How much do you drink, honestly?

How much do you drink, honestly?

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PaoloMey

41 posts

17 months

Friday 1st February 2019
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about 2 liters of liquor a month. Helps me sleep wink

Welshbeef

38,963 posts

148 months

Friday 1st February 2019
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Trophy Husband said:
I've bought some Brains SA for tonight. Cymru am Byth.
God I love that and Brains Dark - Sadly cannot buy any here so it’s 6X and old Rosie + Hereford Vintage + Good old boy

ambuletz

8,338 posts

131 months

Sunday 3rd February 2019
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This lad drinking 23 pints for his birthday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IO9kDJV7vpQ


how the hell does someone manage so much? After a while i just end up feeling far too bloated. this is made worse if i try to drink quicker. in an evening out i might average 6-8 at the very top end. but 23? eeesh

Welshbeef

38,963 posts

148 months

Sunday 3rd February 2019
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ambuletz said:
This lad drinking 23 pints for his birthday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IO9kDJV7vpQ


how the hell does someone manage so much? After a while i just end up feeling far too bloated. this is made worse if i try to drink quicker. in an evening out i might average 6-8 at the very top end. but 23? eeesh
I’ve done - for my sins (on different occasions)
3 bottles of wine in a minute
10 pints in 30mins and carried on all night
The power hour(those who drink know what that is).
A pint of spirits in one - birthday punishment.
Blindfolded sitting on a chair tube in the mouth 2x 4pint pitchers poured in and the buggers kept pouring scotch - Rugby initiation (vomited everywhere instantly).

guindilias

2,993 posts

70 months

Sunday 3rd February 2019
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Welshbeef said:
I’ve done - for my sins (on different occasions)
3 bottles of wine in a minute
10 pints in 30mins and carried on all night
The power hour(those who drink know what that is).
A pint of spirits in one - birthday punishment.
Blindfolded sitting on a chair tube in the mouth 2x 4pint pitchers poured in and the buggers kept pouring scotch - Rugby initiation (vomited everywhere instantly).
And you are also a well known Walt. 3 bottles of wine in a minute? I don't think I could pour it that fast, let alone drink it that fast. It's roughly equivalent to a bottle of spirits, which I can drink without falling over - but wine? It'd take me way longer. Call it half an hour if I was in a hurry to get steaming drunk. That's around 2.25 litres of wine - I couldn't drink that much water in a minute, let alone wine.

Why lie? Nobody believes you, they laugh at you. It's a bit pathetic, really.


Luke.

8,128 posts

200 months

Sunday 3rd February 2019
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Yup. Total fantasist.

GT03ROB

8,377 posts

171 months

Monday 4th February 2019
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Welshbeef said:
I’ve done - for my sins (on different occasions)
3 bottles of wine in a minute
10 pints in 30mins and carried on all night
The power hour(those who drink know what that is).
A pint of spirits in one - birthday punishment.
Blindfolded sitting on a chair tube in the mouth 2x 4pint pitchers poured in and the buggers kept pouring scotch - Rugby initiation (vomited everywhere instantly).
Welshy come on...

Badda

1,540 posts

32 months

Monday 4th February 2019
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Welshbeef said:
I’ve done - for my sins (on different occasions)
3 bottles of wine in a minute
10 pints in 30mins and carried on all night
The power hour(those who drink know what that is).
A pint of spirits in one - birthday punishment.
Blindfolded sitting on a chair tube in the mouth 2x 4pint pitchers poured in and the buggers kept pouring scotch - Rugby initiation (vomited everywhere instantly).
Don’t forget the time you drank a entire swimming pool as a bet and then ate a herd of cows.

johnwilliams77

6,176 posts

53 months

Monday 4th February 2019
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Badda said:
Don’t forget the time you drank a entire swimming pool as a bet and then ate a herd of cows.
hehe all whilst ordering a Porsche 944 and a Honda s2000

Welshbeef

38,963 posts

148 months

Monday 4th February 2019
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Luke. said:
Yup. Total fantasist.
https://youtu.be/sr9oh1ISPyU

We did the wine following this online video - the challenge being set.

