Horrors in the PH classifieds Vol 2

[TonyRPH]

A1VDY said:

On the 'Car comes with' list they left off the three cement mixer loads of filler expanding foam..

Fixed that for you.

[WhiskyDisco]

For sale: Escort 1.4 Azura LIMITED EDITION

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202011216...

Ford Escort Mk4 1.3 Project
No MOT has been parked for a while allways moved about
Very solid to the underside
Paint is faded Mk3 front Coil over suspension 17'' alloys solid underside
Would pass MOT with out much work
Comes with; Genuine Series one RS Turbo bodykit spoiler Tailgate interior has large front brakes fitted

No offers the price is firm White, 5+ owners, £3,999 NO TIMEWASTERS NO TYRE KICKERS NO TEST PILOTS VALID INSURANCE MUST BE SHOWN BEFORE TEST DRIVE FIRST TO SEE WILL BUY PRISTINE CONDITION

[Mr lestat]

WhiskyDisco said:

For sale: Escort 1.4 Azura LIMITED EDITION

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202011216...

Ford Escort Mk4 1.3 Project
No MOT has been parked for a while allways moved about
Very solid to the underside
Paint is faded Mk3 front Coil over suspension 17'' alloys solid underside
Would pass MOT with out much work
Comes with; Genuine Series one RS Turbo bodykit spoiler Tailgate interior has large front brakes fitted

No offers the price is firm White, 5+ owners, £3,999 NO TIMEWASTERS NO TYRE KICKERS NO TEST PILOTS VALID INSURANCE MUST BE SHOWN BEFORE TEST DRIVE FIRST TO SEE WILL BUY PRISTINE CONDITION

£500 if he’s lucky. Pristine apart from the generally tatty look and the dented back bumper. Also says it’s white apparently. He’ll be keeping that for a long time with fixed price and no offers

[ro250]

Mr lestat said:

WhiskyDisco said:

For sale: Escort 1.4 Azura LIMITED EDITION

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202011216...

Ford Escort Mk4 1.3 Project
No MOT has been parked for a while allways moved about
Very solid to the underside
Paint is faded Mk3 front Coil over suspension 17'' alloys solid underside
Would pass MOT with out much work
Comes with; Genuine Series one RS Turbo bodykit spoiler Tailgate interior has large front brakes fitted

No offers the price is firm White, 5+ owners, £3,999 NO TIMEWASTERS NO TYRE KICKERS NO TEST PILOTS VALID INSURANCE MUST BE SHOWN BEFORE TEST DRIVE FIRST TO SEE WILL BUY PRISTINE CONDITION

£500 if he’s lucky. Pristine apart from the generally tatty look and the dented back bumper. Also says it’s white apparently. He’ll be keeping that for a long time with fixed price and no offers

Does it have different wheels each side?

[A1VDY]

ro250 said:

Mr lestat said:

WhiskyDisco said:

For sale: Escort 1.4 Azura LIMITED EDITION

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202011216...

Ford Escort Mk4 1.3 Project
No MOT has been parked for a while allways moved about
Very solid to the underside
Paint is faded Mk3 front Coil over suspension 17'' alloys solid underside
Would pass MOT with out much work
Comes with; Genuine Series one RS Turbo bodykit spoiler Tailgate interior has large front brakes fitted

No offers the price is firm White, 5+ owners, £3,999 NO TIMEWASTERS NO TYRE KICKERS NO TEST PILOTS VALID INSURANCE MUST BE SHOWN BEFORE TEST DRIVE FIRST TO SEE WILL BUY PRISTINE CONDITION

£500 if he’s lucky. Pristine apart from the generally tatty look and the dented back bumper. Also says it’s white apparently. He’ll be keeping that for a long time with fixed price and no offers

Does it have different wheels each side?

Looks like it.

