Stolen 1M CCTV footage

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Matt_N

8,900 posts

202 months

Monday 2nd July 2012
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10 Pence Short said:
That's harsh. If I was attempting to do something regarding new or approved used BMW or BMWs that have been stolen using reprogrammed keys to affect search engines, I would probably have used more then just the words BMW, approved used, new, stolen or reprogrammed and included others, such as ultimate driving machine, 3 series, 5 series, 1 series and Z4, not to mention efficient dynamics, vanos and any number of other i-drive style new and approved BMW related shenanigans.

Nope, in my case I was just using the issue of stolen new or approved used BMWs to highlight that this thread is, mainly, about people using reprogrammed keys to steal BMWs, be they new, approved used or just plain old new M6 ultimate driving machines.
Golly gosh, I just happened to search for BMW stolen using reprogrammed key and this thread was the second hit on google.

_Batty_

12,268 posts

250 months

Monday 2nd July 2012
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Matt_N said:
10 Pence Short said:
That's harsh. If I was attempting to do something regarding new or approved used BMW or BMWs that have been stolen using reprogrammed keys to affect search engines, I would probably have used more then just the words BMW, approved used, new, stolen or reprogrammed and included others, such as ultimate driving machine, 3 series, 5 series, 1 series and Z4, not to mention efficient dynamics, vanos and any number of other i-drive style new and approved BMW related shenanigans.

Nope, in my case I was just using the issue of stolen new or approved used BMWs to highlight that this thread is, mainly, about people using reprogrammed keys to steal BMWs, be they new, approved used or just plain old new M6 ultimate driving machines.
Golly gosh, I just happened to search for BMW stolen using reprogrammed key and this thread was the second hit on google.
What you're trying to get at is that BMW's can be stolen, by a cheap reprogrammable key?
Surely a large prestige firm like BMW, that prides itself on not having cars stolen by a programmable key, only to have that BMW stolen by a programmable key would cause BMW alot of issues?
I'd certainly hate to own a 2007- BMW that could get stolen by that key.
I wonder what BMW will do about the rise in stolen BMW's?

StormLoaded

889 posts

179 months

Monday 2nd July 2012
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not good OP.
nice posting above.. google link takes you directly to this page tho rather than page 1..

so probably worth a re-link to the original video, of the new or approved used BMW or BMWs that was stolen using reprogrammed keys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLHo-GYG25Q


MiseryStreak

2,929 posts

207 months

Monday 2nd July 2012
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Mercury switch. Semtex. That'll learn 'em.

ikarl

3,730 posts

199 months

Monday 2nd July 2012
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10 Pence Short said:
freecar said:
10 Pence Short said:
BMW, I would imagine, if the conversation on the internet is about stolen BMWs or BMWs that get stolen, using reprogrammed stolen BMW keys used to steal a BMW that will become stolen, they (I mean BMW), would not be happy at all.

Stolen opportunities for sales because of BMWs stolen due to reprogrammed BMW stolen keys will not be what the doctor ordered.

Hopefully no search engines looking for BMWs will mistake this thread for new BMWs or approved used BMWs or secondhand BMWs or even any BMWs for sale or in fact any BMW anywhere that is sold, new or used. This is clearly a thread about new and used BMWs being stolen because BMW (new and used) keys are being reprogrammed and allowing the new or used BMW (approved or not) to be stolen.
I don't think I quite understand what you are saying, could you perhaps clarify?? Maybe by mentioning more keywords?!
That's harsh. If I was attempting to do something regarding new or approved used BMW or BMWs that have been stolen using reprogrammed keys to affect search engines, I would probably have used more then just the words BMW, approved used, new, stolen or reprogrammed and included others, such as ultimate driving machine, 3 series, 5 series, 1 series and Z4, not to mention efficient dynamics, vanos and any number of other i-drive style new and approved BMW related shenanigans.

Nope, in my case I was just using the issue of stolen new or approved used BMWs to highlight that this thread is, mainly, about people using reprogrammed keys to steal BMWs, be they new, approved used or just plain old new M6 ultimate driving machines.
Does quoting this make it appear more?

BMW, I would imagine, if the conversation on the internet is about stolen BMWs or BMWs that get stolen, using reprogrammed stolen BMW keys used to steal a BMW that will become stolen, they (I mean BMW), would not be happy at all.

Stolen opportunities for sales because of BMWs stolen due to reprogrammed BMW stolen keys will not be what the doctor ordered.

Hopefully no search engines looking for BMWs will mistake this thread for new BMWs or approved used BMWs or secondhand BMWs or even any BMWs for sale or in fact any BMW anywhere that is sold, new or used. This is clearly a thread about new and used BMWs being stolen because BMW (new and used) keys are being reprogrammed and allowing the new or used BMW (approved or not) to be stolen.
I don't think I quite understand what you are saying, could you perhaps clarify?? Maybe by mentioning more keywords?!
That's harsh. If I was attempting to do something regarding new or approved used BMW or BMWs that have been stolen using reprogrammed keys to affect search engines, I would probably have used more then just the words BMW, approved used, new, stolen or reprogrammed and included others, such as ultimate driving machine, 3 series, 5 series, 1 series and Z4, not to mention efficient dynamics, vanos and any number of other i-drive style new and approved BMW related shenanigans.

Nope, in my case I was just using the issue of stolen new or approved used BMWs to highlight that this thread is, mainly, about people using reprogrammed keys to steal BMWs, be they new, approved used or just plain old new M6 ultimate driving machines.

