Worst car ever made and sold in the UK?

Worst car ever made and sold in the UK?

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LuS1fer

41,135 posts

245 months

Friday 2nd December 2011
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Rammy76 said:
No it wasn't, you're seeing every 205 through GTI rose tinted glasses.

I had a 205 1.4 XL, the clutch was snappy, the engine was gutless and would not idle properly, it was extremely poorly made and had a woeful ride/handling combination (oh and the head gasket blew).

This was the same for other every small engined PSA car in my experience (Talbot Samba/Citroen AX)954/1108/1360cc. Truly awful little cars unless they had the suitably sporty badge attached and the bigger engines.
Can't agree. The AX was quite a good little car being made of milk bottle tops with a decent turn of speed.

However, a mention needs to go to the PSA diesels. I had a Citroen Visa 17D which was a stonking solid little car and light years ahead of the petrol version I had as a courtesy car.

Chicharito

1,017 posts

151 months

Friday 2nd December 2011
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LuS1fer said:
Can't agree. The AX was quite a good little car being made of milk bottle tops with a decent turn of speed.
Hmmm, I had my first driving lessons in an AX 1.5(?) diesel. After my initial 5 lesson block booking, I ditched the instructor for one with a Rover Metro 1.1S.

The Metro felt like it was a whole generation ahead of the AX.

tali1

5,266 posts

201 months

Friday 2nd December 2011
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Chicharito said:
LuS1fer said:
Can't agree. The AX was quite a good little car being made of milk bottle tops with a decent turn of speed.
Hmmm, I had my first driving lessons in an AX 1.5(?) diesel. After my initial 5 lesson block booking, I ditched the instructor for one with a Rover Metro 1.1S.

The Metro felt like it was a whole generation ahead of the AX.
AX 1.5D was very quick -i had one and shocked friends refused to belive it was only a 1.5 they insisted on looking under bonnet- and the same engine was used later in Metro.
Handling typical too much roll.
Also had a AX GT - very comfy ride for a sporty car BUT 1.4 engine nasty choke ,tiresomely noise, thrashy and unrefined engine.Despite low miles mine was not reliable either.

lowdrag

12,892 posts

213 months

Saturday 3rd December 2011
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I think we've covered most of the nasties here, but in the dim and distant past I remember having an old Morris van where the gear lever was held in by a grub screw, and the number of times I was cursing and fiddling trying to put the lever back in in the dark were legion! All the cars above were ancient technology when they were launched in the main, although with some serious engineering the Maxi could have been a wondrous car - a fore-runner to the Jazz based on the usable space inside - but as usual quality control and that bloody gearchange let it down. The later Escorts I agree with, but look where they are now with the Focus. Light years of difference. I cringe at how my generation destroyed the motor industry in this country, but why oh why does it take an Indian to bring Jaguar back to it's former glory when the Brits had destroyed it, the Americans as usual thought that chucking money solved any problem and failed of course,but now there is such a buzz about Jaguar and it is once again something to be proud of.

jezhumphrey75

226 posts

148 months

Saturday 3rd December 2011
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M4cruiser said:
Sorry guys, you're all wrong (IMO)!!

All those mentioned so far had character, and the problems were all part of the character.

What makes a car good or bad is does it meet your expectations? The Allegro did. The Marina did (my expectations were pretty low).

No, the worst car built in UK is the Nissan Primera. I had high expectations for mine, and it did not meet them.
i had 2 primera gt's, friggin awesome cars

did you have the renault laguna primera by any chance??

fatboy b

9,493 posts

216 months

Saturday 3rd December 2011
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Futuramic

1,763 posts

205 months

Saturday 3rd December 2011
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V8A*ndy said:
Havn't read the whole thread.

Has this little gem been mentioned yet?

That was one of the better cars available in its time. All alloy engine; rust free plastic body and surprising stiffness provided by a separate chassis. easy to repair, reliable and supposedly handled as well as a Mini - although RWD in that short a wheelbase was probably hairy.

It didn't tip over like the three wheelers but was treated as somewhat of a joke owing to them. Sadly the Kitten was a failure as no-one wanted to drive a small Reliant without the advantage of the three wheeler tax and licence incentive.

For the early seventies they were pretty good. Try harder next time.

andyps

7,817 posts

282 months

Saturday 3rd December 2011
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Zod said:
Ah, yes, because if it hadn't been for BMW, BL would still be around producing world-beating cars.
They would have formed stronger links to Honda who actually understood them, unlike BMW who having bought them were too frightened to let the Rover engineers produce the cars they were capable of as they coud have harmed the sales of BMW. Think about how quickly the MG versions of the range were released after BMW sold out, and what they could have been with more development money. BMW did a great "saving" job there!

