she had p??s flaps like ghost train doors.

[anonymous-user]

Fanny like a squashed hedgehog.

[Jinba Ittai]

A chap I used to work with who has now died used to use the phrase " He's as bent as a Toc H lamp" . It tickled me the first time I heard him use it even though I had no idea what Toc H was. I had to google it to understand the context. I've started using the phrase and still do, although most people don't understand it. To me it's just a funny turn of phrase.

[Blatter]

[quote=Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah ]It's like watching a dog trying to use an iPhone.

Or, the old-fashioned version - ..... like a pig looking at a piano

[ajprice]

Jinba Ittai said:

A chap I used to work with who has now died used to use the phrase " He's as bent as a Toc H lamp" . It tickled me the first time I heard him use it even though I had no idea what Toc H was. I had to google it to understand the context. I've started using the phrase and still do, although most people don't understand it. To me it's just a funny turn of phrase.

Haven't heard that as 'bent as', a mate of my dad's says 'dim as a Toc H lamp' for somebody who's a bit thick.

[Speed 3]

Champagne ideas, lemonade money

Putting lipstick on a pig (when someone's defending a bad idea/situation)

If you've been to Tenerife, they've been to Elevenerife (when someone always tries to outdo the other)