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[hilly10]

Shall be glad when the first Sod is cut

[HairyMaclary]

Anyone got the derby dread?

Ffs. It will be carnage. I'm going to go cycling on the moon to avoid it.

They will be unbearable. Again.

Happy days. Cant wait for this season to end!

[hilly10]

The new team bus as arrived to thwart the Red Scum bag fans.

BS as hired Armoured cars for the players.

[Ruskie]

Dreading Saturday but as always hopeful.

[TTmonkey]

Liverpool will play a team of reserves on Saturday, to protect their first team for the return champions league match, which is far more important.

In fact, there will play a couple of grounds men, six stewards, and a couple of ladies from the canteen.


So we'll only lose three nil.

[alfa phil]

surly a good time to play them , can we end the eight and half years red monopoly at Goodison. am i the only one quietly confident.

[Black can man]

TTmonkey said:

Liverpool will play a team of reserves on Saturday, to protect their first team for the return champions league match, which is far more important.

In fact, there will play a couple of grounds men, six stewards, and a couple of ladies from the canteen.


So we'll only lose three nil.

I'm not so sure , Chelsea have a game in hand on them, so that could be 7 points, Liverpool lose tomorrow & if
Chelsea win will be 4 points & Chelsea have yet to play Liverpool so could be 1 point.

Now that would be funny.

[Fast Bug]

alfa phil said:

am i the only one quietly confident.

Yes

[alfa phil]

Just going on law of averages, ever the optimist and all that.

[megenzo]

We are dreadful and have an inferiority complex. Their second string will still spank us. Cant wait for this season to end and get some players with a spine.

[alfa phil]

megenzo said:

We are dreadful and have an inferiority complex. Their second string will still spank us. Cant wait for this season to end and get some players with a spine.

and who might they be

[megenzo]

Who? Their as in the RS or players to bring in with a spine, loads out there, not my job. We have a director of football for that. I want to see frauds like Schneiderlin out of our club. He is stealing a living. I want to see people with a fire in their belly.

[hilly10]

A director of football who as been taking money under false pretences, the bloke is a joke

[m3sye]

Good article

https://thetoffeeblues.wixsite.com/thetoffeeblues/...

[HairyMaclary]

Fast Bug said:

alfa phil said:

am i the only one quietly confident.

Yes

I tried this tactic for the last couple of derbies. Doesn't work.

I have a nasty feeling we will get smashed 0-5. Salah looks doubtful.

If we loose badly that will be the end of Sam. If we win he'll get another season! Whats worse?

[m3sye]

HairyMaclary said:

I tried this tactic for the last couple of derbies. Doesn't work.

I have a nasty feeling we will get smashed 0-5. Salah looks doubtful.

If we loose badly that will be the end of Sam. If we win he'll get another season! Whats worse?

You do know we will rest quite a few don't you

[tdm34]

m3sye said:

HairyMaclary said:

I tried this tactic for the last couple of derbies. Doesn't work.

I have a nasty feeling we will get smashed 0-5. Salah looks doubtful.

If we loose badly that will be the end of Sam. If we win he'll get another season! Whats worse?

You do know we will rest quite a few don't you

At the moment your under 18's would give us a kicking....

[Fast Bug]

Listening to it on the radio. We sound fking awful. Everyone sat too deep in our own half, nobody pushing up and with only 1 man upfront we're always going to struggle to threaten their keeper

[alfa phil]

Calvin you had the chance to cheer us all up,

[HairyMaclary]

We drew the 2018 Merseyside cup!

We sounded decent towards the end? Couple of decent chances.