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MartG

20,622 posts

203 months

Thursday 13th February 2020
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MartG

20,622 posts

203 months

Friday 14th February 2020
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morgs_

1,663 posts

186 months

Friday 14th February 2020
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MartG said:
That's definitely a repost and I have a feeling it was you who posted it before Mart hehe

Clockwork Cupcake

74,401 posts

271 months

Friday 14th February 2020
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morgs_ said:
That's definitely a repost and I have a feeling it was you who posted it before Mart hehe
"Alas, poor Mart. I knew him, Horatio. A fellow of infinite reposts."

wink

smn159

12,447 posts

216 months

Friday 14th February 2020
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morgs_ said:
That's definitely a repost
Speaking of which...

I just asked Alexa what 100 in Welsh was.

I did think that her assessment of my language skills was unduly harsh though frown

David A

3,602 posts

250 months

Friday 14th February 2020
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QuartzDad said:
geeks said:
You all need to learn how to speak to customers. *clears throat* It's an undocumented feature unlikely to appear in future releases
FTFY.
Or “functions as coded”

K12beano

20,854 posts

274 months

Friday 14th February 2020
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morgs_ said:
MartG said:
That's definitely a repost and I have a feeling it was you who posted it before Mart hehe
....over and over....

morgs_

1,663 posts

186 months

Saturday 15th February 2020
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Clockwork Cupcake said:
morgs_ said:
That's definitely a repost and I have a feeling it was you who posted it before Mart hehe
"Alas, poor Mart. I knew him, Horatio. A fellow of infinite reposts."

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K12beano said:
...over and over....
I hoped it would get picked up on, I wasn't disappointed laugh

MartG

20,622 posts

203 months

Saturday 15th February 2020
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morgs_ said:
MartG said:
That's definitely a repost and I have a feeling it was you who posted it before Mart hehe
Dammit - temporal stabiliser must be playing up again - I may have to repost it again a few months ago wink

Rostfritt

3,098 posts

150 months

Saturday 15th February 2020
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Clockwork Cupcake said:
TwigtheWonderkid said:
Less than 1 surely. All women have got none, and not all men have 2.
I think that, over the entire human population, the number is close enough to 1 to be statistically insignificant and no kittens need to be harmed. smile

Plus, it's pretty cis-normative to say all women have none.

So, overall, as I said, the number is close enough to 1 to be valid for the purposes of the joke.
This is based on the assumption that there are an equal number of men and women. It also assumes that the number of trans women who have had theirs removed is statistically insignificant.

On a similar note, two is an above average number of feet. (for humans)

havoc

29,927 posts

234 months

Saturday 15th February 2020
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Rostfritt said:
On a similar note, two is an above average number of feet. (for humans)
Depends if you're using integers or you're allowed decimals.

Mr E

21,583 posts

258 months

Saturday 15th February 2020
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David A said:
QuartzDad said:
geeks said:
You all need to learn how to speak to customers. *clears throat* It's an undocumented feature unlikely to appear in future releases
FTFY.
Or “functions as coded”
Your expectations were not a deliverable.

MartG

20,622 posts

203 months

Sunday 16th February 2020
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MartG

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203 months

Sunday 16th February 2020
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Beefmeister

16,482 posts

229 months

Sunday 16th February 2020
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And lo, there waf a Thumbsnap logo fail.

The fhame.

MartG

20,622 posts

203 months

Tuesday 18th February 2020
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Veeayt

3,139 posts

204 months

Tuesday 18th February 2020
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SCEtoAUX

4,119 posts

80 months

Tuesday 18th February 2020
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Clockwork Cupcake said:
Dr Jekyll said:
Not if the astronaut has two vacuum cleaners and uses the old space trick of 'reversing the polarity' on one of them.
Just need to set SCE to AUX
Did someone call?

rayny

1,143 posts

200 months

Tuesday 18th February 2020
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SCEtoAUX said:
Did someone call?
Where were you a week ago when we needed you !

K12beano

20,854 posts

274 months

Wednesday 19th February 2020
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rayny said:
SCEtoAUX said:
Did someone call?
Where were you a week ago when we needed you !
That’s the problem with space... communication takes such a long time!!



(I really like the running gag at the beginning of Armando Ianucci’s new series “Avenue 5” where the megalomaniac owner can’t understand the 20+ second delay in video link back to earth - keeping yelling “can someone get that fixed!!!” - it could be Donald J Trump.....)
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