Worst car ever made and sold in the UK?

Worst car ever made and sold in the UK?

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marcosgt

11,021 posts

176 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2011
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Steffan said:
The Marina was an unsafe indeed a dangerous car on release.

The handling was appalling before urgent suspension changes were made post test driving by journalists. That car should never have been made.

The worst I think.
Rubbish! It was RWD - Must've been a driver's dream! wink

(It wasn't actually, but I can never really understand all the hate directed at Marinas - My dad inherited one and it was a much nicer drive than the truly hateful Triumph Acclaim he replaced it with - That's probably saved from being a candidate by being reasonably reliable, but God it was a horrible car to drive - The WORST I've ever experienced - I think I need a drink just having remembered it... frown )

M

mike9009

7,005 posts

243 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2011
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GregMac said:
You guys ever owned a Maestro?
No, but my dad owned a 1986 1.6L from new, which i also learnt to drive in. Plus learnt how to jump start, repair rust patches, repair automatic chokes, replace speakers (TBH that was a 17 year olds wish against his dads better judgement). etc., etc

So i have a fair experience..... But never owned. wink

Mike

Chrisw666

22,655 posts

199 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2011
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E90 330d

anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2011
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The Viva takes some beating! Also one of the worst in recent times was the Freelander with the K series and hobbled cooling system. Gave the engine an unfair rep IMO.

Steffan

10,362 posts

228 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2011
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jamiebae said:
U T said:
Nope, sorry. You've gone in with Morris Ital, but I'm going to have to raise you with Austin Ambassador. The Morris Ital was indeed a lazy facelift of a rubbish car, the Marina, but the Ambassador was an even lazier facelift of an even worse car, the Princess.

I rest my case for the prosecution.

Objection your honour. The Ambassador was at least on a par with the competition in terms of technology, the Ital was at least 15 years behind the times. It was RWD with a live axle, badly packaged, fitted with engines which would have been dismissed by Noah as a bit past it, and suspension from some kind of Albanian's donkey cart. In spite of this tried, tested and thoroughly de-bugged 'technology' it still managed to be hopelessly unreliable.

The Ambassador could also almost be called 'stylish', something which could never be said about the terminally dreary Ital.
Without being unfair to BMC/BMH/Leyland? etc I think we can agree that the Ambassador was not the companies finest moment.

I particularly enjoyed the Albanian's donkey cart analogy. Apt: very Apt.

The unreliability became inherent in the mess of Longbridge and Red Robbo. None of the later cars ever had the flair of the Minor or indeed the A 40 which were very forward looking designs.

And the build quality was just daft. And got worse.

My new V8 Vitesse lost is sunroof first time out it had not one screw holding it in place.

My TR7 arrived with the boot totally unpainted inside and underneath not even primered.


The Stag I had blew up (boiled up) with 100 miles of purchase.

And so on.

In the end I went to Volvo and Volkswagen. Superb build quality.

M4cruiser

3,635 posts

150 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2011
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Sorry guys, you're all wrong (IMO)!!

All those mentioned so far had character, and the problems were all part of the character.

What makes a car good or bad is does it meet your expectations? The Allegro did. The Marina did (my expectations were pretty low).

No, the worst car built in UK is the Nissan Primera. I had high expectations for mine, and it did not meet them.



GregMac

247 posts

149 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2011
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mike9009 said:
No, but my dad owned a 1986 1.6L from new, which i also learnt to drive in. Plus learnt how to jump start, repair rust patches, repair automatic chokes, replace speakers (TBH that was a 17 year olds wish against his dads better judgement). etc., etc

So i have a fair experience..... But never owned. wink

Mike
Lol, I'll let you have that smile

As a model it's probably responsible for more future mechanics and bodywork specialists than any other!

CraigyMc

16,405 posts

236 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2011
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yonex said:
The Viva takes some beating! Also one of the worst in recent times was the Freelander with the K series and hobbled cooling system. Gave the engine an unfair rep IMO.
The same engine that also had problems in other cars?

