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Original Poster:

1,362 posts

178 months

Wednesday 26th September 2012
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Hi all,

Further to my previous thread back in June I am now all booked in on Thursday 27th for my open heart surgery. I am not looking forward to it one bit but I will be glad once it is all over, it will be a huge weight off my mind.

As I will be bored in hospital I will try and amuse myself by keeping you updated on this thread, I will do my best to get pics of all the nurses of course wink

For those who want to know more detail, read on...

I will be having a partial transplant of the wall of my heart as it has stretched, a bit like a bulge on a soon-to-pop tyre, I will also be having the whole of my Aortic route replaced for the same reason. Once that has been done the surgeon will then see if my valve is working correctly with the new parts and if not I will be having a replacement valve put in too. So a fairly major operation, but all part of growing old I guess!

I did ask the surgeon if she would be able to video the operation (through a head mounted camera) for my benefit, but she said no frown Boring!

Although the operation is on Thursday I have been told to arrive tomorrow (technically today I guess).

Any suggestions of good magazines to keep me amused would be great (already have EVO).

Updates to follow...

Chilli

17,318 posts

236 months

Wednesday 26th September 2012
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I wish you all the luck in the world mate....especially with a woman driving!
Seriously, I've had a very minor issue with the heart recently, and it gets you thinking. However, these people are amazing these days and I'm sure it's routine for them. Amazing to think that she'll have your heart in her hand, and it's really nothing!

Best of luck fella, it'll be sore for a few days but you'll be back fighting fit.

E31Shrew

5,922 posts

192 months

Wednesday 26th September 2012
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All the best chap.

anonymous-user

54 months

Wednesday 26th September 2012
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All the best from me too!

Don't forget, once you come round you have about 24 hours to behave appallingly - grabbing nurses arses - before you can't blame the anaesthetic any more wink

essexplumber

7,751 posts

173 months

Wednesday 26th September 2012
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All the best, hope it goes well. Will they let you take a copy of Razzle or Juggs Weekly in with you?

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Original Poster:

1,362 posts

178 months

Wednesday 26th September 2012
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Thanks for all the kind words guys!

I'm now at the hospital in London, they will drag me out of bed at 8am tomorrow for the op apparently! That time in the morning I won't need any anaesthetic as I never wake up that early!

All the replacement parts are synthetic, and if i need the valve doing it will be a metal one. So i'm basically getting a 16v Upgrade and a lightened balanced flywheel :-P

Not yet spotted any suitable nurses to ask for some special treatment ;-)

I'm not sure a copy of razzle would do me much good as i wont be able to move much after the op, I could ask a nice nurse for help I guess :-P

RDMcG

19,142 posts

207 months

Wednesday 26th September 2012
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Best of luck!...as has ben said, advances heart surgery have been amazing and I am sure you will make a full recovery.

lordgrover

33,539 posts

212 months

Wednesday 26th September 2012
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Pet Troll on Friday:



Best of British.

Hoofy

76,354 posts

282 months

Wednesday 26th September 2012
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Good luck!

As an aside, I note that upskirtnhsnurses.com is available if you're bored...

JumboBeef

3,772 posts

177 months

Wednesday 26th September 2012
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lordgrover said:
Pet Troll on Friday:



Best of British.
I say, ding dong!

VinceFox

20,566 posts

172 months

Wednesday 26th September 2012
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Good luck, heal well and quickly!

pidsy

7,989 posts

157 months

Wednesday 26th September 2012
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All the best!

You'll be a new man in a few days!

ben_h100

1,546 posts

179 months

Wednesday 26th September 2012
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Great attitude, good luck I'm sure this is routine for the surgeon!

Will they be able to take any pics instead of video - not necessarily for our viewing pleasure but for yourself? I know I'd be asking if it was me!

Dift

1,620 posts

227 months

Wednesday 26th September 2012
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I won't ask what hospital your going to, however it does sound a pretty major operation.

I've work in a fair few of the London hospitals running the bypass machine you'll be plumbed into.

You've got the right attitude, keep going, and keep us updated on your road to recovery!

I'm not working tomorrow, so at least you've definitely avoided me!! silly

Good luck!

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Original Poster:

1,362 posts

178 months

Wednesday 26th September 2012
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Update:

After turning up at 2pm as instructed It has taken until 8:30 for there to be a bed free so I have been a tad bored sat in the waiting room all day but it was sort of worth the wait as I managed to blag a room to myself with an ensuite :P

I have just bought a months worth of wifi access, I should only be in for a week to 10 days but it was only a few pence extra to go for a month over a week!

I am really tired as I didn't get much sleep last night so will be getting an early night. Also I will be woken at 7am tomorrow for my pre-med injection, then at 8am I will be wheeled down to theatre where I will be sedated after having numerous needles and lines stuck in me.

I will try and update in the morning but if not then I can't imagine I will be in a fit state to use a laptop for a few days so it might be a while til the next update.

VinceFox

20,566 posts

172 months

Wednesday 26th September 2012
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Bookmarked. Report back on here, it'll be interesting to read your experiences.

T40ORA

5,177 posts

219 months

Wednesday 26th September 2012
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Bookmarked here too. Great attitude matey; no point being pissed about something you can only make worse by being pissed about!

Hope it is a smooth ride.

Davel

8,982 posts

258 months

Wednesday 26th September 2012
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You'll be fine!

My best mate had an artificial valve fitted a couple of months back, a bit of Aorta replaced or repaired and a pacemaker fitted.

He's doing really well.

He's only 58!

Good luck....

oilandwater

1,408 posts

190 months

Wednesday 26th September 2012
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Good luck.
Woken at 7.am by a little prick? Toooo many jokes.

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Original Poster:

1,362 posts

178 months

Thursday 27th September 2012
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Morning! I've been woken up nice and early, not that I really slept anyway. Already had a shower and should be getting my pre-meds any minute now, am a tad nervous!

I already have a 8" scar in the middle of my chest from a previous operation when I was about 14, the surgeon said that my new scar should be in pretty much the same place as the old one.

Here goes...