Geek Jokes

[simonrockman]

MartG said:

Errr...

Not found? There it is, in front of him.

[Escapegoat]

MartG said:

Errr...

Back in the old heady days of DOS, there was a version of the Format command that displayed:

"Format C: - Press any key to continue"

Of course, it was back in the days of proper On/Off switches. Thankfully.

[K12beano]

[LordGrover]

[SystemParanoia]

Someone stole my copy of Microsoft office

... I will find you... You have my word.

[Clockwork Cupcake]

SystemParanoia said:

Someone stole my copy of Microsoft office

... I will find you... You have my word.

[Warmfuzzies]

Clockwork Cupcake said:

SystemParanoia said:

Someone stole my copy of Microsoft office

... I will find you... You have my word.

I don’t think this one has a positive outlook

[Clockwork Cupcake]

Warmfuzzies said:

I don’t think this one has a positive outlook

Clearly you excel at these kind of puns.

[tr7v8]

[MartG]

I like Morse Code because... ?

[George29]

[Silver Smudger]

SELECT * FROM contacts WHERE behaviour=’nice’;

Sort database twice.

SQL CLAUSE IS Coming TO Town!

[LordGrover]

[Voldemort]

[Clockwork Cupcake]

Voldemort said:

Because the same text posted a few posts ago is so much funnier when adorned with a couple of emojis and is a screenshot from Twitter.

[SystemParanoia]

Clockwork Cupcake said:

Voldemort said:

Because the same text posted a few posts ago is so much funnier when adorned with a couple of emojis and is a screenshot from Twitter.

let me have a go!

[durbster]

At the risk of turning this a bit dark, I can't help feeling it needs something like:

WHERE age < 12 

I mean, what sort of a person has a contacts table that only has children in it...?

[Bullett]

Father Christmas?

[PixelpeepS3]

durbster said:

At the risk of turning this a bit dark, I can't help feeling it needs something like:

WHERE age < 12 

I mean, what sort of a person has a contacts table that only has children in it...?

That's Gary Glitter's filter on plenty of fish isn't it?

[Richie C]

durbster said:

At the risk of turning this a bit dark, I can't help feeling it needs something like:

WHERE age < 12 

I mean, what sort of a person has a contacts table that only has children in it...?

What sort of person stores age as a field?