What Are Your Gym/Fitness/Routine Moans?

What Are Your Gym/Fitness/Routine Moans?

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chris watton

22,477 posts

260 months

Sunday 22nd October 2017
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I have found that three or four sets of standard spinlock DB's, plus one set of extra long DB's (for DB Rows) suit me absolutely fine and have never once thought about buying a set with fixed weights. My old 1" plates are perfectly fine for the job.

On the other hand, a DB rack resplendent with a full range of DB's would look cool, if hardly used, so ultimately a huge waste of money.

Zod

35,295 posts

258 months

Monday 23rd October 2017
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lemmingjames said:
sub 26kg dumb bells all feel as if theyve got hair gel around the knurls, not a sticky kind that would aid grip but it makes it all greasy and starts to slide about. Can see why the weak wear gloves now
I take it you do chest flys with 30kg dumbbells.

n_const

1,709 posts

201 months

Monday 23rd October 2017
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Zod said:
lemmingjames said:
sub 26kg dumb bells all feel as if theyve got hair gel around the knurls, not a sticky kind that would aid grip but it makes it all greasy and starts to slide about. Can see why the weak wear gloves now
I take it you do chest flys with 30kg dumbbells.
Lol. Lat raises/biceps curls too , if only we could all be as strong as you !

lemmingjames

7,456 posts

204 months

Tuesday 24th October 2017
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n_const said:
Zod said:
lemmingjames said:
sub 26kg dumb bells all feel as if theyve got hair gel around the knurls, not a sticky kind that would aid grip but it makes it all greasy and starts to slide about. Can see why the weak wear gloves now
I take it you do chest flys with 30kg dumbbells.
Lol. Lat raises/biceps curls too , if only we could all be as strong as you !
lol as much as you like but once upon a time i was able to, with the lighter weight i found that i was able to hold it further away from the body and go to parallel , when the weights started getting heavier, the weights started coming closer to the body and the weight could be 0-20 degrees from parallel. Thats palms facing in at all times and not the palms in at the start which turns into a chest press that you see ego lifters do.

No i didnt get any video of it as i wasnt vain enough, though i might have my training logs showing the build up to it or maybe ph user Jon- saw me doing it.

Never really trained arms as i found the sports i did and the by product of how i trained took care of them

HTH

Edited by lemmingjames on Tuesday 24th October 09:43

Sheets Tabuer

18,957 posts

215 months

Wednesday 25th October 2017
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This guy at my gym spends an hour on the smiths machine with the bar on the top rung doing stretches, he literally stands there for an hour with his foot on the bar as if he is van damme.

I know he's paid his money but by god it annoys me.

ORD

18,120 posts

127 months

Wednesday 25th October 2017
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Sheets Tabuer said:
This guy at my gym spends an hour on the smiths machine with the bar on the top rung doing stretches, he literally stands there for an hour with his foot on the bar as if he is van damme.

I know he's paid his money but by god it annoys me.
You had me at 'Smith Machine'. The worst of all worlds. A trap for the ill-informed. At my local gym, I would guess at the 1 SM seeing twice as many squats as the 2 power racks combined. My guess is that the explanation is as follows: women seem to think it is "safe", and men are unwilling to acknowledge how little weight they can actually squat. 60kg seems to be the SM standard, which is coincidentally "2 of the big plates".

dirty boy

14,697 posts

209 months

Wednesday 25th October 2017
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Dude curling in the squat rack...I st you not.

I've seen this moaned about before but never seen it myself, what a plum. He was using an olympic bar with no weights on...

ORD

18,120 posts

127 months

Wednesday 25th October 2017
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The 3-4 bodybuilders that frequent my local gym and spend half of their 2 1/2 hour workouts looking in the mirror or touching each other and the other half grunting while "chasing the pump".

So

26,271 posts

222 months

Wednesday 25th October 2017
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dirty boy said:
Dude curling in the squat rack...I st you not.
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Common.

