Want to increase your bhp/ton

Want to increase your bhp/ton

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TheDarkSide

640 posts

224 months

Wednesday 24th May 2006
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corsa loving muppet said:
If you read my posts you will see I am a normal Vauxhall owner with an interest in cars and driving


Anyone else not getting this?

leosayer

7,303 posts

244 months

Wednesday 24th May 2006
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I have always thought that a clean car must be more aerodynamic than a dirty one

Probably not by much though

alexkp

16,484 posts

244 months

Wednesday 24th May 2006
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leosayer said:
I have always thought that a clean car must be more aerodynamic than a dirty one

Probably not by much though



Not necessarily. Professional swimmers were using all over body suits that had little ridges on them to disrupt the water flow and apparently make them faster. Subsitute ridges for grime and squashed flies and the same effect could be achieved with your car.

Although not through water obviously.

ATG

20,549 posts

272 months

Wednesday 24th May 2006
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alexkp said:
leosayer said:
I have always thought that a clean car must be more aerodynamic than a dirty one

Probably not by much though



Not necessarily. Professional swimmers were using all over body suits that had little ridges on them to disrupt the water flow and apparently make them faster. Subsitute ridges for grime and squashed flies and the same effect could be achieved with your car.

Although not through water obviously.
Yup ... an golf balls are covered in dimples to create little pockets of turbulence that help move the big patch of turbulence further round the back of the ball ... almost like covering the ball in little ball bearings ... result is to reduce parasitic drag

Podie

46,630 posts

275 months

Wednesday 24th May 2006
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leosayer said:
I have always thought that a clean car must be more aerodynamic than a dirty one

Probably not by much though


Think the results from the MIRA wind tunnel showed a highly polished car was upto 4mph faster (in terms of Vmax)

Mr Whippy

29,024 posts

241 months

Wednesday 24th May 2006
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ATG said:
alexkp said:
leosayer said:
I have always thought that a clean car must be more aerodynamic than a dirty one

Probably not by much though



Not necessarily. Professional swimmers were using all over body suits that had little ridges on them to disrupt the water flow and apparently make them faster. Subsitute ridges for grime and squashed flies and the same effect could be achieved with your car.

Although not through water obviously.
Yup ... an golf balls are covered in dimples to create little pockets of turbulence that help move the big patch of turbulence further round the back of the ball ... almost like covering the ball in little ball bearings ... result is to reduce parasitic drag


F1 cars are polished to perfection before races.

Pretty sure if you copy what they do in motorsports you can't go far wrong, thats where the money is.

Dave

esselte

14,626 posts

267 months

Wednesday 24th May 2006
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Mr Whippy said:
ATG said:
alexkp said:
leosayer said:
I have always thought that a clean car must be more aerodynamic than a dirty one

Probably not by much though



Not necessarily. Professional swimmers were using all over body suits that had little ridges on them to disrupt the water flow and apparently make them faster. Subsitute ridges for grime and squashed flies and the same effect could be achieved with your car.

Although not through water obviously.
Yup ... an golf balls are covered in dimples to create little pockets of turbulence that help move the big patch of turbulence further round the back of the ball ... almost like covering the ball in little ball bearings ... result is to reduce parasitic drag


F1 cars are polished to perfection before races.

Pretty sure if you copy what they do in motorsports you can't go far wrong, thats where the money is.

Dave


But do they fold the back seats down?

juniord

8,624 posts

223 months

Wednesday 24th May 2006
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To maximise acceleration and Vmax he should take a dump (-500g) and good a piss (-420g) before driving, giving a weight saving of nearly 1kg, which is eqivalent to folding down the bigger of the split folding rear seats and leaving the ash tray partially open.
He could also try filling his tyres with helium instead of air, but that would be a little ridiculous.

>> Edited by juniord on Wednesday 24th May 10:54

Chris71

21,536 posts

242 months

Wednesday 24th May 2006
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atl said:
You just better hope you are never stopped by this complete half-wit, he's a police officer!


You've got to be fecking joking?

