What Are Your Gym/Fitness/Routine Moans?

What Are Your Gym/Fitness/Routine Moans?

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ambuletz

10,734 posts

181 months

Sunday 18th November 2018
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what's the word for when you park up in a car park away from everyone and someone parks up next to you?

Cos the equivalent happened in the gym today.

The gym was closing in 5-10minutes. i'm in the changing rooms, a very big area with tons of space. i decide to get changed by one of the many 'island' type hanger/bench things that's in the middle of the area... a guy comes in..where does he get changed? on the same 'island' but on the other side of me, so it's like you're basically facing each other getting undressed. He could've easily gone to the opposite area, or far away (using the laws of the urinal) but nooooooo.

Halb

53,012 posts

183 months

Sunday 18th November 2018
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he's made the opening move, now buy him some flowers you cocktease

ORD

18,120 posts

127 months

Sunday 18th November 2018
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ambuletz said:
what's the word for when you park up in a car park away from everyone and someone parks up next to you?

Cos the equivalent happened in the gym today.

The gym was closing in 5-10minutes. i'm in the changing rooms, a very big area with tons of space. i decide to get changed by one of the many 'island' type hanger/bench things that's in the middle of the area... a guy comes in..where does he get changed? on the same 'island' but on the other side of me, so it's like you're basically facing each other getting undressed. He could've easily gone to the opposite area, or far away (using the laws of the urinal) but nooooooo.
Sorry about that. It just looked so much warmer near you. Sexier, too.

Regiment

2,799 posts

159 months

Monday 19th November 2018
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ambuletz said:
what's the word for when you park up in a car park away from everyone and someone parks up next to you?

Cos the equivalent happened in the gym today.

The gym was closing in 5-10minutes. i'm in the changing rooms, a very big area with tons of space. i decide to get changed by one of the many 'island' type hanger/bench things that's in the middle of the area... a guy comes in..where does he get changed? on the same 'island' but on the other side of me, so it's like you're basically facing each other getting undressed. He could've easily gone to the opposite area, or far away (using the laws of the urinal) but nooooooo.
Was he bigger than you?

Hoofy

76,352 posts

282 months

Monday 19th November 2018
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Did he say, "Can I be your fwiend?"

ambuletz

10,734 posts

181 months

Monday 19th November 2018
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lol at all the replies, brilliant. no words were exchanged, no eye contact, no kissing either

V8mate

45,899 posts

189 months

Monday 19th November 2018
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ambuletz said:
lol at all the replies, brilliant. no words were exchanged, no eye contact, no kissing either
Was that because he slid in behind you in the shower?

Hoofy

76,352 posts

282 months

Monday 19th November 2018
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hehe and hehe

Mothersruin

8,573 posts

99 months

Monday 19th November 2018
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Not everyone can be 'the big spoon'...

johnwilliams77

8,308 posts

103 months

Monday 19th November 2018
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dheads who slam the fking machines down. fking s!

TheJimi

24,983 posts

243 months

Monday 19th November 2018
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Slam the machines down?

Who TF trains at your gym? yikes

johnwilliams77

8,308 posts

103 months

Monday 19th November 2018
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TheJimi said:
Slam the machines down?

Who TF trains at your gym? yikes
Sorry, it's not a warehouse full of meatheads with no heating.

TheJimi

24,983 posts

243 months

Monday 19th November 2018
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(sigh)

Read my post again...

ambuletz

10,734 posts

181 months

Monday 19th November 2018
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TheJimi said:
Slam the machines down?

Who TF trains at your gym? yikes
this actually happens at my gym. half the machines are on the bottom floor with dumbells and power racks. the 1st floor has machines + dumbells. there's always people on the 1st floor who use the machines and basically just let go of whatever movement they're doing, so the weights within the machine end up slamming down, you can hear it/feel it if you're on the ground floor, if you're on the 1st floor it's it's more distracting.

Regiment

2,799 posts

159 months

Tuesday 20th November 2018
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TheJimi said:
Slam the machines down?

Who TF trains at your gym? yikes
Lol, that reminds me of a Jujimufu and Brian Shaw video i saw last night where they went to Planet Fitness. He essentially maxed out every machine with ease so i think the next step for him was lifting the machines themselves to get a better workout.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBtqc8tpugU

TheJimi

24,983 posts

243 months

Tuesday 20th November 2018
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Regiment said:
TheJimi said:
Slam the machines down?

Who TF trains at your gym? yikes
Lol, that reminds me of a Jujimufu and Brian Shaw video i saw last night where they went to Planet Fitness. He essentially maxed out every machine with ease so i think the next step for him was lifting the machines themselves to get a better workout.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBtqc8tpugU
I watched that last night too.

Good fun, that!

...and thank goodness someone got my joke hehe

Halb

53,012 posts

183 months

Tuesday 20th November 2018
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biglaugh

littlepaul

218 posts

129 months

Tuesday 20th November 2018
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Smitters said:
Gym today and two people, both of whom had been in for a good 40 mins working out, just popped clothes back on and left. Doesn't directly affect me, but I'd have to say something if I sat next to them for the afternoon.
Surely this depends on where the person is going after . I’ve done this few times when heading straight home after to then shower at my own house

ambuletz

10,734 posts

181 months

Tuesday 20th November 2018
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littlepaul said:
Smitters said:
Gym today and two people, both of whom had been in for a good 40 mins working out, just popped clothes back on and left. Doesn't directly affect me, but I'd have to say something if I sat next to them for the afternoon.
Surely this depends on where the person is going after . I’ve done this few times when heading straight home after to then shower at my own house
I've never showered at my gym as I cycle home straight from it. if the weather is cold i will take off the sweaty tshirt and put on a dry one. summertime I'll stay in the same clothes as i ride back.

ashleyman

6,983 posts

99 months

Tuesday 20th November 2018
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I don’t shower at the gym either.
Usually just shove my coat on and walk home. Now that it’s cold I might put some joggers on top of my shorts so I don’t get cold but that’s about it.