The Official West Ham United Thread. Vol 2

The Official West Ham United Thread. Vol 2

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pincher

8,558 posts

217 months

Sunday 19th November 2017
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Black can man said:
Watford look miles fitter than you're boys.
That’s been the problem right from the start of the season BCM (and a lot/all of last season too) - I would hope that it would be one of Moyes’ top priorities to sort out.

Can’t say I’m surprised at the result today but its rather frustrating that, at 2-0 down and with seven minutes to play, we were happy to stroke it around the defence and not offer anything going forward at all.

The Daves reckon the club is worth £650m - I honestly think they’d struggle to get a tenth of that at the moment.

gadgetmac

14,984 posts

108 months

Sunday 19th November 2017
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Over half a Billion!?!?

You don’t even own your own ground, how on earth did they get that figure?

Blib

44,046 posts

197 months

Sunday 19th November 2017
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According to Talksport your fans spent the match disparaging the owners, who happened to be in attendance.

The sooner you're rid of Pinky and Perky the better.

GloverMart

11,815 posts

215 months

Sunday 19th November 2017
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Blib said:
According to Talksport your fans spent the match disparaging the owners, who happened to be in attendance.

The sooner you're rid of Pinky and Perky the better.
If Pinky and Perky were Noble and Carroll, I'd agree with that too.

Noble's legs have gone and he just turns round in circles with the ball a dozen times a game, like one of those people who puts their forehead on a stick, twirls round a dozen times then heads off into random directions. Carroll is a thug, arms flailing like Windy Miller's house and how anyone thinks you can play "The West Ham" way with that long haired snot bucket up front, I'll never know.

Best player today from what I saw was that sub that came on with a name like a Japanese card game, he looked quite useful even though he was as one footed as Arjen Robben.

And "Bubbles"? Start the song a key down then when you get to the second part of it, you won't be straining your bks trying to reach a note that the song doesn't go to anyway.

Merry Christmas!

mickk

28,857 posts

242 months

Sunday 19th November 2017
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Blib said:
According to Talksport your fans spent the match disparaging the owners, who happened to be in attendance.
Did you hear the caller who wants shot of Moyes after one game and suggests the new manager must be a local lad?


mickk

28,857 posts

242 months

Sunday 19th November 2017
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GloverMart said:
If Pinky and Perky were Noble and Carroll, I'd agree with that too.

Noble's legs have gone and he just turns round in circles with the ball a dozen times a game, like one of those people who puts their forehead on a stick, twirls round a dozen times then heads off into random directions. Carroll is a thug, arms flailing like Windy Miller's house and how anyone thinks you can play "The West Ham" way with that long haired snot bucket up front, I'll never know.

Best player today from what I saw was that sub that came on with a name like a Japanese card game, he looked quite useful even though he was as one footed as Arjen Robben.

And "Bubbles"? Start the song a key down then when you get to the second part of it, you won't be straining your bks trying to reach a note that the song doesn't go to anyway.

Merry Christmas!
hehe

TwigtheWonderkid

43,348 posts

150 months

Sunday 19th November 2017
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FN2TypeR said:
bad company said:
Axionknight said:
I hate your club with a passion, your owners are s who clearly think that they own Barcelona, your stadium is a tax payer funded pile of st and your fanbase has an element of hooliganism and trouble that is a blight on football

We suffered a season of Moyes and his brand of pish and I hope that you get the same and go down like we did, without a wimper and in disgrace

Awful club, fk all of you for supporting it
laughlaughlaugh
rofl
rofl

fking excellent rant. 8.5/10

Blib

44,046 posts

197 months

Sunday 19th November 2017
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GloverMart said:
Best player today from what I saw was that sub that came on with a name like a Japanese card game, he looked quite useful even though he was as one footed as Arjen Robben Marcus Rashford.
FTFY

sjc

13,964 posts

270 months

Sunday 19th November 2017
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Still... we ran on average a kilometre further per player than any other game today ....


Mostly backwards.

RichB

51,567 posts

284 months

Sunday 19th November 2017
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GloverMart said:
...And "Bubbles"? Start the song a key down then when you get to the second part of it, you won't be straining your bks trying to reach a note that the song doesn't go to anyway.
Was never a problem when I stood on the North Bank, singing ain't what it used to be. laugh

ray von

2,914 posts

252 months

Sunday 19th November 2017
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Axionknight said:
I hate your club with a passion, your owners are s who clearly think that they own Barcelona, your stadium is a tax payer funded pile of st and your fanbase has an element of hooliganism and trouble that is a blight on football

We suffered a season of Moyes and his brand of pish and I hope that you get the same and go down like we did, without a wimper and in disgrace

Awful club, fk all of you for supporting it
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Mcoolyes biggrinbiggrin
BrabusMog once said said:
Northern
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Edited by ray von on Sunday 19th November 21:26


Edited by ray von on Sunday 19th November 21:28

Axionknight

8,505 posts

135 months

Monday 20th November 2017
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https://mobile.twitter.com/EPControlRoom/status/93...

rofl


Force Control Room

@EPControlRoom

Ringing 999 because @WestHamUtd have lost again and you aren't sure what to do is not acceptable! It is a complete waste of our time. #999foremergenciesonly

6:46 pm · 19 Nov 2017
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Ascayman

12,749 posts

216 months

Tuesday 21st November 2017
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
FN2TypeR said:
bad company said:
Axionknight said:
I hate your club with a passion, your owners are s who clearly think that they own Barcelona, your stadium is a tax payer funded pile of st and your fanbase has an element of hooliganism and trouble that is a blight on football

We suffered a season of Moyes and his brand of pish and I hope that you get the same and go down like we did, without a wimper and in disgrace

Awful club, fk all of you for supporting it
laughlaughlaugh
rofl
rofl

fking excellent rant. 8.5/10
You lunatic laugh

Im all for laughing at the hamsters but even i think thats seems overly harsh laugh

bad company

18,574 posts

266 months

Tuesday 21st November 2017
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Ascayman said:
You lunatic laugh

Im all for laughing at the hamsters but even i think thats seems overly harsh laugh
It’s good, it means we don’t have all of the knuckle draggers.

Big Rumbly

973 posts

284 months

Thursday 23rd November 2017
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Just got e-mail from West Ham shop. Black Friday sale now on. You couldn't make the irony up

pincher

8,558 posts

217 months

Thursday 23rd November 2017
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Anyone going Friday? Andy?

Could finally meet up with some of you for a pre-match pint - we’ve only be threatening it for two years!

sc0tt

18,041 posts

201 months

Thursday 23rd November 2017
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I loathe to spend the £6.99 on a day pass to actually watch the game on NOW TV

Hammer67

5,730 posts

184 months

Thursday 23rd November 2017
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Are we on the box again tomorrow?

I'll look forward to that. No really.

FFS

FMOB

FML

FOAD

COY fking I

HairyPoppins

702 posts

82 months

Thursday 23rd November 2017
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Well Friday night is traditionally comedy night on the box yes


sjc

13,964 posts

270 months

Thursday 23rd November 2017
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pincher said:
Anyone going Friday? Andy?

Could finally meet up with some of you for a pre-match pint - we’ve only be threatening it for two years!
Hi mate, yes I’m going with Ben, but it’s his birthday tomorrow so we’re not leaving as early as we normally would. It’ll be in the ground, up the stairs and straight into bubbles I’m afraid !
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