The Official Tottenham Hotspud thread [Vol 10]
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Ascayman said:
Mothersruin said:
Can't link but did anyone else see the article about Son and his National Service? Think it was the Guardian.
Isnt the only way he can get out of it is by winning the WC? Mothersruin said:
Ascayman said:
Mothersruin said:
Can't link but did anyone else see the article about Son and his National Service? Think it was the Guardian.
Isnt the only way he can get out of it is by winning the WC? Just seen this on Soccer on Sunday, not good for our poor ol Harry.
Harry Kane has been ruled out of England’s World Cup opener against Tunisia after coming down with severe food poisoning. The striker is believed to have eaten a fried donkey testicle from a street vendor outside the team’s base near St Petersburg, and according to team doctor Rob Chakraverty is suffering from “tsunami-like diarrhoea”.
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Southgate boo“Rob and the medical staff have been superb,” Gareth Southgate told Soccer on Sunday. “They did everything possible to get Harry out of the toilet and onto the pitch, but they couldn’t stem the flow. It’s hard to stop a mud slide when it has that kind of momentum. All we can do now is make Harry comfortable. We passed some pillows and blankets over the cubicle door, and he grunted something that we believe was either ‘thanks’, or ‘kill me’. We’re just trying to verify that.”
“We did warn the players about eating street testicles,” added the former Middlesbrough defender. “Particularly donkey balls. If they’re not cooked thoroughly? Well, you can see the result. My advice is never take risks when it comes to eating something that comes from a donkey’s scrotum. That’s the first rule of football, as far as I’m concerned.”
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Alan Shearer has backed Kane to bounce back from his illness.
“Listen, we’ve all been there,” he told Soccer on Sunday. “You’re walking past one of those food stalls in a foreign country, you see a fried donkey ball or maybe a BBQ’d badger penis, and your mouth starts watering. As a professional, you’re advised to get back to your hotel room and xxxxurbate, to take your mind off the hunger. It’s cost the lad, but I’m sure Harry will learn from this experience and come back stronger. And lighter, obviously.”
Harry Kane has been ruled out of England’s World Cup opener against Tunisia after coming down with severe food poisoning. The striker is believed to have eaten a fried donkey testicle from a street vendor outside the team’s base near St Petersburg, and according to team doctor Rob Chakraverty is suffering from “tsunami-like diarrhoea”.
Flow
Southgate boo“Rob and the medical staff have been superb,” Gareth Southgate told Soccer on Sunday. “They did everything possible to get Harry out of the toilet and onto the pitch, but they couldn’t stem the flow. It’s hard to stop a mud slide when it has that kind of momentum. All we can do now is make Harry comfortable. We passed some pillows and blankets over the cubicle door, and he grunted something that we believe was either ‘thanks’, or ‘kill me’. We’re just trying to verify that.”
“We did warn the players about eating street testicles,” added the former Middlesbrough defender. “Particularly donkey balls. If they’re not cooked thoroughly? Well, you can see the result. My advice is never take risks when it comes to eating something that comes from a donkey’s scrotum. That’s the first rule of football, as far as I’m concerned.”
Support
Alan Shearer has backed Kane to bounce back from his illness.
“Listen, we’ve all been there,” he told Soccer on Sunday. “You’re walking past one of those food stalls in a foreign country, you see a fried donkey ball or maybe a BBQ’d badger penis, and your mouth starts watering. As a professional, you’re advised to get back to your hotel room and xxxxurbate, to take your mind off the hunger. It’s cost the lad, but I’m sure Harry will learn from this experience and come back stronger. And lighter, obviously.”
Two interesting spudulicious facts:
England's Kieran Trippier created six goalscoring opportunities tonight, more than any other player has managed so far in the 2018 World Cup.
Harry Kane became the first England player to score twice in a World Cup match since Gary Lineker against Cameroon in 1990.
England's Kieran Trippier created six goalscoring opportunities tonight, more than any other player has managed so far in the 2018 World Cup.
Harry Kane became the first England player to score twice in a World Cup match since Gary Lineker against Cameroon in 1990.
mickk said:
NRS said:
After 2 goals tonight I'm presuming the papers will be full of "Kane going to Madrid" tomorrow again?
At least he was good enough to start the match, your idol was crying about a bruised shoulder in one of his countries most important games.Shameful behaviour.
LoonyTunes said:
Two interesting spudulicious facts:
England's Kieran Trippier created six goalscoring opportunities tonight, more than any other player has managed so far in the 2018 World Cup.
Harry Kane became the first England player to score twice in a World Cup match since Gary Lineker against Cameroon in 1990.
Kane, one more season at Spurs before he's off? Or should Spurs cash in now?England's Kieran Trippier created six goalscoring opportunities tonight, more than any other player has managed so far in the 2018 World Cup.
Harry Kane became the first England player to score twice in a World Cup match since Gary Lineker against Cameroon in 1990.
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