With people like that its no wonder they lack the intelligence to ctach drug dealers and spend all their time adminstering speeding fines instead.

angrys3owner

15,855 posts

229 months

Wednesday 24th May 2006
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What a star I've already seen this on another forum today, that site must have more hits this morning than ever before!!!

LuS1fer

41,130 posts

245 months

Wednesday 24th May 2006
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Interesting. I have now pushed my driver's seat forward and lie across the back and operate the pedals using my hands to reduce weight.

Interestingly I took my Camaro Z28 to Avon Park once and removed the rear seat, spare tyre and jack and guess what, it was exactly the same.

The badge thing is interesting. Frequently the difference between models is slight to say the least but changing the identity is just a no-no. I modified my Z28 Camaro so it was faster and better than the SS but would no more put an SS badge on it than stab my mother. Some Vette owners get torn apart on American forums for sticking false Z06 badges on their cars whilst of course defending their right to the freedom to do what they like to their car.

adycav

7,615 posts

217 months

Wednesday 24th May 2006
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Right then. I've just cleaned the MR2, took off the gearnob, removed the wipers as it's stopped raining, emptied the air out of the tyres (to save weight), left the missus at home, had a shave, skipped breakfast, took the key off the keyring, put 75p's worth of Optimax in, etc...

I'm now off to test the 0-60 time. I'll be back in about 2.4 seconds to post the result.

woodies92

15,482 posts

226 months

Wednesday 24th May 2006
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Is anyone else thinking this new physics could be used to make a fortune. I've already started a new diet book:

1. Lie down youll weigh less and you're fat so youll like that ..... (i can see this being a top seller)

Oh and according to him would he not be better to deflate his tyres less weight per cm2 = less weight overall and all that

GTWayne

4,595 posts

217 months

Wednesday 24th May 2006
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In actual fact this fella has the right idea,it's just the implimentation he has wrong?I have been stripping out my BMW V8 e36 coupe and have found it very surprising just how noticeable the weight saving is.The only trouble is, where to stop? (I hasten to add this is a track car and only road legal for ease of transportation at the moment).

Davi

17,153 posts

220 months

Wednesday 24th May 2006
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I think a bit of wee just slipped out

I've just gone out to try this on my xantia, only my seats dont fold flat they stick up at about a 15 deg angle?! will this be sufficient, or am I going to suffer reduced benefits as a result? I've also cleaned out the ashtray - the 3 ciggy buts and 2 broken matchsticks are firmly in the bin.

To add to the BHP I've also strapped a dustbin where the exhaust was and added large pieces of unsightly plastic to the bodywork with copious quantities of No Nails.

blueyes

4,799 posts

252 months

Wednesday 24th May 2006
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LuS1fer said:
Interesting. Interestingly I took my Camaro Z28 to Avon Park once and removed the rear seat, spare tyre and jack and guess what, it was exactly the same.



Aye but you probably ate about 15 burgers between runs so negating the effect.

joesnow

1,533 posts

227 months

Wednesday 24th May 2006
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Davi said:
the 3 ciggy buts and 2 broken matchsticks are firmly in the bin.


man... 2 matches for 3 cigs. fast smoker?

pmsl at the corsa guy. Wonder if he's a fatso?

mat1227

369 posts

218 months

Wednesday 24th May 2006
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"but the jesticular manners of your replies"

jesticular



www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=define%3A+jesticular+&meta=

Davi

17,153 posts

220 months

Wednesday 24th May 2006
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joesnow said:
Davi said:
the 3 ciggy buts and 2 broken matchsticks are firmly in the bin.


man... 2 matches for 3 cigs. fast smoker?

very, the first match was a dud

zcacogp

11,239 posts

244 months

Wednesday 24th May 2006
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ATG said:
Yup ... an golf balls are covered in dimples to create little pockets of turbulence that help move the big patch of turbulence further round the back of the ball ... almost like covering the ball in little ball bearings ... result is to reduce parasitic drag
NOPE - can't remember why, but the dimples on golf balls are to make it fly straighter, not to reduce the resistance.

Clean, shiny things have lower drag than dirty things. Apparently in WW2, Douglas Bader would always insist that hisspitfire was polished before each mission he went out on, as he reckoned it gave him a 20knot advantage over the hun.


Oli.