The Cyanide & Happiness appreciation thread

The Cyanide & Happiness appreciation thread

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Clockwork Cupcake

74,391 posts

271 months

Monday 17th June 2019
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TartanPaint said:
I'm quite sure we shall both agonise over it for many years to come.
It's what makes us British. biggrin

ntiz

2,328 posts

135 months

Monday 17th June 2019
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TartanPaint said:
AstonZagato said:
My rule is that one should not ask a woman if she is pregnant unless you can see the baby's head emerging at that very moment.
That goes without saying. You'd have to be mad to ask.

BUT, there's another hidden trap, far harder to avoid. It sneaks up on you.

A larger lady I know very well and speak to daily dropped into conversation the fact that her due date was only a couple of months away.

When receiving surprising news, and being caught off guard like that, you don't get the time to wonder what you should say.

"Oh, you're pregnant?" is NOT the right thing to say. Her response was furrowed brow, and "How can you not see I'm pregnant?" look on her face, followed soon after by a sigh and a sad look. She politely moved the conversation on, but I'm quite sure we shall both agonise over it for many years to come.

You've been warned.
Well I just burst out laughing in the middle of the office. So that’s me in an awkward position as well now.

Alex_225

6,233 posts

200 months

Monday 17th June 2019
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ntiz said:
TartanPaint said:
AstonZagato said:
My rule is that one should not ask a woman if she is pregnant unless you can see the baby's head emerging at that very moment.
That goes without saying. You'd have to be mad to ask.

BUT, there's another hidden trap, far harder to avoid. It sneaks up on you.

A larger lady I know very well and speak to daily dropped into conversation the fact that her due date was only a couple of months away.

When receiving surprising news, and being caught off guard like that, you don't get the time to wonder what you should say.

"Oh, you're pregnant?" is NOT the right thing to say. Her response was furrowed brow, and "How can you not see I'm pregnant?" look on her face, followed soon after by a sigh and a sad look. She politely moved the conversation on, but I'm quite sure we shall both agonise over it for many years to come.

You've been warned.
Well I just burst out laughing in the middle of the office. So that’s me in an awkward position as well now.
That is awkward but funny.

Reminded me of a friend who moaned at someone on a train for not giving their seat up to the 'pregnant' lady.

Turned out to be a Greggnant lady.

George29

14,706 posts

163 months

Thursday 27th June 2019
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vixen1700

22,665 posts

269 months

Saturday 29th June 2019
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Teppic

7,315 posts

256 months

Thursday 4th July 2019
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GOATever

2,651 posts

66 months

Thursday 4th July 2019
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Teppic said:


Edit - replaced with a censored version. For the uncensored one, click Here, although you can probably guess what the censored word is anyway.

Edited by Teppic on Friday 7th June 09:50
I’ve Seen it before, but it’s still rofl

GOATever

2,651 posts

66 months

Thursday 4th July 2019
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ajprice said:
laugh

GOATever

2,651 posts

66 months

Sunday 7th July 2019
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vixen1700 said:
laugh

Teppic

7,315 posts

256 months

Tuesday 30th July 2019
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They've posted a sequel to Oscar's and Tony's!


Clockwork Cupcake

74,391 posts

271 months

Tuesday 30th July 2019
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Teppic said:
They've posted a sequel to Oscar's and Tony's!

hehe

Quags

1,526 posts

260 months

Tuesday 30th July 2019
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Quags

1,526 posts

260 months

Tuesday 30th July 2019
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biggrin


George29

14,706 posts

163 months

Sunday 4th August 2019
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g3org3y

20,606 posts

190 months

Sunday 4th August 2019
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Tempted to share the last one with our ante-natal group...though not sure they share the same sense of humour. hehe

NRS

22,078 posts

200 months

Sunday 4th August 2019
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You'd soon find out...

boxst

3,699 posts

144 months

Sunday 4th August 2019
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George29 said:
Last time I posted that (on here) I had to both explain it and then myself smile

anonymous-user

53 months

Monday 5th August 2019
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Gameface

16,565 posts

76 months

Monday 5th August 2019
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fking hell. heheboxedin

8Ace

2,681 posts

197 months

Monday 5th August 2019
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http://files.explosm.net/comics/trump.gif

From 2005. Contains swearing so I've not posted it directly.