Geek Jokes

[Ultra Sound Guy]

[ging84]

Ultra Sound Guy said:

You were lucky no one came through from the other end

[Cold]

ging84 said:

Ultra Sound Guy said:

You were lucky no one came through from the other end

Everybody else moved.

[MartG]

[MartG]

[geeks]

MartG said:

[simonrockman]

Iain Thompson, a friend a The Register has just tweeted that he wanted to i include a line in an article. The response from his editor was "That song is older than I am".

The line was:

I'm the dandy clickjacker who you're too scared to mention;
I steal your cash by f**king Flash and deeds of misdirection.

[Clockwork Cupcake]

simonrockman said:

The line was:

I'm the dandy clickjacker who you're too scared to mention;
I steal your cash by f**king Flash and deeds of misdirection.

That's the kind of thing Alistair Dabbs (also of El Reg) would use.

[Clockwork Cupcake]

If you're driving a Tesla and it gets stolen, is it then an Edison?

[MartG]

[Clockwork Cupcake]

I don't know why I did so poorly in my maths exams. It wasn't through lack of effort; I always gave it 110%

[petemurphy]

Clockwork Cupcake said:

I don't know why I did so poorly in my maths exams. It wasn't through lack of effort; I always gave it 110%

so using that with my daughter thats a great dad joke!

[Clockwork Cupcake]

petemurphy said:

so using that with my daughter thats a great dad joke!

I can't claim credit for it - I heard it from Romesh Ranganathan on Mock the Week.

(Although he told it in the context of being fired as a maths teacher)

[Dr Jekyll]

Given the use of reflecting telescopes by astronomers, might the solution to the Fermi paradox be simply that aliens are vampires?

[dxg]

Whey why are atoms hard to trust?

They make up everything.

[MartG]

[ajprice]

MartG said:

Depends whether it's Korg or The Thing, as it's blue rocks I'll go with Korg. I don't know how old Korg is though

[smn159]

I was out walking yesterday and a farmer asked if I could help round up 18 cows.

I said of course, that's 20 cows

[JimbobVFR]

Ultra Sound Guy said:

It's not glowing so you've obviously missed the switch to activate it.

[Halmyre]

smn159 said:

I was out walking yesterday and a farmer asked if I could help round up 18 cows.

I said of course, that's 20 cows

Ah, so you've read the "Best Jokes of the Fringe" articles too!