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mash said:
"It's actually a French-black-homo-perpetuated myth that pedestrians die when they get run over. Most of the ones I've hit have immediately apologised for denting my bonnet before agreeing with me that it's actually the fault of some health and safety officer from Queeristan."
One of the better Mash pages of recent times. 
DeadMeat_UK said:
I actually interpret that as coming from the anti-motorist camp, taking the piss out of people who dare think thy are capable of determining an appropriate speed at which to drive.Simpo Two said:
DeadMeat_UK said:
I actually interpret that as coming from the anti-motorist camp, taking the piss out of people who dare think thy are capable of determining an appropriate speed at which to drive.
Article said:
"It's actually a French-black-homo-perpetuated myth that pedestrians die when they get run over. Most of the ones I've hit have immediately apologised for denting my bonnet before agreeing with me that it's actually the fault of some health and safety officer from Queeristan."
Wayne Hayes, the real name of a person who drives a bright orange Ford Focus, added: "If they do get rid of speed cameras I'll have nothing to believe in. But it's okay, because Jeremy will tell me what to believe in.
Wayne Hayes, the real name of a person who drives a bright orange Ford Focus, added: "If they do get rid of speed cameras I'll have nothing to believe in. But it's okay, because Jeremy will tell me what to believe in.
Simpo Two said:
DeadMeat_UK said:
I actually interpret that as coming from the anti-motorist camp, taking the piss out of people who dare think thy are capable of determining an appropriate speed at which to drive.
The Black Flash said:
Simpo Two said:
DeadMeat_UK said:
I actually interpret that as coming from the anti-motorist camp, taking the piss out of people who dare think thy are capable of determining an appropriate speed at which to drive.edited for fat fingers.
Edited by Einion Yrth on Monday 26th July 12:19
The Black Flash said:
Simpo Two said:
DeadMeat_UK said:
I actually interpret that as coming from the anti-motorist camp, taking the piss out of people who dare think thy are capable of determining an appropriate speed at which to drive.
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