Badly modified cars thread Mk2

Badly modified cars thread Mk2

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mgtony

4,019 posts

190 months

Tuesday 28th May 2019
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Limited to use on trunk roads in Barking. getmecoat

Escort3500

11,902 posts

145 months

Tuesday 28th May 2019
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anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 28th May 2019
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un1corn said:
On an estate, done properly, I think that would look quite good in a strange kind of faux American piss take style.

bobbo89

5,211 posts

145 months

Tuesday 28th May 2019
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Slow said:
Krikkit said:
Slow said:
5 minutes to change 4 wheels and press a button inside the cabin seems fair to me tongue out
OK, I'll get a stopwatch. Bet you couldn't.
Don’t see why I couldn’t, 1 jack per side and gun off and on 4 wheels in no time.
With a trolley jack and an ugga dugga gun it'd be easy!

Swampy1982

3,305 posts

111 months

Tuesday 28th May 2019
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Escort3500 said:
oh my...

I assume this is a genuine "spot" so you dont have any details on it... would love to read more about it if only to gasp as the shock of the thought process...

Hugo a Gogo

23,378 posts

233 months

Tuesday 28th May 2019
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is it a Corvette axle? or a Jag

Escort3500

11,902 posts

145 months

Tuesday 28th May 2019
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Swampy1982 said:
Escort3500 said:
oh my...

I assume this is a genuine "spot" so you dont have any details on it... would love to read more about it if only to gasp as the shock of the thought process...
Sorry, it was one of those pics that popped up on social media so I’ve no details.

67Dino

3,583 posts

105 months

Tuesday 28th May 2019
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Escort3500 said:
Literally a jack rabbit

un1corn

2,143 posts

137 months

Wednesday 29th May 2019
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mgtony said:
Limited to use on trunk roads in Barking. getmecoat
Hand your account in on the way out.

Horsey McHorseface

2,535 posts

184 months

Wednesday 29th May 2019
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un1corn said:
It's a branch of B&M.

boobles

15,241 posts

215 months

Wednesday 29th May 2019
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un1corn said:
mgtony said:
Limited to use on trunk roads in Barking. getmecoat
Hand your account in on the way out.
Personally I think he's barking mad......

Steamer

13,857 posts

213 months

Wednesday 29th May 2019
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boobles said:
un1corn said:
mgtony said:
Limited to use on trunk roads in Barking. getmecoat
Hand your account in on the way out.
Personally I think he's barking mad......
As said above - Wooden't be so bad on an estate getmecoat

DoubleD

22,154 posts

108 months

Wednesday 29th May 2019
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Steamer said:
boobles said:
un1corn said:
mgtony said:
Limited to use on trunk roads in Barking. getmecoat
Hand your account in on the way out.
Personally I think he's barking mad......
As said above - Wooden't be so bad on an estate getmecoat
I just twigged what you were getting at

blueg33

35,893 posts

224 months

Wednesday 29th May 2019
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Slow said:
Krikkit said:
Slow said:
5 minutes to change 4 wheels and press a button inside the cabin seems fair to me tongue out
OK, I'll get a stopwatch. Bet you couldn't.
Don’t see why I couldn’t, 1 jack per side and gun off and on 4 wheels in no time.
You have to allow time to get the jacks from wherever they are stored, position them under the jacking points, move new wheels up to the car, remove old wheels, place new wheels on hub, hand tighten bolts/nuts in crosswise, lower car, set torque wrench, torque up wheels, move old wheels out of the way, put jacks and tools back wherever they live.

No way can one person do that in 5 mins. Sounds more like 5 mins per corner.

Slow

6,973 posts

137 months

Wednesday 29th May 2019
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blueg33 said:
Slow said:
Krikkit said:
Slow said:
5 minutes to change 4 wheels and press a button inside the cabin seems fair to me tongue out
OK, I'll get a stopwatch. Bet you couldn't.
Don’t see why I couldn’t, 1 jack per side and gun off and on 4 wheels in no time.
You have to allow time to get the jacks from wherever they are stored, position them under the jacking points, move new wheels up to the car, remove old wheels, place new wheels on hub, hand tighten bolts/nuts in crosswise, lower car, set torque wrench, torque up wheels, move old wheels out of the way, put jacks and tools back wherever they live.

No way can one person do that in 5 mins. Sounds more like 5 mins per corner.
What?

Pull car up next to garage door, pull out jack, jack in middle and lift one side of the car to get both wheels.

Gun off both and gun on 2 in under 2 minutes easily. Lower car, move jack and repeat.

Shuvi McTupya

24,460 posts

247 months

Wednesday 29th May 2019
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blueg33 said:
You have to allow time to get the jacks from wherever they are stored, position them under the jacking points, move new wheels up to the car, remove old wheels, place new wheels on hub, hand tighten bolts/nuts in crosswise, lower car, set torque wrench, torque up wheels, move old wheels out of the way, put jacks and tools back wherever they live.

No way can one person do that in 5 mins. Sounds more like 5 mins per corner.
Well, if we are moving the goalposts..

DoubleD

22,154 posts

108 months

Wednesday 29th May 2019
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Slow said:
blueg33 said:
Slow said:
Krikkit said:
Slow said:
5 minutes to change 4 wheels and press a button inside the cabin seems fair to me tongue out
OK, I'll get a stopwatch. Bet you couldn't.
Don’t see why I couldn’t, 1 jack per side and gun off and on 4 wheels in no time.
You have to allow time to get the jacks from wherever they are stored, position them under the jacking points, move new wheels up to the car, remove old wheels, place new wheels on hub, hand tighten bolts/nuts in crosswise, lower car, set torque wrench, torque up wheels, move old wheels out of the way, put jacks and tools back wherever they live.

No way can one person do that in 5 mins. Sounds more like 5 mins per corner.
What?

Pull car up next to garage door, pull out jack, jack in middle and lift one side of the car to get both wheels.

Gun off both and gun on 2 in under 2 minutes easily. Lower car, move jack and repeat.
I would be surprised if you could do it in 5 minutes

LHB

7,931 posts

143 months

Wednesday 29th May 2019
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£1500 for this heap


A Winner Is You

24,980 posts

227 months

Wednesday 29th May 2019
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Shuvi McTupya

24,460 posts

247 months

Thursday 30th May 2019
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A Winner Is You said:



State of your wheels mate
normally when people criticize a car purely for the owners taste in wheels i think 'each to their own' but in this case I absolutely agree! not right for a Morgan at all.

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