Geek Jokes

[MartG]

[Clockwork Cupcake]

MartG said:

LOK. I like that one very much.

[Ponpiman]

I was going to post a joke about the Fibonacci sequence but I didn’t as on reflection it was as bad as my last 2 jokes put together

[808 Estate]

[feef]

808 Estate said:

The geek subtlety would be stronger if the Atari just said 'no' or ' I don't remember that'

[MartG]

[feef]

MartG said:

ironically, I do use chemical formulae to create memorable but secure passwords.


Like caffeine plus water : C8H10N4O2+H2O can be remembered as coffee (And before the pedants start, I know there's more to coffee than just caffeine and water)

or H2SO4+Pb : lead plus sulphuric acid is a car battery

[MartG]

What's the difference between Coronavirus and the Boeing 737 Max ?

The Coronavirus is airborne.

[kowalski655]

feef said:

ironically, I do use chemical formulae to create memorable but secure passwords.


Like caffeine plus water : C8H10N4O2+H2O can be remembered as coffee (And before the pedants start, I know there's more to coffee than just caffeine and water)

or H2SO4+Pb : lead plus sulphuric acid is a car battery

Can you tell me what your mother's maiden name was too?

[feef]

kowalski655 said:

feef said:

ironically, I do use chemical formulae to create memorable but secure passwords.


Like caffeine plus water : C8H10N4O2+H2O can be remembered as coffee (And before the pedants start, I know there's more to coffee than just caffeine and water)

or H2SO4+Pb : lead plus sulphuric acid is a car battery

Can you tell me what your mother's maiden name was too?

You don't think I use those ones do you?

[Clockwork Cupcake]

kowalski655 said:

Can you tell me what your mother's maiden name was too?

Off topic, but does anyone actually use their actual mother's maiden name? Mine would be a cryptographically secure password generated by my password vault, different for each site, rather than the actual answer.

Oh, wait. Users. Ok, as you were.

[Clockwork Cupcake]

feef said:

or H2SO4+Pb : lead plus sulphuric acid is a car battery

Is that a Correct Horse Battery Staple?


credit: https://xkcd.com/936/

[Turn7]

Well, if we are doing passwords....


............."Please set a password to register."

cabbage

Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

boiled cabbage

Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

1 boiled cabbage

Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.

50fkingboiledcabbages

Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.

50fkINGboiledcabbages

Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.

50fkingBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourArse,IfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessImmediately

Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

NowIAmGettingReallyPissedOff50fkingBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourArseIfYou
DontGiveMeAccessImmediately

Sorry, that password is already in use !

[dxg]

MartG said:

What's the difference between Coronavirus and the Boeing 737 Max ?

The Coronavirus is airborne.

Ouch!

[Munter]

dxg said:

MartG said:

What's the difference between Coronavirus and the Boeing 737 Max ?

The Coronavirus is airborne.

Ouch!

Only in the same way humans are airborne. They have to be in a aircraft, they can't do it on their own.
The virus has to be in droplets, which fall to the ground. So the virus isn't an airborne virus, any more than humans are an airborne species.

[Einion Yrth]

Munter said:

dxg said:

MartG said:

What's the difference between Coronavirus and the Boeing 737 Max ?

The Coronavirus is airborne.

Ouch!

Only in the same way humans are airborne. They have to be in a aircraft, they can't do it on their own.
The virus has to be in droplets, which fall to the ground. So the virus isn't an airborne virus, any more than humans are an airborne species.

Well certainly not if they were relying on Boeing 737 maxes.

[havoc]

Munter said:

dxg said:

MartG said:

What's the difference between Coronavirus and the Boeing 737 Max ?

The Coronavirus is airborne.

Ouch!

Only in the same way humans are airborne. They have to be in a aircraft, they can't do it on their own.
The virus has to be in droplets, which fall to the ground. So the virus isn't an airborne virus, any more than humans are an airborne species.

Have you finished with the kittens yet?

[TwigtheWonderkid]

Turn7 said:

Sorry, the password must be at least 8 characters.

SnowWhiteandthe7Dwarves

[Einion Yrth]

kowalski655 said:

feef said:

ironically, I do use chemical formulae to create memorable but secure passwords.


Like caffeine plus water : C8H10N4O2+H2O can be remembered as coffee (And before the pedants start, I know there's more to coffee than just caffeine and water)

or H2SO4+Pb : lead plus sulphuric acid is a car battery

Can you tell me what your mother's maiden name was too?

CH2CH3?

[timbo999]

Einion Yrth said:

CH2CH3?

Snort!