The Official Tottenham Hotspud thread [Vol 10]

The Official Tottenham Hotspud thread [Vol 10]

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London424

12,826 posts

174 months

Monday 18th June 2018
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I'm guessing that's why they've been buying other similar style players...for when he has to go and do it.

Mothersruin

8,573 posts

98 months

Monday 18th June 2018
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Ascayman said:
Mothersruin said:
Can't link but did anyone else see the article about Son and his National Service? Think it was the Guardian.
Isnt the only way he can get out of it is by winning the WC? laugh
Yeah, that or the Asian Games but we don't have to release him for that as it's not a FIFA recognised tournament.

Ascayman

12,732 posts

215 months

Monday 18th June 2018
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Mothersruin said:
Ascayman said:
Mothersruin said:
Can't link but did anyone else see the article about Son and his National Service? Think it was the Guardian.
Isnt the only way he can get out of it is by winning the WC? laugh
Yeah, that or the Asian Games but we don't have to release him for that as it's not a FIFA recognised tournament.
Its in our interests to though as otherwise we effectively lose him for nothing if i understand correctly

johnnywgk

2,579 posts

181 months

Monday 18th June 2018
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Just seen this on Soccer on Sunday, not good for our poor ol Harry.
Harry Kane has been ruled out of England’s World Cup opener against Tunisia after coming down with severe food poisoning. The striker is believed to have eaten a fried donkey testicle from a street vendor outside the team’s base near St Petersburg, and according to team doctor Rob Chakraverty is suffering from “tsunami-like diarrhoea”.

Flow
Southgate boo“Rob and the medical staff have been superb,” Gareth Southgate told Soccer on Sunday. “They did everything possible to get Harry out of the toilet and onto the pitch, but they couldn’t stem the flow. It’s hard to stop a mud slide when it has that kind of momentum. All we can do now is make Harry comfortable. We passed some pillows and blankets over the cubicle door, and he grunted something that we believe was either ‘thanks’, or ‘kill me’. We’re just trying to verify that.”

“We did warn the players about eating street testicles,” added the former Middlesbrough defender. “Particularly donkey balls. If they’re not cooked thoroughly? Well, you can see the result. My advice is never take risks when it comes to eating something that comes from a donkey’s scrotum. That’s the first rule of football, as far as I’m concerned.”

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Alan Shearer has backed Kane to bounce back from his illness.

“Listen, we’ve all been there,” he told Soccer on Sunday. “You’re walking past one of those food stalls in a foreign country, you see a fried donkey ball or maybe a BBQ’d badger penis, and your mouth starts watering. As a professional, you’re advised to get back to your hotel room and xxxxurbate, to take your mind off the hunger. It’s cost the lad, but I’m sure Harry will learn from this experience and come back stronger. And lighter, obviously.”

johnnywgk

2,579 posts

181 months

Monday 18th June 2018
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I giggled a bit

LoonyTunes

3,362 posts

74 months

Monday 18th June 2018
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johnnywgk said:
I giggled a bit
Then I have a book of knock-knock jokes you can buy from me, reasonable priced.

GloverMart

11,773 posts

214 months

Monday 18th June 2018
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LoonyTunes said:
johnnywgk said:
I giggled a bit
Then I have a book of knock-knock jokes you can buy from me, reasonable priced.
"Knock Knock!"

"Who's there?"

"Harry Kane. Have you finished in there mate, I'm busting here...."

dmulally

6,180 posts

179 months

Monday 18th June 2018
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NRS

22,078 posts

200 months

Monday 18th June 2018
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After 2 goals tonight I'm presuming the papers will be full of "Kane going to Madrid" tomorrow again?

dmulally

6,180 posts

179 months

Monday 18th June 2018
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NRS said:
After 2 goals tonight I'm presuming the papers will be full of "Kane going to Madrid" tomorrow again?
A week after he signed a new contract would be pushing it.

So you're correct.

mickk

28,769 posts

241 months

Tuesday 19th June 2018
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NRS said:
After 2 goals tonight I'm presuming the papers will be full of "Kane going to Madrid" tomorrow again?
At least he was good enough to start the match, your idol was crying about a bruised shoulder in one of his countries most important games.

Shameful behaviour.

LoonyTunes

3,362 posts

74 months

Tuesday 19th June 2018
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Two interesting spudulicious facts:

England's Kieran Trippier created six goalscoring opportunities tonight, more than any other player has managed so far in the 2018 World Cup.

Harry Kane became the first England player to score twice in a World Cup match since Gary Lineker against Cameroon in 1990.

Blib

43,789 posts

196 months

Tuesday 19th June 2018
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mickk said:
NRS said:
After 2 goals tonight I'm presuming the papers will be full of "Kane going to Madrid" tomorrow again?
At least he was good enough to start the match, your idol was crying about a bruised shoulder in one of his countries most important games.

Shameful behaviour.
Bruises can be quite painful.

TaylotS2K

1,964 posts

206 months

Tuesday 19th June 2018
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LoonyTunes said:
Two interesting spudulicious facts:

England's Kieran Trippier created six goalscoring opportunities tonight, more than any other player has managed so far in the 2018 World Cup.

Harry Kane became the first England player to score twice in a World Cup match since Gary Lineker against Cameroon in 1990.
Kane, one more season at Spurs before he's off? Or should Spurs cash in now?

m3sye

26,231 posts

200 months

Tuesday 19th June 2018
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mickk said:
At least he was good enough to start the match, your idol was crying about a bruised shoulder in one of his countries most important games.

Shameful behaviour.
Another one who can't spot a tongue in cheek post on here

mickk

28,769 posts

241 months

Tuesday 19th June 2018
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m3sye said:
Another one who can't spot a tongue in cheek post on here
And another one!

wink

m3sye

26,231 posts

200 months

Tuesday 19th June 2018
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mickk said:
And another one!

wink
:Laugh:

Blib

43,789 posts

196 months

Tuesday 19th June 2018
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TaylotS2K said:
Kane, one more season at Spurs before he's off? Or should Spurs cash in now?
I'd let him go on a free.

lemmingjames

7,433 posts

203 months

Tuesday 19th June 2018
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Kane > salah

Ascayman

12,732 posts

215 months

Wednesday 20th June 2018
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Good summer for wheelchair laugh
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