Stupid Sayings (That You Like)

Stupid Sayings (That You Like)

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ToyotaJim

1,158 posts

206 months

Sunday 19th September 2010
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Butchers dustbin - in reference to an unappealing looking lady garden

Pirates' eyelash - when you get a pube caught in your foreskin (also known as a Bobby Charlton)

Both overheard from my football team changing room!

Parsnip

3,122 posts

187 months

Sunday 19th September 2010
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Picked up "game on tampon" from a podcast I listen to.

carreauchompeur

17,830 posts

203 months

Sunday 19th September 2010
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ToyotaJim said:
Butchers dustbin - in reference to an unappealing looking lady garden
rofl

Very "Viz"

tuscaneer

7,738 posts

224 months

Sunday 19th September 2010
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michael brodie's manager upon a second failed world title bid,"that kid is so unlucky ,if he fell in a barrell of tits he'd come out sucking his thumb"

Ross1988

1,234 posts

182 months

Sunday 19th September 2010
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Tits like a dead heat in a Zeppelin race.

v1paul

723 posts

175 months

Sunday 19th September 2010
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NoNeed said:
Sweating like fred west on time team.
Haha, I like that one

Phil Dicky

7,162 posts

262 months

Sunday 19th September 2010
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It would be like waving a pencil in the middle of Wembley Stadium....describing a guys small member,

550Hep

3,135 posts

216 months

Sunday 19th September 2010
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About as much use as a marzipan dildo...

Face like a bag of spanners....


HOGEPH

5,249 posts

185 months

Sunday 19th September 2010
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Nipples like pygmies cocks.

robsco

7,822 posts

175 months

Sunday 19th September 2010
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Ross1988 said:
Sunglasses Ron said:
A face like a melted welly
Jack Dee with a face like a....
Grieving cod?

carreauchompeur

17,830 posts

203 months

Sunday 19th September 2010
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robsco said:
Ross1988 said:
Sunglasses Ron said:
A face like a melted welly
Jack Dee with a face like a....
Grieving cod?
rofl

NiceCupOfTea

25,280 posts

250 months

Monday 20th September 2010
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Phil Dicky said:
It would be like waving a pencil in the middle of Wembley Stadium....describing a guys small member,
Describing a woman with "generous" accommodation:

"...like throwing a sausage up a corridor"

Hammer67

5,706 posts

183 months

Monday 20th September 2010
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Noddy Holders Sideburns ~ a luxuriant ginger bush the like of which Charlie Dimmock probably has.

goldblum

10,272 posts

166 months

Monday 20th September 2010
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carreauchompeur said:
ToyotaJim said:
Butchers dustbin - in reference to an unappealing looking lady garden
rofl

Very "Viz"
Wizards sleeve.

Window cleaners satchel.

McSam

6,753 posts

174 months

Monday 20th September 2010
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ToyotaJim said:
Butchers dustbin - in reference to an unappealing looking lady garden

Pirates' eyelash - when you get a pube caught in your foreskin (also known as a Bobby Charlton)

Both overheard from my football team changing room!
rofl These are excellent ones.

"Beef curtain" is the alternative I have to your first..

Sunglasses Ron

540 posts

164 months

Monday 20th September 2010
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More chance of getting run over by a submarine.

philmccann

430 posts

199 months

Monday 20th September 2010
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Hairdo like a bag of TV aerials!!

Like a ripped out fireplace!! (describing ugly lady parts)

Miguel Alvarez

4,944 posts

169 months

Monday 20th September 2010
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My current favoourite came from this forum.

"I bet she goes like a bat in a biscuit tin"


WildCards

4,061 posts

216 months

Monday 20th September 2010
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Talking of a large clopper, "Like opening the window and trying to fk the night" is one i've always liked.

Snoop Bagg

1,879 posts

193 months

Monday 20th September 2010
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"If he fell in a barrel of tit's he'd come out sucking his thumb!"