Should everything but cars be banned from the road?
Poll: Should everything but cars be banned from the road?
Total Members Polled: 323
Discussion
Tango13 said:
Ban any car less than 2 litres unless it puts out more than 100 bhp/litre.
Anything over 2 litres can produce less than 100 bhp/litre but at least 70 bhp/litre as we don't want any rolling roadblocks.
Blackboxes will be fitted to all cars, failure to average at least 90% of the posted speed limit will result in the driver going on a driving course and a petrol subsidy to help them get a fking move on!
Averaging 100% of the posted speed limit or above will result in a petrol subsidy as the driver is obviously keeping their foot down and using a lot of petrol.
Bikers will be expected to maintain at least 150% of all posted limits except when it is raining when they will be issued with either a chaffeur driven car or an M car or RS Audi if they wish to drive themselves.
You have my vote for Minister of Transport.Anything over 2 litres can produce less than 100 bhp/litre but at least 70 bhp/litre as we don't want any rolling roadblocks.
Blackboxes will be fitted to all cars, failure to average at least 90% of the posted speed limit will result in the driver going on a driving course and a petrol subsidy to help them get a fking move on!
Averaging 100% of the posted speed limit or above will result in a petrol subsidy as the driver is obviously keeping their foot down and using a lot of petrol.
Bikers will be expected to maintain at least 150% of all posted limits except when it is raining when they will be issued with either a chaffeur driven car or an M car or RS Audi if they wish to drive themselves.
Matthen said:
CBR JGWRR said:
Shaw Tarse said:
roystinho said:
TwigtheWonderkid said:
With no fuel tankers on the road, it won't be long before there are no cars on the road either!
Just pipe it from the refinery. Simples sunbeam alpine said:
Matthen said:
CBR JGWRR said:
Shaw Tarse said:
roystinho said:
TwigtheWonderkid said:
With no fuel tankers on the road, it won't be long before there are no cars on the road either!
Just pipe it from the refinery. Simples 4key said:
sunbeam alpine said:
Matthen said:
CBR JGWRR said:
Shaw Tarse said:
roystinho said:
TwigtheWonderkid said:
With no fuel tankers on the road, it won't be long before there are no cars on the road either!
Just pipe it from the refinery. Simples ETA: If you leave your car on the street with the fuel cap unlocked, the postman could maybe pour it straight in, avoid evaporation.
Marf said:
Pints said:
Stupid poll is stupid.
You expected more from thinfourth?I feel quite certain a midget riding the back of a smurf while being chased by Tina Turner singing "once upon a rainbow there was a happy hedgehog" wouldn't really surprise me these days.
Pints said:
Marf said:
Pints said:
Stupid poll is stupid.
You expected more from thinfourth?I feel quite certain a midget riding the back of a smurf while being chased by Tina Turner singing "once upon a rainbow there was a happy hedgehog" wouldn't really surprise me these days.
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