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[otolith]

scarble said:

harhar, just wondering why he didn't simply say "beer", it's like saying "leik omg I lost my iPhone FML!!1" rather than "I lost my phone "

If my wife said she'd lost her phone, I'd have to ask whether she meant her personal iPhone or her work Blackberry.

Most of the time, I use my iPhone for things other than being a phone. I suppose I could call it a Satnav or a cycle computer or a PDA depending on the context in which I require it, but that would be a bit silly. I suppose I could say "I've lost my smartphone", but then I'd sound like a BBC presenter trying pathetically not to use a brand name.

[Captain Muppet]

scarble said:

Captain Muppet said:

I think it's an alcoholic lager/beer.

Like wine but fizzy and tastes more of soap and shame. I had my butler drink some as a punishment.

harhar, just wondering why he didn't simply say "beer", it's like saying "leik omg I lost my iPhone FML!!1" rather than "I lost my phone "

Maybe it was to introduce some human interest, people would be all like "wow, I drink Carling too, he's just like me" then the internet would be full of harmony and respect.

In which case it didn't work.

[Captain Muppet]

otolith said:

I suppose I could say "I've lost my smartphone", but then I'd sound like a BBC presenter trying pathetically not to use a brand name.

I spent my childhood shouting "Selotape" at Blue Peter.

Saw a BBC news presenter say "Hoover" live on TV last week, the look on his face the second after was hilarious.