Official 2022 Italian Grand Prix Thread ***SPOILERS***

Official 2022 Italian Grand Prix Thread ***SPOILERS***

Poll: Official 2022 Italian Grand Prix Thread ***SPOILERS***

Total Members Polled: 164

Hamilton: 12%
Russell: 3%
Verstappen: 63%
Perez: 0%
Leclerc: 16%
Sainz: 7%
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FourWheelDrift

88,512 posts

284 months

Wednesday 7th September 2022
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For Monza Carlos and Charles will be dressed as Minions.

satfinal

2,622 posts

162 months

Wednesday 7th September 2022
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FourWheelDrift said:
For Monza Carlos and Charles will be dressed as Minions.

Stealthracer

7,725 posts

178 months

Wednesday 7th September 2022
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I've always said Italian cars should be yellow, to match the AA vans that are frequently parked next to them.

ajprice

27,474 posts

196 months

Wednesday 7th September 2022
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This is the happiest I've seen Charles for a while...


KaraK

13,184 posts

209 months

Wednesday 7th September 2022
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ajprice said:
This is the happiest I've seen Charles for a while...

Probably because doing a chameloen-esque blending into the background is probably his best bet at avoiding questions about the latest Ferrari fk up or how many points behind Max he is now.

Jasandjules

69,887 posts

229 months

Wednesday 7th September 2022
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FourWheelDrift said:
For Monza Carlos and Charles will be dressed as Minions.
rofl

And even moreso at the pic !

KaraK

13,184 posts

209 months

Wednesday 7th September 2022
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ajprice said:
[Img]https://i1.wp.com/d3cm515ijfiu6w.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/07150336/ferrar-yellow-livery-italian-grand-prix-planet-f1.jpg?resize=780,470[/thumb]

Some extra yellow and Ferrari on the rear wing.
They were actually trying to paint it orange to see if that colour was the secret to Max's domination this year. Unfortunately the Ferrari livery bods - who only know about black, white, and various shades of red looked it up on il Google and saw this:



and the above livery was the result.

To be fair to them they were going to have another crack at it - but Mattea saw what they had done and promptly transferred them to the strategy department before they had chance.

Chebble

1,906 posts

152 months

Wednesday 7th September 2022
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McAndy said:
The pitlane scene after the race (Jim'll paint it request-style):

The Tifosi storm the pit lane, pinning down Matteo Binotto while stripping the flesh from his bones, zombie-stylee. Christian Horner looks on smugly, using what looks suspiciously like a pinky-finger as a toothpick. Helmut grins from afar. Charles and Carlos's helicopter is faintly visible in the far distance.

Max and Checo (with a knife hidden in his sock) dance on top of the podium, while Fernando Alsono flips the bird down towards Estaban Ocon from the third step.

Lewis sits at the back of the Mercedes garage head in his hands, reading "Diplomacy for Dummies", after George jumps him at the last to pinch 4th place. Again.

Latifi and Danny Ric slope-off down the pit lane in the background, arms around each other's shoulders, as Nicolas begins to randomly career off towards the nearest wall.

Tsunoda swears.
Excellent stuff.

For those unaware of Jim’ll paint it - I urge you to look him up. A personal favourite:

“Phillip Schofield and Holly Wolloughby laughing so hard they've slipped into a psychotic episode and destroyed the set of This Morning and murdered the crew and guests.(sic)

“Gino is trying to fend off Holly who's about to bludgeon him with a handful of uncooked spaghetti - Ash Douglas.”




Genius.

vx220

2,689 posts

234 months

Wednesday 7th September 2022
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How many more does Max have to win for the championship?

vaud

50,479 posts

155 months

Wednesday 7th September 2022
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vx220 said:
How many more does Max have to win for the championship?


Still Singapore or Japan depending on LeClerc, I think.

kambites

67,559 posts

221 months

Wednesday 7th September 2022
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vx220 said:
How many more does Max have to win for the championship?
If my maths is right, three. If Verstappen is first with Leclerc second with fastest lap in the next three races, that would leave Verstappen 130 points ahead with 130 points remaining but even if Leclerc then won all the remaining five races with fastest lap and Verstappen failed to finish any of them, Verstappen would still have more wins and hence win the championship.

ETA: My maths isn't right, first vs second with fastest lap is a 6 point advantage not 7, so he needs four wins worst case.

Edited by kambites on Wednesday 7th September 19:49

vx220

2,689 posts

234 months

Wednesday 7th September 2022
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Thank you both for speedy replies!

Glad I wasn't the only one thinking about it

kambites

67,559 posts

221 months

Wednesday 7th September 2022
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There's a very good chance he'll win the WDC with five races to go... has that ever been done before? I think it must have been but I can't actually think when.

thegreenhell

15,330 posts

219 months

Wednesday 7th September 2022
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kambites said:
There's a very good chance he'll win the WDC with five races to go... has that ever been done before? I think it must have been but I can't actually think when.
2002 at race 11 of 17 for Schumacher
1992 at race 11 of 16 for Mansell

kambites

67,559 posts

221 months

Wednesday 7th September 2022
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thegreenhell said:
kambites said:
There's a very good chance he'll win the WDC with five races to go... has that ever been done before? I think it must have been but I can't actually think when.
2002 at race 11 of 17 for Schumacher
1992 at race 11 of 16 for Mansell
Fair enough so not unprecedented but still very impressive. This will probably go down as statistically the most dominant season of the hybrid era.

QuattroDave

1,466 posts

128 months

Wednesday 7th September 2022
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kambites said:
thegreenhell said:
kambites said:
There's a very good chance he'll win the WDC with five races to go... has that ever been done before? I think it must have been but I can't actually think when.
2002 at race 11 of 17 for Schumacher
1992 at race 11 of 16 for Mansell
Fair enough so not unprecedented but still very impressive. This will probably go down as statistically the most dominant season of the hybrid era.
Both those years were under the previous 10-6-4-3-2-1 scoring system, I wonder if they would have won so soon into the season under the current system (patiently waits for someone to calculate it for me smile )

ChocolateFrog

25,310 posts

173 months

Wednesday 7th September 2022
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An easy Max win.

The Mercs will likely be dreadful again and Ferrari will fk it up for themselves.

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 8th September 2022
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There will be VSC or safety car incidents so I think there is a chaos factor to be applied, I guess it’s all about timing really and who gets the breaks, on paper it should be RB domination but I think something odd will happen again…. So I’m going NOR, PER, RUS

ajprice

27,474 posts

196 months

Thursday 8th September 2022
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In the Dutch thread someone posted the run of wins Vettel had in the second half of 2013. I do think now that Verstappen could do the same this year. I hope Mercedes can snatch a win though (or two). Russell to get one on the board, Hamilton to keep the 'win in every season' going.

Pflanzgarten

3,941 posts

25 months

Thursday 8th September 2022
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ajprice said:
In the Dutch thread someone posted the run of wins Vettel had in the second half of 2013. I do think now that Verstappen could do the same this year. I hope Mercedes can snatch a win though (or two). Russell to get one on the board, Hamilton to keep the 'win in every season' going.
Where though? Cota you’d imagine they’ll be too draggy down the back straight, maybe Mexico or Brazil?