Worst car ever made and sold in the UK? Probably a home made contraption that someone knocked up in their shed and managed to sell on to someone else.

Chicharito

1,017 posts

151 months

Saturday 3rd December 2011
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Always said the biggest mistake the government made was to sell the Rover Group to BAe, rather than Honda.

tali1

5,266 posts

201 months

Sunday 4th December 2011
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andyps said:
Zod said:
Ah, yes, because if it hadn't been for BMW, BL would still be around producing world-beating cars.
They would have formed stronger links to Honda who actually understood them, unlike BMW who having bought them were too frightened to let the Rover engineers produce the cars they were capable of as they coud have harmed the sales of BMW. Think about how quickly the MG versions of the range were released after BMW sold out, and what they could have been with more development money. BMW did a great "saving" job there!

Worst car ever made and sold in the UK? Probably a home made contraption that someone knocked up in their shed and managed to sell on to someone else.
I'm not sure BMW were scared of Rover sales harming theirs - as any new BMW car buyer would look at Audi, Mercedes, Saab, VW and probably even Honda before a Rover.
Okay , the 75 was not perfect - but then neither was the Honda venure 800

dowahdiddyman

965 posts

211 months

Sunday 4th December 2011
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Worst car sold in uk, Hyundai Stellar.
Worst built in uk, Nissan Micra.

Chicharito

1,017 posts

151 months

Sunday 4th December 2011
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dowahdiddyman said:
Worst built in uk, Nissan Micra.
nono

Given the weight of evidence, mostly of some utter trash from BL.... I don't know how anyone could even consider the Micra to be 'worst'.

CraigyMc

16,405 posts

236 months

Sunday 4th December 2011
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Chicharito said:
dowahdiddyman said:
Worst built in uk, Nissan Micra.
nono

Given the weight of evidence, mostly of some utter trash from BL.... I don't know how anyone could even consider the Micra to be 'worst'.
Another one who can't see why a micra might be the worst over here.

Micras are exceedingly reliable little cars, are they not?

What exactly are they bad at - what makes them the worst?

C

lowdrag

12,892 posts

213 months

Monday 5th December 2011
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It's obviously a disparity of ages. We old timers remember the worst of the BL era, and believe me it was inconceivably bad compared to anything Japanese. I bought my wife one of the early Civics to replace her Mini in the 70's and it surpassed anything except the Golf we replaced it with. I have had but one "british" car as everyday transport since 1977, buying myself a new X300 3.2 Jaguar for my 50th. Big mistake; gearbox problems, windows sticking, (always down when it rained too), front suspension collapsed, two sets of wheels replaced when the laquer fell off - car sold at a £10,000 loss in 10 months. Since then two Mercs in 15 years and hardly a repair bill or problem.

But back to the worst cars; The Ford Popular with the asthmatic 1172 side-valve was way out of date when it was replaced by the Anglia. Anyone who drove these three-speed cars uphill in the rain, the wipers making one sweep per minute being powered by the manifold pressure, will appreciate how Japanese and German engineering changed our lives. Compare a Honda S800 (4 Keihin carbs) with a Spridget (twin SU's), or a Honda Benly with a 250cc Villiers engined 2-stroke Greeves, Cotton or Francis Barnett. Light years of difference.

DeadMeat_UK

3,058 posts

282 months

Monday 5th December 2011
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dowahdiddyman said:
Worst built in uk, Nissan Micra.
Disagree.

It's very good at what it's supposed to do.

Alas, what it is supposed to do is incompatible with PH-dom but it doesn't make it a bad car.

900T-R

20,404 posts

257 months

Monday 5th December 2011
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LuS1fer said:
Can't agree. The AX was quite a good little car being made of milk bottle tops with a decent turn of speed.

However, a mention needs to go to the PSA diesels. I had a Citroen Visa 17D which was a stonking solid little car and light years ahead of the petrol version I had as a courtesy car.
Indeed. Airfix build quality ((c) Evo) and you wouldn't want to crash it (or a 205 for that matter although that felt a little more substantial) but one thing the French were rather good in back then was achieving a lovely handling and ride balance (if you didn't mind a bit of lean in corners). No experience of Metros (save from that it looked very agricultural in places when passengering in one), but the German/Japanese/Italian competition felt rather stolid or hopelessly unrefined in comparison.

DanDC5

18,792 posts

167 months

Monday 5th December 2011
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The City Rover.

End of thread.

Mr2Mike

20,143 posts

255 months

Monday 5th December 2011
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tali1 said:
AX 1.5D was very quick
Hmm, I think you need to quote that within a frame of reference as it was most certainly not what I'd call quick. 0-60 was around 13 seconds, and that was only due to the extremely light (and flimsy) AX body. In the slightly heftier 106 it was virtually a rolling roadblock.