Also from sounds of it many here are not regulars or have never been regulars down the rugby club have you

Welshbeef

38,963 posts

148 months

Monday 4th February 2019
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guindilias said:
And you are also a well known Walt. 3 bottles of wine in a minute? I don't think I could pour it that fast, let alone drink it that fast. It's roughly equivalent to a bottle of spirits, which I can drink without falling over - but wine? It'd take me way longer. Call it half an hour if I was in a hurry to get steaming drunk. That's around 2.25 litres of wine - I couldn't drink that much water in a minute, let alone wine.

Why lie? Nobody believes you, they laugh at you. It's a bit pathetic, really.
We put 2 straws into each bottle to aid the faster flow - I had unfortunately 2 reds which are much harder to do that.

Yes it gets you steaming drunk in about 5 mins or less after doing it. Never will I do it again

Welshbeef

38,963 posts

148 months

Monday 4th February 2019
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johnwilliams77 said:
hehe all whilst ordering a Porsche 944 and a Honda s2000
Whilst chopping on a mars bar smile.

GT03ROB

8,377 posts

171 months

Monday 4th February 2019
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Welshbeef said:
We put 2 straws into each bottle to aid the faster flow - I had unfortunately 2 reds which are much harder to do that.
Hang on.... so you did 3 bottles of wine in a minute... through 2 straws in each bottle..... it gets worse.... I could almost see it if you drank out of pint glasses, but through straws?? jester

Welshbeef

38,963 posts

148 months

Monday 4th February 2019
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GT03ROB said:
Welshbeef said:
We put 2 straws into each bottle to aid the faster flow - I had unfortunately 2 reds which are much harder to do that.
Hang on.... so you did 3 bottles of wine in a minute... through 2 straws in each bottle..... it gets worse.... I could almost see it if you drank out of pint glasses, but through straws?? jester
Not through straws - you put straws into a bottle and bend them mouch over he mottle opening turn bottle upside down it means there is no air lock in the liquid so it flows much faster and you don’t have to take your lips off the bottle to allow air in.
I’m surprised a seasoned drinker isn’t aware of strawpedo...


Anyway
https://youtu.be/Cb89Uv7axYg

Welshbeef

38,963 posts

148 months

Monday 4th February 2019
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GT03ROB said:
Hang on.... so you did 3 bottles of wine in a minute... through 2 straws in each bottle..... it gets worse.... I could almost see it if you drank out of pint glasses, but through straws?? jester
See this for a visual example

https://youtu.be/_PoldpVhsNE

GT03ROB

8,377 posts

171 months

Monday 4th February 2019
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Welshbeef said:
I’m surprised a seasoned drinker isn’t aware of strawpedo.
laugh I can't compete with you.... I was a bad boy once & necked 2 pints of gin & tonic …. shortly thereafter projectile vomited vomit in the Reading University student union bar. Rank amateur drinker here!!

Welshbeef

38,963 posts

148 months

Monday 4th February 2019
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GT03ROB said:
laugh I can't compete with you.... I was a bad boy once & necked 2 pints of gin & tonic …. shortly thereafter projectile vomited vomit in the Reading University student union bar. Rank amateur drinker here!!
Lol.

Doing it with bottles of beer bottle on the table mouth round the bottle stopwatch ready head up and suck all the way - then slam it down. 2 second bottles of Bud are doable repeatedly.

Downing a pint - clearly no straws needed as no air lock issue best I ever got to was low 5 seconds basically 3 massive gulps, I never mastered the literally pouring it down.

Note 3 in 60 seconds is savage first one you can do in 10 seconds ish 2nd 15-18 seconds but then that 3rd... That really does take the whole of the remainder of the minute.
Then sit down / quickly exit left to the vents and hurl (holding 3 in you’ll go from stone cold sober to collapsing in under 10mins/ epically stupid but I’ve done it).


God knows how some people down whole bottles of scotch or Tequila ...... leave those games for the hardened drinkers.

mike80

1,465 posts

166 months

Monday 4th February 2019
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Welshbeef said:
Also from sounds of it many here are not regulars or have never been regulars down the rugby club have you
Thankfully not.

limpsfield

4,856 posts

203 months

Monday 4th February 2019
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Oh Welshy you never learn, you loon.

Welshbeef

38,963 posts

148 months

Monday 4th February 2019
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mike80 said:
Thankfully not.
You’ve not played Nellie the elephant around the pool table then either.....