Pristine condition apart from looking a complete fkin wreck.
Not sure what this old Ford thing is about. At the bottom of my yard where we stock a few no hopers we have a mk4 Fiesta 1.6S. It's been there circa three years. No sills, rear arches non existant, holes in the floor ect ie a real old nail, yet I've lost count of the times I've been asked to sell it. It's boxed in with non runners around it and really can't be bothered to dig it out. I'm seeing how long it takes to completely dissolve after it's regular salt water bath...

[Fun Bus]

A1VDY said:

At the bottom of my yard where we stock a few no hopers we have a mk4 Fiesta 1.6S. It's been there circa three years.

It staggers me the number of different cars you have at the bottom of your yard. You’ve a couple of SLK Mercs in there haven’t you?

Have you ever been to Elevenerife?

[A1VDY]

Fun Bus said:

A1VDY said:

At the bottom of my yard where we stock a few no hopers we have a mk4 Fiesta 1.6S. It's been there circa three years.

It staggers me the number of different cars you have at the bottom of your yard. You’ve a couple of SLK Mercs in there haven’t you?

Have you ever been to Elevenerife?

A whole array of cars, 2 SLK's, a 300Ce, a C200, 2 Astra convertibles, A Civic Se, a Punto, Honda HRV, the Fiesta S and just up until very recently a Jag XJS V12 which was beyond saving but was bought for parts.
Theres no oneupmanship going on here, they're all pretty worthless cars which aren't financially viable to repair.
I can do the custard pics (Birds custard obviously) if you like..

Edited by A1VDY on Thursday 26th November 21:03

[ambuletz]

Have we had this S3 on ebay?
Also belongs in the seriously overpriced cars thread.

[DoctorX]

ambuletz said:

Have we had this S3 on ebay?
Also belongs in the seriously overpriced cars thread.

That is fking horrendous. He's having a laugh surely?

[J4CKO]

ambuletz said:

Have we had this S3 on ebay?
Also belongs in the seriously overpriced cars thread.

Ali G has moved up in the world, respec !

[Limpet]

WhiskyDisco said:

For sale: Escort 1.4 Azura LIMITED EDITION

.....

would pass MOT with out much work

.....

Putting aside for a moment the probability that most self respecting MOT testers would probably collapse with laughter if presented with such a heap, why doesn't the seller put it in for a test if it's that easy? A fresh MOT is worth many times its cost in added value and ease of sale.

I hate seeing this phrase in ads. It's up there with the "just needs a regas" excuse for borked air-conditioning, and is solely aimed at the naive.

[w1bbles]

ambuletz said:

Have we had this S3 on ebay?
Also belongs in the seriously overpriced cars thread.

It's a foiling car. Obviously getting in some practice for the next Vendée Globe.

[Court_S]

J4CKO said:

ambuletz said:

Have we had this S3 on ebay?
Also belongs in the seriously overpriced cars thread.

Ali G has moved up in the world, respec !

That beaut has been for sale for a wee while....I can’t think why.

[epom]

https://www.pistonheads.com/buy/listing/11017246?c...

Yikes.

[HM-2]

epom said:

https://www.pistonheads.com/buy/listing/11017246?c...

Yikes.

One for the "seriously overpriced" thread there too.

[Escort3500]

epom said:

https://www.pistonheads.com/buy/listing/11017246?c...

Yikes.

:

Coming to a training ground near you soon

[Fun Bus]

HM-2 said:

epom said:

https://www.pistonheads.com/buy/listing/11017246?c...

Yikes.

One for the "seriously overpriced" thread there too.

Why?

[TonyRPH]

epom said:

https://www.pistonheads.com/buy/listing/11017246?c...

Yikes.

When poor taste and money collide...

[IJWS15]

The bodykit looks like it is made of that black/grey polystyrene that is used in packaging.

Don't care how expensive the wrap was, that is what it looks like to me.

[HM-2]

Fun Bus said:

HM-2 said:

epom said:

https://www.pistonheads.com/buy/listing/11017246?c...

Yikes.

One for the "seriously overpriced" thread there too.

Why?

Because a 2018 W12 Conti is about a circa £120k car. Not a £220k one.