Most manly car?

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Andy_sx

2,410 posts

206 months

Wednesday 23rd May 2012
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TVR Speed 12...?

PaulMoor

3,209 posts

163 months

Wednesday 23rd May 2012
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Lets see. Clearly any 60's/70's muscle car is in. The new ones are just a bit to lardy and camp.

Older Astons. There is a fine line that goes from "suave and manly" in to "tweed and pipe" with astons though. Often dependant on which engine you have.

Cobras, manly but ruined by to many tweed and pipe built fakes.

How about the lancia stratos? Brutal but pritty lines, a pig to drive but stunningly fast if you are man enough to tame it. Not like a muscle car that is just a pig all the time.

Anything kit car fails (including factory built 7's) on the sterotype of type of person they attract to build them (Although I am saving for a 7 myself).

Possibly some sort of hot rod? A propper home built one, not one of these chromed show only jobs where the underside is cleaner than my kitchen.

LiamB said:
otolith said:
Needs to be large, ugly, powerful, dynamically incompetent and to have a USP even a really thick bloke could grasp.
Nissan Micra CC in Pink it is then.
It dose score on 4 out of 5 points.

xRIEx

8,180 posts

148 months

Wednesday 23rd May 2012
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PaulMoor said:
Anything kit car fails (including factory built 7's) on the sterotype of type of person they attract to build them (Although I am saving for a 7 myself).

Possibly some sort of hot rod? A propper home built one...
Those statements sound contradictory to me - home-built and kit car aren't too far apart, and I would expect the same sort of people to build them (I admit I don't know what the stereotypes of those people are though).

k15tox

1,680 posts

181 months

Wednesday 23rd May 2012
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Turbodiesel1690

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170 months

Wednesday 23rd May 2012
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Aids0G

504 posts

149 months

Wednesday 23rd May 2012
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Andy_sx said:
TVR Speed 12...?
Perfect choice!!!!! are there many around?

melvster

6,841 posts

185 months

Wednesday 23rd May 2012
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xRIEx

8,180 posts

148 months

Wednesday 23rd May 2012
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Aids0G said:
Andy_sx said:
TVR Speed 12...?
Perfect choice!!!!! are there many around?
laugh

chris182

4,160 posts

153 months

Wednesday 23rd May 2012
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Some excellent nominations so far!

I find this feels pretty manly:



Big V8: Check
Dodgy handling: Check
Horrendous MPG: Check
Fast: Check
Simple styling: Check
Gratuitously unnecessary: Check

It might be more manly in black but like the white.

Triumph Man

8,690 posts

168 months

Wednesday 23rd May 2012
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the Rover SD1 V8. I say V8 not Vitesse, because somehow carbs are more manly.

forzaminardi

2,290 posts

187 months

Wednesday 23rd May 2012
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TheHeretic said:
An FJ40 is 'camp'? Are you fking mental? hehe simple, basic, does exactly what it says on the tin, and without the need for penis extension looks, or power.

Job jobbed.

As for it trying to be too manly? Trying too hard? It's an offloaded. It will have nobbly tyres, and a toughened front bumper. Apart from that, it is 'as it says on the tin'.

Trying too hard! Have you seen some of the cars on this thread? hehe Talk about hiding in the closet!
I may well be f*cking mental, but to me its a bit too obviously butch. I suppose the guy posting the pink Fiat 500 had it about right, you can't just take the car in isolation, the driver, mode of driving and cosmetic appearance of the car count too. Your FJ40, 500 miles from a road, covered in mud and with a dead animal strapped to the back would be pretty manly. A spotless FJ40 parked in Brighton while the owner nipped in for a quick vanilla latte and a squizz at the newest colour charts at "Mister Jules - Hair Concepts" would make a different impression.

I was unfeasibly succesful with the ladies while driving a hairdresser's car, so hey.

Cotty

39,535 posts

284 months

Wednesday 23rd May 2012
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white_goodman said:
My definition of a manly car would be rear wheel drive, manual transmission, big NA petrol engine (preferably a V8), a minimum of nannying electronics and nothing too practical (a 4 door saloon/estate is potentially a bit too mumsy.
Aston Martin
V8 Vantage Coupe V550 Twin Supercharged
http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/2602359.htm

TheHeretic

73,668 posts

255 months

Wednesday 23rd May 2012
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forzaminardi said:
I may well be f*cking mental, but to me its a bit too obviously butch. I suppose the guy posting the pink Fiat 500 had it about right, you can't just take the car in isolation, the driver, mode of driving and cosmetic appearance of the car count too. Your FJ40, 500 miles from a road, covered in mud and with a dead animal strapped to the back would be pretty manly. A spotless FJ40 parked in Brighton while the owner nipped in for a quick vanilla latte and a squizz at the newest colour charts at "Mister Jules - Hair Concepts" would make a different impression.

I was unfeasibly succesful with the ladies while driving a hairdresser's car, so hey.
I drive a Vitara. Don't think I am overly concerned by 'image'. hehe

Krikkit

26,527 posts

181 months

Wednesday 23rd May 2012
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Cotty said:
Aston Martin
V8 Vantage Coupe V550 Twin Supercharged
http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/2602359.htm
That's pretty manly because of two words: Twin and supercharged.

PaperCut

640 posts

147 months

Wednesday 23rd May 2012
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melvster said:
Strange that one, as it looks like a dildo.

Boydie88

3,283 posts

149 months

Wednesday 23rd May 2012
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varsas said:
I dunno, Amber Heard looked pretty comfortable in hers in Drive Angry.

Amber Heard would look comfortable in anything - but preferably in nothing.

Saw The Rum Diary the other day - weird film - probably needs a second viewing - but OMFG... Amber Heard in that film WOW.

As for Manly Cars... RAM Pick Up Trucks (in England anyway) - they are fking terrifying when next to me in my little plastic box.

Edited by Boydie88 on Wednesday 23 May 14:27

welshjohn

1,215 posts

181 months

Wednesday 23rd May 2012
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Dodge ram even the mrs thinks it's manlysmile

irocfan

40,429 posts

190 months

Wednesday 23rd May 2012
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I'd go with any 60s muscle car AND pony car with a side helping of modern excess below....











TheHeretic

73,668 posts

255 months

Wednesday 23rd May 2012
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I see those and I don't see a fearsome offloaded, I simply see a man who desperately wanted to be a trucker, but isn't.

All that jazz

7,632 posts

146 months

Wednesday 23rd May 2012
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Fabric said:
T41 Royale. What's manlier than a 12.7l engine attached to a car that can't fit in a single postcode, yet still oozes class?

Is he expecting a flood?