Badly modified cars thread Mk2

[Jimmy Recard]

Lovely Brexity number plate decoration too

[DocJock]

Looks like a poor attempt at bosozoku...

[e30m3Mark]

My God!

[talksthetorque]

zedx19 said:

Agent XXX said:

Not sure if already done or people have seen it on 'Unusual Cars' page on FB but this........................

Audi? BMW? Or neither?

Thought I would be clever and show the first pic to my missus, ask "what's that" and get the response "Audi".
Then I'd show her the second Picture and get the answer "5 series".
Then finally ask her to look at the centre section and she'd recognise what it was.

First what's that - Pic with the audi front.....

"Impreza"

[2172cc]

AlexRS2782 said:

at that BMW. I'm not surprised it's been in a garage 15 years. They couldn't get the fuel pump in after they fitted the rear arches (term used loosely)

Edit - probably why the roof is left still down - it's the only way of getting in as the outside handles are so far back in the door

A few pics copied over, if anyone isn't able to access the link.

Edited by AlexRS2782 on Monday 20th November 19:37

Even Leepu wouldn't own up to this .

[Chromegrill]

Quite apart from why most of the photos are backwards, how on earth is that abomination road legal when sticking out of its front bumper is a giant knife blade the full width of the bumper that could easily decapitate anyone unlucky enough to be standing in front of the thing when it moves?

[Shuvi McTupya]

Chromegrill said:

Quite apart from why most of the photos are backwards, how on earth is that abomination road legal when sticking out of its front bumper is a giant knife blade the full width of the bumper that could easily decapitate anyone unlucky enough to be standing in front of the thing when it moves?

Decapitate??

Maybe if your name is Stuart Little.

Personally if I was going to get hit by a car I might be grateful for that front splitter as I suspect that having that hit your feet would probably help flip you up on to the bonnet rather than fling you up in the air.

That could be a load of rubbish..

[talksthetorque]

Shuvi McTupya said:

Decapitate??

Maybe if your name is Stuart Little.

Personally if I was going to get hit by a car I might be grateful for that front splitter as I suspect that having that hit your feet would probably help flip you up on to the bonnet rather than fling you up in the air.

That could be a load of rubbish..

If you walk out in front of that because you didn't see it coming you deserve every cut, scrape and broken bone you get.

[hondafanatic]

Greendubber said:

Flipatron said:

This is superb but unfortunately out of my price range.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-M3-EVO-CONVERTIBLE-...

Where do we even begin with that pile of st......

That's the first one to make me genuinely speechless...I mean...why? Just...why?

[e30m3Mark]

I see the eBay listing has been 'ended'. I assume he was inundated with abuse ?

[boobles]

Garaged for the last 15 years!! Not surprised, too god ugly to take out......

[carlove]

Wow
https://www.autoscout24.com/offers/ford-puma-1-4i-...

[lucido grigio]

What's the obsession with Audi front grilles ?

I do like mural paint jobs though.

the rest is horrid.

[Croutons]

Nowhere near as bad as some, but why would you spend your time and money making a Renault Speshal? It says "Renault" below the colour coded door strips. And yes, big exhaust...

[anonymous-user]

AlexRS2782 said:

at that BMW. I'm not surprised it's been in a garage 15 years. They couldn't get the fuel pump in after they fitted the rear arches (term used loosely)

Edit - probably why the roof is left still down - it's the only way of getting in as the outside handles are so far back in the door

A few pics copied over, if anyone isn't able to access the link.

Edited by AlexRS2782 on Monday 20th November 19:37

WTF!!!! And believe it or not, but those are image wheels. Quite a pretty penny for those I imagine...

[lucido grigio]

DoubleTime said:

WTF!!!! And believe it or not, but those are image wheels. Quite a pretty penny for those I imagine...

Without reading the ad again ,I believe it said 4K for those rimz and look how wide they are too.

[MikeT66]

lucido grigio said:

DoubleTime said:

WTF!!!! And believe it or not, but those are image wheels. Quite a pretty penny for those I imagine...

Without reading the ad again ,I believe it said 4K for those rimz and look how wide they are too.

£4K??? And yet still over-whelmed by that, er, bodywork.

I’ve never seen so much Red Leicester cheese in one place before.

I think these guys are making the Door Panels...

[Speed 3]

Didn't realise top tuners AMG had teamed up with the Koreans:



Must be pretty secret though, can't find out where you can buy one

[piers1]

hondafanatic said:

Greendubber said:

Flipatron said:

This is superb but unfortunately out of my price range.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-M3-EVO-CONVERTIBLE-...

Where do we even begin with that pile of st......

That's the first one to make me genuinely speechless...I mean...why? Just...why?

Completely agree, just why? All that time and effort wasted

[csd19]

DoubleTime said:

AlexRS2782 said:

at that BMW. I'm not surprised it's been in a garage 15 years. They couldn't get the fuel pump in after they fitted the rear arches (term used loosely)

Edit - probably why the roof is left still down - it's the only way of getting in as the outside handles are so far back in the door

A few pics copied over, if anyone isn't able to access the link.

Edited by AlexRS2782 on Monday 20th November 19:37

WTF!!!! And believe it or not, but those are image wheels. Quite a pretty penny for those I imagine...

Is that just a spelling mistake, "ANALLY GARAGE"??

Certainly gives an insight into where the design came from...