Wrestling fancy dress. Help.
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MilleniumFalcon said:
Pop into town, pair of blue shorts, swing by B&Q, job done.
Hacksaw Jim Duggan FTW!!
That's ^^ not 'fancy dress' where I live. 'Dress' they call it. Hacksaw Jim Duggan FTW!!
Fat Suit + Afro Wig = Andre the Giant
Cheap Elvis outfit + inflatable guitar = Honky Tonk Man
Grannies Draft (sp?) excluder + leather jacket = Jake the Snake...
Try and think of more..
FamilyDub said:
MilleniumFalcon said:
Pop into town, pair of blue shorts, swing by B&Q, job done.
Hacksaw Jim Duggan FTW!!
That's ^^ not 'fancy dress' where I live. 'Dress' they call it. Hacksaw Jim Duggan FTW!!
Fat Suit + Afro Wig = Andre the Giant
Cheap Elvis outfit + inflatable guitar = Honky Tonk Man
Grannies Draft (sp?) excluder + leather jacket = Jake the Snake...
Try and think of more..
Unless you have an impressive (read: muscular) physique, steer clear of the Hogan/Ultimate Warrior type outfits as you'll just look weedy. Cover up outfits will work best, especially if you don't want 40yr old single mums grabbing your cock all night.
Trust me, i've been there, and it isn't pleasant.
Trust me, i've been there, and it isn't pleasant.
My mate dressed up as the Ultimate Warrior a few years ago, he's 5'8 and about 10 stone, it was not a good look!
How about the Undertaker - black shirt with arms ripped off, black trousers, black boots and a hat.
Jake the Snake - get a cuddly snake from a toy shop, the girls will love being asked if they want to touch your snake too.
Honky Tonk man - get a guitar and Elvis like jump suit
Hacksaw Jim Duggen - 2x4 bit of timber (best to go for a foam one), some jeans and a denim / checked shirt
Macho man randy savage - lairy trousers and a tassled top
How about the Undertaker - black shirt with arms ripped off, black trousers, black boots and a hat.
Jake the Snake - get a cuddly snake from a toy shop, the girls will love being asked if they want to touch your snake too.
Honky Tonk man - get a guitar and Elvis like jump suit
Hacksaw Jim Duggen - 2x4 bit of timber (best to go for a foam one), some jeans and a denim / checked shirt
Macho man randy savage - lairy trousers and a tassled top
Beefmeister said:
Unless you have an impressive (read: muscular) physique, steer clear of the Hogan/Ultimate Warrior type outfits as you'll just look weedy. Cover up outfits will work best, especially if you don't want 40yr old single mums grabbing your cock all night.
Trust me, i've been there, and it isn't pleasant.
Looking weedy or the cock grabbing? Trust me, i've been there, and it isn't pleasant.
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