Have i broken my toe?

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Brainpox

4,055 posts

151 months

Tuesday 18th September 2018
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Yep it's broken but there's sod all you can do about it (as long as it is straight/not sitting at a funny angle).

Berkshire bred

985 posts

75 months

Tuesday 18th September 2018
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Is the OP from Norfolk??

This thread is fking brilliant, can we have a full pic of the OP so we can make more fun of you please?

archie456

419 posts

222 months

Tuesday 18th September 2018
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I caught my little toe on a wardrobe when was 12, leaving it sticking out at a funny angle.

My dad took me to the doctor, who was convinced it was dislocated and then spent 5 minutes trying to put it back in without success. OUCH.

He then sent us to the hospital where it was confirmed as broken and they just taped it to the next one.

So from my experience, I'd say just tape it up.

bigandclever

13,775 posts

238 months

Tuesday 18th September 2018
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Berkshire bred said:
Is the OP from Norfolk??

This thread is fking brilliant, can we have a full pic of the OP so we can make more fun of you please?


I’d imagine.

Berkshire bred

985 posts

75 months

Tuesday 18th September 2018
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bigandclever said:
Berkshire bred said:
Is the OP from Norfolk??

This thread is fking brilliant, can we have a full pic of the OP so we can make more fun of you please?


I’d imagine.
rofl
I bet his other foot has got full webbing hurl

popeyewhite

19,797 posts

120 months

Tuesday 18th September 2018
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OP - you should strap the toe to the one next to it quite tightly using tape. Not so tight you cut the blood off. Then you should go to A&E. If the toe is broken it might need attention and it's best to get it seen to asap.

WinstonWolf

72,857 posts

239 months

Tuesday 18th September 2018
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popeyewhite said:
OP - you should strap the toe to the one next to it quite tightly using tape. Not so tight you cut the blood off. Then you should go to A&E. If the toe is broken it might need attention and it's best to get it seen to asap.
The NHS guidance on the last page is to treat at home, there's a list on when you should present to A&E.

They'll only go "meh" and tape it up if you turn up with that.

Kenny Powers

2,618 posts

127 months

Tuesday 18th September 2018
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Crikey. I’d be checking for a full moon if I were you laugh

popeyewhite

19,797 posts

120 months

Tuesday 18th September 2018
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WinstonWolf said:
popeyewhite said:
OP - you should strap the toe to the one next to it quite tightly using tape. Not so tight you cut the blood off. Then you should go to A&E. If the toe is broken it might need attention and it's best to get it seen to asap.
The NHS guidance on the last page is to treat at home, there's a list on when you should present to A&E.

They'll only go "meh" and tape it up if you turn up with that.
Maybe, but that's not what happened when I broke my toes. They were surprisingly concerned. I was whisked off to x-ray and berated for leaving it a week before making an appearance. OP might want to wash his feet first, and a little manicure might not go amiss. biggrin

HTP99

22,530 posts

140 months

Tuesday 18th September 2018
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Pedicure!

popeyewhite

19,797 posts

120 months

Tuesday 18th September 2018
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Yep, sorry.

Google [bot]

6,682 posts

181 months

Tuesday 18th September 2018
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I 'chipped' my big toe many years back and was in plaster up to my knee for 6 weeks.

Derek Smith

45,613 posts

248 months

Wednesday 19th September 2018
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I've broken a couple of toes over the years. The bruising is similar to the OP's but it is merely symptomatic and not definitive. 'Stubbing' toes can give the same result.

The first time all the hospital did was strap the toe to the two adjacent ones and send me home. The second time I did it myself. Both toes give me some stick now, presumably arthritis.

I dislocated two toes, costing me a pair of brand new trainers, or at least one of them. Much more painful and took longer to return to normal. I've had no long term problems though.

Mind you, this thread makes me wonder what is normal.


Contract Killer

Original Poster:

4,382 posts

183 months

Wednesday 19th September 2018
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Well after a day on my feet, my toe was pretty painful, so have now taped it to the next and see if it helps.



I now feel im wasted as a spark, and should really be a doctor wink

I guess i now have two double toes....

rsbmw

3,464 posts

105 months

Wednesday 19th September 2018
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Is that how the first two joined together?

FerdiZ28

1,355 posts

134 months

Wednesday 19th September 2018
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Christ on a bike

I wish you a speedy recovery, never shave your head though, with those cloven hooves you'll probably find some numbers that won't wash away with Radox.

Monkeylegend

26,334 posts

231 months

Wednesday 19th September 2018
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Good to see you have washed it, now just the nails to cut, and the webbing trimmed back a bit twixt no's 2&3 and a quick go with a bix.

popeyewhite

19,797 posts

120 months

Wednesday 19th September 2018
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Maxf

8,406 posts

241 months

Thursday 20th September 2018
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Jesus... what the hell is wrong with your foot? Not the break, but the middle 2 toes which seem to have sprouted from the same toe-stump.


JamesRF

1,051 posts

98 months

Thursday 20th September 2018
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From that bruising pattern I'd definitely say broken.

I've broken both my little toes doing football/karate when I was younger. All you can do is strap it and try keep your wait off it. I actually did a karate competition with one of mine still broken at the time and won both my events, proved to be quite good luck!

Also there should be some sort of warning put in the title of this thread, almost choked on my lunch when I saw the full extent of problems going on there!