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Apparently The Sun published an article comparing Ross Barkley to a Gorilla before swiftly taking it down
http://www.football365.com/news/the-sun-manage-to-...
said:
‘Could Everton’s Ross Barkley represent the missing link between man and beast?’
‘PERHAPS unfairly, I have always judged Ross Barkley as one of our dimmest footballers. There is something about the lack of reflection in his eyes which makes me certain not only are the lights not on, there is definitely nobody at home.
‘I get a similar feeling when seeing a gorilla at the zoo. The physique is magnificent but it’s the eyes that tell the story.
‘So it came as no surprise to me that the Everton star copped a nasty right-hander in a nightclub for allegedly eyeing up an attractive young lady who, as they say, was “spoken for”.
‘The reality is that at £60,000 a week and being both thick and single, he is an attractive catch in the Liverpool area, where the only men with similar pay packets are drug dealers and therefore not at nightclubs, as they are often guests of Her Majesty.
‘However, 23-year-old Mr Barkley will have learned a painful lesson. He is too rich and too famous to be spending his time in local hangouts where most of the customers have only just broken through the £7.50-an-hour barrier.’
The day before the Hillsborough anniversary as well. What the actual fk?‘PERHAPS unfairly, I have always judged Ross Barkley as one of our dimmest footballers. There is something about the lack of reflection in his eyes which makes me certain not only are the lights not on, there is definitely nobody at home.
‘I get a similar feeling when seeing a gorilla at the zoo. The physique is magnificent but it’s the eyes that tell the story.
‘So it came as no surprise to me that the Everton star copped a nasty right-hander in a nightclub for allegedly eyeing up an attractive young lady who, as they say, was “spoken for”.
‘The reality is that at £60,000 a week and being both thick and single, he is an attractive catch in the Liverpool area, where the only men with similar pay packets are drug dealers and therefore not at nightclubs, as they are often guests of Her Majesty.
‘However, 23-year-old Mr Barkley will have learned a painful lesson. He is too rich and too famous to be spending his time in local hangouts where most of the customers have only just broken through the £7.50-an-hour barrier.’
http://www.football365.com/news/the-sun-manage-to-...
Sent by an Ipswich-supporting mate ...
http://www.twtd.co.uk/forum/403711/spurs-stepping-...
Poor really ...
http://www.twtd.co.uk/forum/403711/spurs-stepping-...
Poor really ...
uk66fastback said:
Sent by an Ipswich-supporting mate ...
http://www.twtd.co.uk/forum/403711/spurs-stepping-...
Poor really ...
His heart wasn't really in it, I don't think...http://www.twtd.co.uk/forum/403711/spurs-stepping-...
Poor really ...
Aaron Lennon has reportedly been detained by police over fears for his mental health. I hope he comes out of this okay.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/articl...
http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11671/10861...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/articl...
http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11671/10861...
Behind a paywall, but this must surely be the best/worst article about football I've seen.
https://www.spectator.co.uk/2017/05/arsenal-fans-n...
https://www.spectator.co.uk/2017/05/arsenal-fans-n...
article said:
‘I had 20 good years supporting Manchester United but now I follow Arsenal, and I find the treatment of the magnificent Arsène Wenger by large sections of my fellow fans mystifying and depressing. I supported Manchester United because when Rupert Murdoch bought top-tier English football in the early 1990s and started marketing it aggressively at the middle classes – who, like me, had previously had no interest in the sport – United were the only logical choice. They played pulsating, swaggering football and often scored thrilling wins from seemingly impossible situations. The young men who made up the spine of the team had grown up together in a boys’ own story and – most importantly – they had a manager in Sir Alex Ferguson who was a high priest of romance.
‘But then he left. And what followed has been very dull. So I stopped supporting United and started following Arsenal. Chiefly out of admiration for their dignified and daring French manager’
Blimey....‘But then he left. And what followed has been very dull. So I stopped supporting United and started following Arsenal. Chiefly out of admiration for their dignified and daring French manager’
Lance Catamaran said:
Behind a paywall, but this must surely be the best/worst article about football I've seen.
https://www.spectator.co.uk/2017/05/arsenal-fans-n...
AAAARGHHH!!!!! God, people like that...ugh! Go and watch rugby or something. https://www.spectator.co.uk/2017/05/arsenal-fans-n...
article said:
‘I had 20 good years supporting Manchester United but now I follow Arsenal, and I find the treatment of the magnificent Arsène Wenger by large sections of my fellow fans mystifying and depressing. I supported Manchester United because when Rupert Murdoch bought top-tier English football in the early 1990s and started marketing it aggressively at the middle classes – who, like me, had previously had no interest in the sport – United were the only logical choice. They played pulsating, swaggering football and often scored thrilling wins from seemingly impossible situations. The young men who made up the spine of the team had grown up together in a boys’ own story and – most importantly – they had a manager in Sir Alex Ferguson who was a high priest of romance.
‘But then he left. And what followed has been very dull. So I stopped supporting United and started following Arsenal. Chiefly out of admiration for their dignified and daring French manager’
Blimey....‘But then he left. And what followed has been very dull. So I stopped supporting United and started following Arsenal. Chiefly out of admiration for their dignified and daring French manager’
BBC said:
Panenka - same place, 41 years later
Serbia 0-1 Wales
Panenka serendipity here.
Aaron Ramsey's cheeky chip of a penalty is known as a Panenka - named after the man who made it famous, Antonin Panenka.
It was in this very stadium in Belgrade, when it was called the Red Star Stadium, that Panenka scored the winning penalty in the shootout of the Euro 1976 final against Germany.
Did Ramsey know? Was it homage? Hope someone asks him.
Boss.Serbia 0-1 Wales
Panenka serendipity here.
Aaron Ramsey's cheeky chip of a penalty is known as a Panenka - named after the man who made it famous, Antonin Panenka.
It was in this very stadium in Belgrade, when it was called the Red Star Stadium, that Panenka scored the winning penalty in the shootout of the Euro 1976 final against Germany.
Did Ramsey know? Was it homage? Hope someone asks him.
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