Is the Audi S4 the biggest performance bargain?

Is the Audi S4 the biggest performance bargain?

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k-ink

9,070 posts

179 months

Monday 26th April 2010
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Why ever not. Any half competent driver in a hot hatch will leave it for dead on twisty country roads. It's like comparing the cornering ability of a house fly to an anvil on roller skates. Power and grip have little to do with it.

Tallbut Buxomly

12,254 posts

216 months

Monday 26th April 2010
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k-ink said:
Why ever not. Any half competent driver in a hot hatch will leave it for dead on twisty country roads. It's like comparing the cornering ability of a house fly to an anvil on roller skates. Power and grip have little to do with it.
I dont know what to say. So misguided.


Leicesterdave

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2,282 posts

180 months

Monday 26th April 2010
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It seems to me that the S4 does everything I'd want well. The RS4 would do it very well.

PetrolTed

34,425 posts

303 months

Monday 26th April 2010
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k-ink said:
Why ever not. Any half competent driver in a hot hatch will leave it for dead on twisty country roads.
hehe

andy43

9,687 posts

254 months

Monday 26th April 2010
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k-ink said:
Why ever not. Any half competent driver in a hot hatch will leave it in a cloud of overconfidence as they piroutte off the road and through the hedge backwards at the first sign of a mildly moist bend. It's like comparing the cornering ability of a house fly on castors to an anvil on roller skates. Power and grip have little to do with it.
EFA

papercup

2,490 posts

219 months

Monday 26th April 2010
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andy43 said:
k-ink said:
Why ever not. Any half competent driver in a hot hatch will leave it in a cloud of overconfidence as they piroutte off the road and through the hedge backwards at the first sign of a mildly moist bend, followed closely by the two-ton tank with the dreadful weight distribution as its driver realises four-wheel-drive isn't the answer to everything. It's like comparing the cornering ability of a house fly on castors to an anvil on roller skates with a brick at one end. Power and grip have little to do with it.
EFA
EFA again

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PetrolTed

34,425 posts

303 months

Monday 26th April 2010
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Please slow down.

Tallbut Buxomly

12,254 posts

216 months

Monday 26th April 2010
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No please speed up the look of confusion on your face as you get overtaken whilst spinning backwards off the road through a hedge will be quite amusing.

ortontom

581 posts

261 months

Monday 26th April 2010
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S4 is priced well, but no sports car.

a bad handler in my book, lots of leaning on the S4 i drove....

try -

E46 M3
merc E55 AMG
bmw 535d
bmw 550i

some better than others, but all better than an S4... IMO....

TonyHetherington

32,091 posts

250 months

Tuesday 27th April 2010
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Crikey. Dam that power and grip. We don't what that.

Anyway - I agree, the S4 is not the be all and end all winner that the title might suggest - but it is nevertheless a great car. If you know what it is - a 2 tonne car with a V8 up front, then that's how you drive it and that's what you get out of it.

If you'd like a different driving experience to that, then an S4 is not the car to buy. Which isn't a bad thing, it just means it's not the car for you and some of the other options as listed would suit better smile

R1 Loon

26,988 posts

177 months

Thursday 29th April 2010
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Why all the naysayers on the S4?

I've just sold mine (for no other reason than it's 3 years old, so don't do MOTs) and it was perfect for what I wanted. It shifted when I needed it to and could be hustled around nicely in comfort, unlike the go-karts that are being referenced as a "competitor".

Few cars could out drag it, especially the idiots who insist on speeding up on the motorway when they eventually pull over having spent 5 miles trying to overtake one car in the outside lane.

As for the comments around "not for the twisties", well I never had any problems, although there are very few twisties where you get a good run nowadays, with most either ruined by potholes or Mr. Micra.

The other advantage was that as it looked like a normal S4 apart from the wing mirrors and discret V8 badge it attracted little attention from plod unless I was being overly silly.