Charlie Michael

2,750 posts

184 months

Monday 2nd July 2012
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10 Pence Short said:
That's harsh. If I was attempting to do something regarding new or approved used BMW or BMWs that have been stolen using reprogrammed keys to affect search engines, I would probably have used more then just the words BMW, approved used, new, stolen or reprogrammed and included others, such as ultimate driving machine, 3 series, 5 series, 1 series and Z4, not to mention efficient dynamics, vanos and any number of other i-drive style new and approved BMW related shenanigans.

Nope, in my case I was just using the issue of stolen new or approved used BMWs to highlight that this thread is, mainly, about people using reprogrammed keys to steal BMWs, be they new, approved used or just plain old new M6 ultimate driving machines.
Just for clarification 10PS, would you say this issue has anything to do with the following catagories:

Ultimate Driving Machine, Vanos, 1 series, 3 series, 5 series, 7 series, E90, E91, E92, Reprogramming keys, OBD

Or is this thread purely to emphasise that the majority of ultimate driving machine drivers in this thread are having to keep an eye out for their 3-series and their potential having to use the OBD to reprogramme their keys?

Thanks for clarifying this BMW issue. smile

iphonedyou

9,246 posts

157 months

Monday 2nd July 2012
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r1ch said:
I agree, it should come with its own bouncer that stands next to it at night for that much.
Funny you mention that. Out in Puerto Banus last year there was a 458. The owner had posted a bodyguard beside it every night smile

fathomfive

9,916 posts

190 months

Monday 2nd July 2012
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Dr Doofenshmirtz said:
PoleDriver said:
OK!

Would any BMW owners out there be interested if I was to supply (and fit?) an OBD socket which would (probably) blow up the thieving scumbag's kit and relocate the 'real' one?
scratchchin
Hey - that was half my idea!! I demand 50% stake in all profits.

Anyway - simply wiring the pins to 12+ won't work - the interface is protected against miswired muppetry.
I'm thinking the data pins would be more effective with several thousand volts wink

So,
One of those £1 electronic fly swatter things from Poundland.
Rip out the circuity/inverter.
Some form of on/off sensing mechanism.
Plug in reader = ZAP!

This idea definitely © Dr Doofenshmirtz 2012
Can you add in a nice, loud airhorn too so it sh*ts the bejesus out of them aswell?

LongLiveTazio

2,714 posts

197 months

Monday 2nd July 2012
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So I had a chat with the head BMW service manager at the BMW dealership recently and he told me that 'not many' had been stolen in the West Midlands area. Slightly economical with the truth and did the usual 'we're investigating'. They claimed they were not allowed to alter the OBD socket due to regs but would like to and were pointing people in the right direction.

OP: anyone tried to get fingerprints off the camera lens? He clearly touches it. It's pretty decent CCTV actually.

PoleDriver

28,634 posts

194 months

Monday 2nd July 2012
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TBH A cover over the socket fitted with a couple of screws would probably be pretty effective as it would increase the time taken to gain access, especially as they would have to remove the screws by 'feel' and stand a good chance of triggering the alarm sensor while trying to get a driver into the screw!

Fats25

6,260 posts

229 months

Monday 2nd July 2012
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PoleDriver said:
TBH A cover over the socket fitted with a couple of screws would probably be pretty effective as it would increase the time taken to gain access, especially as they would have to remove the screws by 'feel' and stand a good chance of triggering the alarm sensor while trying to get a driver into the screw!
Effective - but not as much fun!

Mr E

21,614 posts

259 months

Monday 2nd July 2012
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PoleDriver said:
TBH A cover over the socket fitted with a couple of screws would probably be pretty effective as it would increase the time taken to gain access, especially as they would have to remove the screws by 'feel' and stand a good chance of triggering the alarm sensor while trying to get a driver into the screw!
Why not put a sensor on the port. If the car thinks it's alarmed and the doors are shut when the port is accessed, trigger the alarm?

djdestiny

6,542 posts

178 months

Monday 2nd July 2012
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If you google "BMW security" the 8th result is this:

http://www.tyresmoke.net/forum/general-cars/136253...

PoleDriver

28,634 posts

194 months

Monday 2nd July 2012
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rofl


Dave Hedgehog

14,549 posts

204 months

Monday 2nd July 2012
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PoleDriver said:
rofl

damn you and your fast leeching ...

PoleDriver

28,634 posts

194 months

Monday 2nd July 2012
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Dave Hedgehog said:
damn you and your fast leeching ...
You snooze, you lose! smile

Dave Hedgehog

14,549 posts

204 months

Monday 2nd July 2012
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PoleDriver said:
Dave Hedgehog said:
damn you and your fast leeching ...
You snooze, you lose! smile
in the OPs case literally ...

XDA

2,141 posts

185 months

Monday 2nd July 2012
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LongLiveTazio said:
So I had a chat with the head BMW service manager at the BMW dealership recently and he told me that 'not many' had been stolen in the West Midlands area. Slightly economical with the truth and did the usual 'we're investigating'.
http://www.expressandstar.com/news/2012/04/06/thei...scratchchin

davetibbs

136 posts

146 months

Monday 2nd July 2012
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XDA said:
Article said:
BMW spokesman Gavin Ward said today: “Vehicle theft is something all manufacturers have to contend with and the current BMW range meets or exceeds all current legislative criteria.”
scratchchinscratchchinscratchchin

jon-

16,505 posts

216 months

Monday 2nd July 2012
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I think it's quite nice BMW have chosen to fit all their new models with keyless entry / start by default. It's normally quite an expensive option.