The Official Chelsea Thread [Vol 3]

The Official Chelsea Thread [Vol 3]

Author
Discussion

BMW A6

1,911 posts

63 months

Tuesday 14th July 2020
quotequote all
Ye shall unfailingly lay slain tonight the meek troupe from Norfolk.

There be bloodletting on the barren Stamford Bridge wastelands.

3-0 to Chelsea.

A Winner Is You

24,942 posts

226 months

Tuesday 14th July 2020
quotequote all
If we get top 4 I'd call the season a success, but we desperately need a central defender if we're going to compete seriously.


Still, could be worse. We could be Hull.

A Winner Is You

24,942 posts

226 months

Tuesday 14th July 2020
quotequote all
Well, 3 points is 3 points, but what a slog.

TwigtheWonderkid

43,248 posts

149 months

Wednesday 15th July 2020
quotequote all
A performance to strike fear into the hearts of the big clubs across Europe.

GT03ROB

13,207 posts

220 months

Wednesday 15th July 2020
quotequote all
TwigtheWonderkid said:
A performance to strike fear into the hearts of the big clubs across Europe.
Bayern are quaking, they will be flapping about their 3 goal lead, an early strike & it will be like the Scoucers in Istanbul....

TwigtheWonderkid

43,248 posts

149 months

Sunday 19th July 2020
quotequote all
Wow, what a performance, never saw that coming after Sheff Utd & Norwich. Hudson Odoi did his best to chuck it all away but didn't have enough time.

Arsenal in the final for the 3rd time, let's hope we can beat them this time.

GT03ROB

13,207 posts

220 months

Monday 20th July 2020
quotequote all
That was quite decent in patches. Far more urgency about the play, ball moved quicker. It makes such a difference. Kovacic did some great driving runs to open things up. Overlaps between Reece & Apzi were good. Willian put in a huge amount of running. Play like that against the Arse & we may even end up with a pot for the year. FA Cup & top four, no complaints from anywhere I think.

De Gea …. rofl almost made Kepa look decent....

Hope Bailly is OK, it's always a worry when the medics take so long before moving somebody.

smn159

12,448 posts

216 months

Monday 20th July 2020
quotequote all
BMW A6 said:
Don't be too hard, self-critical chaps. You were always going to buckle under the strain......

.........there can be in football, no prospect more frightening, more horrifying, more blood-bloodcurdlingly chilling, than being chased by a menacing, all-conquering, Utd side.

You have my deepest sympathies.
hehe

TwigtheWonderkid

43,248 posts

149 months

Thursday 23rd July 2020
quotequote all
So, we need a draw against Wolves to make top 4, unless Man U beat Leicester, in which case we can lose and still finish 4th.

mikal83

5,340 posts

251 months

Thursday 23rd July 2020
quotequote all
Defence...............! Guess they stayed at home last night.

GT03ROB

13,207 posts

220 months

Thursday 23rd July 2020
quotequote all
mikal83 said:
Defence...............! Guess they stayed at home last night.
To be fair they haven't come out too often this season!!

smn159

12,448 posts

216 months

Thursday 23rd July 2020
quotequote all
I'm not sure that Kepa inspires too much confidence in them TBH

jammy-git

29,776 posts

211 months

Thursday 23rd July 2020
quotequote all
smn159 said:
I'm not sure that Kepa inspires too much confidence in them TBH
https://streamable.com/70nksu

smn159

12,448 posts

216 months

Thursday 23rd July 2020
quotequote all
jammy-git said:
smn159 said:
I'm not sure that Kepa inspires too much confidence in them TBH
https://streamable.com/70nksu
Indeed

'Come on Kepa'

Don't think I was quite so polite in the parallel universe where I'm a Chelsea centre back frown

GT03ROB

13,207 posts

220 months

Thursday 23rd July 2020
quotequote all
smn159 said:
jammy-git said:
smn159 said:
I'm not sure that Kepa inspires too much confidence in them TBH
https://streamable.com/70nksu
Indeed

'Come on Kepa'

Don't think I was quite so polite in the parallel universe where I'm a Chelsea centre back frown
4 of them looking at each other..... to be fair though Kepa didn't;t really move for any of the goals either.

Kepa has a wonderful habit of never getting his feet of the ground & diving under shots. His confidence is shot.

unident

6,702 posts

50 months

Thursday 23rd July 2020
quotequote all
Just popped in to applaud Lampard and his comment last night that’s doing the rounds on video.

“Only league title you’ve ever won and you’re f**king giving it the big un. F*’*k off”

Quality.

LHRFlightman

1,929 posts

169 months

Thursday 23rd July 2020
quotequote all
unident said:
Just popped in to applaud Lampard and his comment last night that’s doing the rounds on video.

“Only league title you’ve ever won and you’re f**king giving it the big un. F*’*k off”

Quality.
Another tt who thinks football didn't exist before the PL.



m3sye

26,231 posts

200 months

Thursday 23rd July 2020
quotequote all
unident said:
Just popped in to applaud Lampard and his comment last night that’s doing the rounds on video.

“Only league title you’ve ever won and you’re f**king giving it the big un. F*’*k off”

Quality.
Pretty sure last game we beat you at Anfield. 2-0, the chant coming from your end was. 20x 20x Man Utd not 13x 13x Man Utd, could be wrong though?

unident

6,702 posts

50 months

Thursday 23rd July 2020
quotequote all
LHRFlightman said:
Another tt who thinks football didn't exist before the PL.
Boo-fking-hoo. Did someone take the piss out your team and not worship you like you thought they would. It’s a great comment from Lampard and shows that the dislike of your team is alive and kicking.

BMW A6

1,911 posts

63 months

Thursday 23rd July 2020
quotequote all
unident said:
LHRFlightman said:
Another tt who thinks football didn't exist before the PL.
Boo-fking-hoo. Did someone take the piss out your team and not worship you like you thought they would. It’s a great comment from Lampard and shows that the dislike of your team is alive and kicking.
Pangs my loins considerably to agree with Liverpool supporter, but herein she speaketh righteous. Liverpool FC had considerable title heritage, within Fat Frank's lifetime I might add, so aforementioned Chelsea manager spouteth much st.