Dunno how unfair the reputation is... (first hand experience of HGF in a well-looked-after elise).

C

Welshbeef

Original Poster:

49,633 posts

198 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2011
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M4cruiser said:
Sorry guys, you're all wrong (IMO)!!

All those mentioned so far had character, and the problems were all part of the character.

What makes a car good or bad is does it meet your expectations? The Allegro did. The Marina did (my expectations were pretty low).

No, the worst car built in UK is the Nissan Primera. I had high expectations for mine, and it did not meet them.
Wasn't the Primera 2.0ltr GT one of the best fwd saloons plus it's a BTCC winner too.
Im guessing your one was a lower model?

Steffan

10,362 posts

228 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2011
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CraigyMc said:
yonex said:
The Viva takes some beating! Also one of the worst in recent times was the Freelander with the K series and hobbled cooling system. Gave the engine an unfair rep IMO.
The same engine that also had problems in other cars?

Dunno how unfair the reputation is... (first hand experience of HGF in a well-looked-after elise).

C
The day they released the K series I discussed it with several racing pals.

Everybody agreed the cross bolted engine was a step to far for a production car. On day one.

And so it proved.

Name one successful cross bolted car engine in volume production.

Or name one successful cross bolted car engine ever in volume production.

Too stressed for factory production.

It is suitable for low volume racing production. Not volume factory output.

Welshbeef

Original Poster:

49,633 posts

198 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2011
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Chrisw666 said:
E90 330d
wink)

moffspeed

2,700 posts

207 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2011
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Mk 6 Escort RS2000 - probably just an averagely bad car until you add the RS prefix - an unforgiveable defamation of everything that had borne the title beforehand...

Welshbeef

Original Poster:

49,633 posts

198 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2011
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moffspeed said:
Mk 6 Escort RS2000 - probably just an averagely bad car until you add the RS prefix - an unforgiveable defamation of everything that had borne the title beforehand...
Agree with you there.

I remember the RS1600 with fondness and then of course the RS1800 (farmers special)

Fire99

9,844 posts

229 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2011
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MGB once it had been modified for the US. Big plastic bumpers and a ride height raised literally by adding blocks to the suspension.. A once lovely little car turned into a rubberised pogo-stick.


eldar

21,746 posts

196 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2011
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Reliant Kitten. A Robin with 4 wheels, so it didn't trip over. Build quality that made BL look good, expensive and a st name. Would give a Marina a run for its money, and lose by breaking down.

2 sMoKiN bArReLs

30,254 posts

235 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2011
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LuS1fer said:
Alfa Romeo Arna/Nissan Cherry Europe - a dire combination of lousy handling Nissan on Alfasud running gear built diabolically by Italians

Talbot Avenger - so old it could be carbon-dated

Moskvich 412 - quite common in the 70s

Datsun Cherry 120A - a vile looking car akin to a Renault Wind

Suzuki X90

Polski-Fiat 125P - a very bad version of a classic Fiat.

Wartburg Knight - two-stroke hell
scratchchin not sure how many of them were made in blighty?

Chrisw666

22,655 posts

199 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2011
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Welshbeef said:
Chrisw666 said:
E90 330d
wink)
Some of the very worst cars sold are some of my favourites.

Dalto123

3,198 posts

163 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2011
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Welshbeef

Original Poster:

49,633 posts

198 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2011
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Moskvich 412 certainly has to be right near the top.

How about the Daewoo Niva - Copy of the astra looked terrible
KIA Magentis - lookswise I'd say a sure winner but they do have 10year warranties in the USA so there must be hidden qualities.


2 sMoKiN bArReLs

30,254 posts

235 months

Tuesday 22nd November 2011
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Welshbeef said:
Moskvich 412 certainly has to be right near the top.

How about the Daewoo Niva - Copy of the astra looked terrible
KIA Magentis - lookswise I'd say a sure winner but they do have 10year warranties in the USA so there must be hidden qualities.
Hey...you're not playing to your own post...none of these were made in UK!?