What has your "friend" been up to?
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Breadvan72 said:
talksthetorque said:
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My friends experience of royalty is limited to a commemorative mug and tea towel - both of which have behaved impeccably in the loft since 1977 and 1981 respectively.
Mug and tea towel are actually useful, unlike Royals, so three cheers for mug and tea towel!My friends experience of royalty is limited to a commemorative mug and tea towel - both of which have behaved impeccably in the loft since 1977 and 1981 respectively.
Edited by ElectricSoup on Tuesday 26th May 11:48
OK, I am now a Royalist!
Except, hang on... that same Charlie git once undertook me in his flash Aston, driving like a f
kwit, and I was blinded by the sun gleaming off his bald patch, crashed and killed 47 teenage nuns*. To the barricades, Citizens!
*The same teenage nuns my friend was planning to share pharmaceuticals with later that day.
Except, hang on... that same Charlie git once undertook me in his flash Aston, driving like a f
kwit, and I was blinded by the sun gleaming off his bald patch, crashed and killed 47 teenage nuns*. To the barricades, Citizens!*The same teenage nuns my friend was planning to share pharmaceuticals with later that day.
Breadvan72 said:
OK, I am now a Royalist!
Except, hang on... that same Charlie git once undertook me in his flash Aston, driving like a fkwit, and I was blinded by the sun gleaming off his bald patch, crashed and killed 47 teenage nuns*. To the barricades, Citizens!
*The same teenage nuns my friend was planning to share pharmaceuticals with later that day.
Your on your own chap, social distancing init Except, hang on... that same Charlie git once undertook me in his flash Aston, driving like a f
kwit, and I was blinded by the sun gleaming off his bald patch, crashed and killed 47 teenage nuns*. To the barricades, Citizens!*The same teenage nuns my friend was planning to share pharmaceuticals with later that day.
Can we do a socially distanced riot? It also makes tactical sense - much harder for the Fascist beast troops to mow us down if we form a loose skirmish line. I have a bunch of cars full of rapidly degrading petrol. Also a massive stack of empty booze bottles (because reasons). How do you spell Molotov?
Breadvan72 said:
Can we do a socially distanced riot? It also makes tactical sense - much harder for the Fascist beast troops to mow us down if we form a loose skirmish line. I have a bunch of cars full of rapidly degrading petrol. Also a massive stack of empty booze bottles (because reasons). How do you spell Molotov?
Yet another flaw in you plan for civil disorder you forgot the soap powder and or polystyrene (not the punk rocker).Tell you what you stick to the law and leave the insurrection to us commie bastids
citizensm1th said:
Breadvan72 said:
Can we do a socially distanced riot? It also makes tactical sense - much harder for the Fascist beast troops to mow us down if we form a loose skirmish line. I have a bunch of cars full of rapidly degrading petrol. Also a massive stack of empty booze bottles (because reasons). How do you spell Molotov?
Yet another flaw in you plan for civil disorder you forgot the soap powder and or polystyrene (not the punk rocker).Tell you what you stick to the law and leave the insurrection to us commie bastids
Robespierre and Lenin were lawyers, so were two of the leaders of the 1916 Easter Rising in Dublin, and IIRC either Che or Castro did a bit of law school, but I am not sure about that and CBA to Google it. Gandhi was a lawyer, but he did not do a lot of violence, the wimp.
Breadvan72 said:
Soap is for sheeple. Real rebels get their hands dirty.
Robespierre and Lenin were lawyers, so were two of the leaders of the 1916 Easter Rising in Dublin, and IIRC either Che or Castro did a bit of law school, but I am not sure about that and CBA to Google it. Gandhi was a lawyer, but he did not do a lot of violence, the wimp.
Interesting that only two of your violent lawyers did not meet a sticky end. Should of used more soapRobespierre and Lenin were lawyers, so were two of the leaders of the 1916 Easter Rising in Dublin, and IIRC either Che or Castro did a bit of law school, but I am not sure about that and CBA to Google it. Gandhi was a lawyer, but he did not do a lot of violence, the wimp.
Breadvan72 said:
Can we do a socially distanced riot?...
My friend LOL at this, to use the modern vernacular. Breadvan72 said:
How do you spell Molotov?
My friend was amused by this also, as it simultaneously demonstrates both your friend's intelligence and, by dint of having typed it out correctly, his ignorance.
citizensm1th said:
Interesting that only two of your violent lawyers did not meet a sticky end. Should of used more soap
Coulda woulda shoulda. Lenin died in his bed, the murdering bd. The others got offed. Was Castro ever at law school? Not sure. If so, he died in his bed, unless his bro did him in, or the CIA got him with exploding comfy slippers or whatever*.* Poisoned paper cuts from Saga Magazine - the fiends!
Breadvan72 said:
Coulda woulda shoulda. Lenin died in his bed, the murdering bd. The others got offed. Was Castro ever at law school? Not sure. If so, he died in his bed, unless his bro did him in, or the CIA got him with exploding comfy slippers or whatever*.
* Poisoned paper cuts from Saga Magazine - the fiends!
My tin foil hat says castro was instrumental in offing che so he deserved death by sagad. The others got offed. Was Castro ever at law school? Not sure. If so, he died in his bed, unless his bro did him in, or the CIA got him with exploding comfy slippers or whatever*.* Poisoned paper cuts from Saga Magazine - the fiends!
My friend is apparently in London reacquainting himself with his sporty model. My friend tells me that this is a necessary activity and as yet, he has not been fined or otherwise. My friend is also convinced that all precautions have been taken. My friend is obviously a bad person in the eyes of some.
M3ax said:
My friend is apparently in London reacquainting himself with his sporty model. My friend tells me that this is a necessary activity and as yet, he has not been fined or otherwise. My friend is also convinced that all precautions have been taken. My friend is obviously a bad person in the eyes of some.
My friend thinks your friend, is a friend of Dominic Cummings ?My friend has recently acquired a new sporty model, although these days the sporty model is not an alternate to the daily. My friend is hoping to test drive the new sporty model next week. He reckons that, if all goes well, this may be the sort of test drive that will ensure that if you are not blind when it starts, you will be blind when it ends. He refuses to say whether or not there will be any stopping for a wee as part of this test drive.
Breadvan72 said:
My friend has recently acquired a new sporty model, although these days the sporty model is not an alternate to the daily. My friend is hoping to test drive the new sporty model next week. He reckons that, if all goes well, this may be the sort of test drive that will ensure that if you are not blind when it starts, you will be blind when it ends. He refuses to say whether or not there will be any stopping for a wee as part of this test drive.
My friend needs some clarification here: he was told that blindness surely followed enthusiastic practice test driving, rather than the real thing, although he was informed that that activity could also lead to untoward consequences. That said, such wisdom was usually imparted to him by priests rather than biology teachers... So he might have got the wrong of the stick, as it were.
Were those the same priests who would invite a young lad to kneel and would then gently place something in the lad's mouth?
But enough about Communion wafers, the rules on blind driving have recently been updated. Remember, if your test driving makes you feel woozy, you can always have a sit on a bench.
But enough about Communion wafers, the rules on blind driving have recently been updated. Remember, if your test driving makes you feel woozy, you can always have a sit on a bench.
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