My Wife is annoyed at me because...

My Wife is annoyed at me because...

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jeff m

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4,059 posts

257 months

Monday 12th October 2020
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I used her Chap Stick after falling asleep on the bidet.....

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so called

9,074 posts

208 months

Monday 12th October 2020
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What did you use it on?

jeff m

Original Poster:

4,059 posts

257 months

Monday 12th October 2020
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so called said:
What did you use it on?
Maybe do a search on Bidet and it's use


Spare tyre

9,461 posts

129 months

Monday 12th October 2020
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I breathed

Watchman

6,391 posts

244 months

Monday 12th October 2020
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Just this morning... I spilled tea on the duvet, left a window open in the guest room making her cold (her office is adjacent), and didn't wash the dogs' feet after their walk and now she has paw prints on her (previously) clean trousers.

I'm not usually this idiotic.

Narcisus

8,055 posts

279 months

Monday 12th October 2020
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jeff m said:
I used her Chap Stick after falling asleep on the bidet.....

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Interesting .... Did it work ?

CS Garth

2,860 posts

104 months

Monday 12th October 2020
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Narcisus said:
jeff m said:
I used her Chap Stick after falling asleep on the bidet.....

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Interesting .... Did it work ?
I suspect he’s sat on a rubber ring with an arse like the Japanese flag

Peter911

473 posts

156 months

Monday 12th October 2020
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CS Garth said:
I suspect he’s sat on a rubber ring with an arse like the Japanese flag
Your confusing it with something that sounds the same, that is attached to a chap.

ettore

4,119 posts

251 months

Monday 12th October 2020
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Flirting over lunch on Friday (with someone else).


poo at Paul's

14,116 posts

174 months

Monday 12th October 2020
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CS Garth said:
arse like the Japanese flag
laughlaughlaugh

shep1001

4,599 posts

188 months

Monday 12th October 2020
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Apparently I didn't 'wipe the end of it' after visiting the loo for a tinkle. SWMBO must have been lying or have eyes in the back of her head though as she was still snoring before/during/after my trip to the loo until I got back in the bed and the cats took that as their cue to climb all over her.....

SpeckledJim

31,608 posts

252 months

Monday 12th October 2020
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...I brought the tent indoors to dry after last weekend's wash-out camping trip, and with it came leaves, mud, several snails and a frog.


SCEtoAUX

4,119 posts

80 months

Monday 12th October 2020
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Do what I do and go down Spoons all afternoon.

Here I am, listening to Mark & Lard on my noise cancelling headphones, scoffing a bloody good burger and chips and chucking multiple pints of Ruddles Ale down my throat.

Total spend will be under a tenner for food and four pints.

I'm working too, writing a book. I love Spoons I do.

kiethton

13,883 posts

179 months

Monday 12th October 2020
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Did something that she can't remember that pissed her off.......in her dream...normally takes an hour 2 or me reminding her that its her own insecurity that's caused it before she's normal with me again

DanoS4

863 posts

193 months

Monday 12th October 2020
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She caught me in bed with someone else.

In her dream.

And she's annoyed (a) about that (b) that I won't apologise in real life for something that happened in her crazy brain.


MitchT

15,789 posts

208 months

Monday 12th October 2020
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DanoS4 said:
She caught me in bed with someone else.

In her dream.

And she's annoyed (a) about that (b) that I won't apologise in real life for something that happened in her crazy brain.
Woman angry with boyfriend about what he did in her dream

throt

3,038 posts

169 months

Monday 12th October 2020
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DanoS4 said:
She caught me in bed with someone else.

In her dream.

And she's annoyed (a) about that (b) that I won't apologise in real life for something that happened in her crazy brain.
Did you appear to enjoy it ? wink

anonymous-user

53 months

Monday 12th October 2020
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Gromm said:
DanoS4 said:
She caught me in bed with someone else.

In her dream.

And she's annoyed (a) about that (b) that I won't apologise in real life for something that happened in her crazy brain.
Tell her that in your dream she usually joins in biggrin
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Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

185 months

Monday 12th October 2020
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Used an Americanism.

Circumvented the swear filter.

DanoS4

863 posts

193 months

Monday 12th October 2020
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biggrinbiggrinbiggrin

TBH, I left her to it biggrin