Dude curling one out in the squat rack, less so.

popeyewhite

19,853 posts

120 months

Wednesday 25th October 2017
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Sheets Tabuer said:
This guy at my gym spends an hour on the smiths machine with the bar on the top rung doing stretches, he literally stands there for an hour with his foot on the bar ...
My God he must have long legs. Can I request photographic confirmation of this amazing dexterity?

ambuletz

10,733 posts

181 months

Wednesday 25th October 2017
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yesterday in the gym.

guy doing some kind of pull down using a rope on the cable machines.using his whole body so i imagine cant have been good form. doing reps up to about 20. The last 5-6 reps he's grunting so loud the entire floor can hear him and he's counting out the reps loudly too. i could still hear him even with my earphones in.and watching tv

So

26,271 posts

222 months

Wednesday 25th October 2017
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ambuletz said:
yesterday in the gym.

guy doing some kind of pull down using a rope on the cable machines.using his whole body so i imagine cant have been good form. doing reps up to about 20. The last 5-6 reps he's grunting so loud the entire floor can hear him and he's counting out the reps loudly too. i could still hear him even with my earphones in.and watching tv
Cable crunches?

ambuletz

10,733 posts

181 months

Wednesday 25th October 2017
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So said:
ambuletz said:
yesterday in the gym.

guy doing some kind of pull down using a rope on the cable machines.using his whole body so i imagine cant have been good form. doing reps up to about 20. The last 5-6 reps he's grunting so loud the entire floor can hear him and he's counting out the reps loudly too. i could still hear him even with my earphones in.and watching tv
Cable crunches?
he was stood up, with the rope (attached to the cable machine at the middle, so you had two ends of the rope to grab onto) held above the head he pulled it down to waist height. a quick look at google suggest not cable crunches. The bet comparison i can make is if you had some window blinds you was trying to raise up and the cord weighed XX'kg and needed both hands.

ORD

18,120 posts

127 months

Wednesday 25th October 2017
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Crap version of a lat pulldown?

So

26,271 posts

222 months

Wednesday 25th October 2017
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ambuletz said:
So said:
ambuletz said:
yesterday in the gym.

guy doing some kind of pull down using a rope on the cable machines.using his whole body so i imagine cant have been good form. doing reps up to about 20. The last 5-6 reps he's grunting so loud the entire floor can hear him and he's counting out the reps loudly too. i could still hear him even with my earphones in.and watching tv
Cable crunches?
he was stood up, with the rope (attached to the cable machine at the middle, so you had two ends of the rope to grab onto) held above the head he pulled it down to waist height. a quick look at google suggest not cable crunches. The bet comparison i can make is if you had some window blinds you was trying to raise up and the cord weighed XX'kg and needed both hands.
He's probably the bell ringer at the parish church and has a happy hardcore cover to master.

n_const

1,709 posts

201 months

Wednesday 25th October 2017
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ambuletz said:
he was stood up, with the rope (attached to the cable machine at the middle, so you had two ends of the rope to grab onto) held above the head he pulled it down to waist height. a quick look at google suggest not cable crunches. The bet comparison i can make is if you had some window blinds you was trying to raise up and the cord weighed XX'kg and needed both hands.
Straight arm pull downs ?


Sheets Tabuer

18,957 posts

215 months

Wednesday 25th October 2017
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popeyewhite said:
My God he must have long legs. Can I request photographic confirmation of this amazing dexterity?
Not taking pictures of men in the gym but I can assure you he stays still with his leg pointing to the ceiling for minutes at a time before changing to the other, rinse and repeat for an hour.

Halb

53,012 posts

183 months

Thursday 26th October 2017
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ambuletz said:
he was stood up, with the rope (attached to the cable machine at the middle, so you had two ends of the rope to grab onto) held above the head he pulled it down to waist height. a quick look at google suggest not cable crunches. The bet comparison i can make is if you had some window blinds you was trying to raise up and the cord weighed XX'kg and needed both hands.
i recall a bloke who would get on the lat pulldown cable and it would look like he was on a rowing machine.
He was crazy

V8mate

45,899 posts

189 months

Thursday 26th October 2017
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A chap this morning assumed the push-up position, lowered himself about two-thirds of the way down, and then, without moving any other part of his body, moved his head towards and away from the floor at such a violent rate, that I think I would have blacked out or snapped my cervical vertebrae if I had tried to replicate it.

People are strange.

lemmingjames

7,456 posts

204 months

Wednesday 15th November 2017
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Are the Star tattoos on the Front Shoulder area of each shoulder, the worldwide identification marker of a bodybuilding bellend?