Anyway, all this irrelevant, bikes are the future. A nice 193bhp S1000RR and a breathed on 185 bhp R1 is where I get my kicks.


ewenm

28,506 posts

245 months

Thursday 29th April 2010
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ortontom said:
S4 is priced well, but no sports car.

a bad handler in my book, lots of leaning on the S4 i drove....

try -

E46 M3
merc E55 AMG
bmw 535d
bmw 550i

some better than others, but all better than an S4... IMO....
I hope you're not suggesting any of those are sports cars...

chrissyr32

736 posts

183 months

Thursday 29th April 2010
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morgrp said:
Buy it for the engine alone - god i love that engine ...

anyway I digress, I don't care what clarksonnites say about Audi, the S4 in my opinion still has an understated coolness about it - A 2.0tdi A4 made to look like an S4? Well maybe Clarkson has a point with that one - I always think the S and RS Audi's rise above cock jibes anyway - much like many of the BMW M cars do
Most sensible comment made so far!!!! The way people talk about the handling issues on here makes me laugh.....in normal condtions day to day driving the "so called heavy front end" does not cause to much concern IMO....Great car desirable,stealthy,cool, End of story.

Forgot everyone on PH drives on the public roads like Tiff Needell!!!! rolleyes



robsti

12,241 posts

206 months

Thursday 29th April 2010
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Did the S4 not do a faster time than the E46 M3 round the Topgear track with the Stig driving both?

ccr32

1,970 posts

218 months

Thursday 29th April 2010
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R1 Loon said:
As for the comments around "not for the twisties", well I never had any problems, although there are very few twisties where you get a good run nowadays, with most either ruined by potholes or Mr. Micra.
Oi - leave me alone. I'll have you know that you will have never seen such a fast-moving kermit green Micra than the one I am forced to drive on occasion... scandinavian flicks work well smile (not that the O/H knows..!)

ETA:
Other than my pointless comment above, I am watching this thread with interest, as I have always had a soft spot for the B6/7 S4...

Edited by ccr32 on Thursday 29th April 17:39

RG Four Litre

2,017 posts

192 months

Thursday 29th April 2010
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robsti said:
Did the S4 not do a faster time than the E46 M3 round the Topgear track with the Stig driving both?
Yes buts thats all rubbish apparently!!!

Bang for buck, used in the real world then I would say its right up there with the best...It is however not a trackday toy, which is something its never been billed as.

NORTS

633 posts

220 months

Thursday 29th April 2010
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robsti said:
Did the S4 not do a faster time than the E46 M3 round the Topgear track with the Stig driving both?
Was about to post the same, although a 120D would own them both. Seriously if people think a diesel sales rep wagon will be anywhere near as quick as a 340bhp 4wd S4 they are deluded!

R1 Loon

26,988 posts

177 months

Thursday 29th April 2010
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ccr32 said:
R1 Loon said:
As for the comments around "not for the twisties", well I never had any problems, although there are very few twisties where you get a good run nowadays, with most either ruined by potholes or Mr. Micra.
Oi - leave me alone. I'll have you know that you will have never seen such a fast-moving kermit green Micra than the one I am forced to drive on occasion... scandinavian flicks work well smile (not that the O/H knows..!)

ETA:
Other than my pointless comment above, I am watching this thread with interest, as I have always had a soft spot for the B6/7 S4...

Edited by ccr32 on Thursday 29th April 17:39
Sorry, but Micras are the bane of my life as a biker. 99% (hopefully you're in the 1%) seem to be driven by 3'2" myopic grannies tryng to view the road by looking between the steering wheel and the top of the dashboard.

Oh and a 120d owning an S4, PMSL. I can't wait to see what my new car (335Ci MSport) will own then, I'm guessing Veyrons, Gallardos and the likebiggrin

Pentoman

4,814 posts

263 months

Thursday 29th April 2010
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Surely on the road it can (should) only depend on how quick you're willing to drive it - and anything with a boat anchor dangling off the front is not going to be very encouraging. I don't think you can fix weight distribution with aftermarket suspension parts!?? Even Audi admitted it later by moving the V8's timing gear so as to allow the engine to go further back in the car. But everything else about the S4 is pretty damn tasty.

I remember when this model was new, Autocar's Steve Sutcliffe did a 'what's faster 4wd or 2wd' test. They took an S4 and a E46 M3 and drove a twisty road in the dry and in the wet and timed it all. The most surprising thing was that compared to its dry time the M3 lost a second or two in the wet, whereas the S4 lost twice as much time in the wet. This is surprising of course because it has 4wd so should be at home in the wet. All that said, apparently Mr Sutcliffe is capable of pushing those cars harder than most of us which may skew the results a bit.

unpc

2,835 posts

213 months

Thursday 29th April 2010
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+1 for the Jag or even an S-type R although the looks aren't to eveyones taste. The S4 is not that quick. I had a bit of a race once in a straight line with my 147GTA and it was pretty even. Not what I expected. There's better V8 bargains to be had IMHO.