One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 3

[anonymous-user]

vaping the whole vaping scene the clouds of vape, the whole thing.

[spookly]

The bell ends in a Merc GLC, and a Ssang Yong Mungo (or whatever it's called) pickup truck. I was parked in a long marked parking space.... so both these two oxygen thieves turn up while I'm out having lunch and both park overhanging into my parking bay so far that each one is only 3-4 inches off my bumper, and just to make it worse, they're both more than a foot from the kerb. I had to go back and forth about 20 times to get out. I'm going to go buy some bird seed for the next dhead that does it.... let the seagulls take revenge.

[Burnzyb]

The woman in a stting Peugeot that I followed for 2+ miles at 25-30mph in a 50mph zone and she just took an age to get anywhere, I waited patiently until it was nice and straight and it went from 30 to 40, indicated and pulled out to overtake and she flat footed her car to 50 I was along side her and carried on to get passed and afterwards she started flashing her lights at me

Then the woman who didn't like the fact I used the third lane on a junction that merged further up just like it was intended for and tried to close me off but got offended because I pulled into the gap she'd left, I followed the flow of traffic all the way to the merging point and she just got the hump

[e21Mark]

Whoever that was shoving the mic in Hamilton's face after qualifying on Channel4.

[nonsequitur]

[quote=Burnzy

Then the woman who didn't like the fact I used the third lane on a junction that merged further up just like it was intended for and tried to close me off but got offended because I pulled into the gap she'd left, I followed the flow of traffic all the way to the merging point and she just got the hump
[/quote]

It's those pesky British and their queing protocol. Must be done in an orderly fashion with no pushing in. ITTA.

[Rich_W]

The Spruce goose said:

vaping the whole vaping scene the clouds of vape, the whole thing.

Death is too nice for them!

[spookly]

e21Mark said:

Whoever that was shoving the mic in Hamilton's face after qualifying on Channel4.

He was a bit excitable for British TV wasn't he.

[CanoeSniffer]

Rich_W said:

The Spruce goose said:

vaping the whole vaping scene the clouds of vape, the whole thing.

Death is too nice for them!

There's an easy identifier for this. I'm on the vape having quit smoking and have a pathetic little stick thing that emits weedy little farts of smoke, and it's a perfect substitute for the old death sticks.

When I see people chuffing down on a great big dirty old box thing that resembles a stormtroopers pecker, with 400 dials and flashing LEDs with 60 colour settings, and a mouthpiece with a diameter just slightly less than that of the large hadron collider, usually red in the face from utilising every cubic millimetre of their inhalation capacity and with their features hideously contorted from wrapping their smackers around what amounts to a 70 year old anal specialist prostitutes ringpiece, all precipitating a level of thick hanging fog that would justifiably close Heathrow airport, well that's when I find myself thinking 'what a knob'

[Centurion07]

Stick Legs said:

Roundabouts...

The indicate right then indicate left halfway across when heading straight on brigade make me cross.

You wait for them because they are indicating right...

and then they go straight on!

Madness.

Better you hanging back on their offside than someone pulling out in front of them having assumed they were taking the first exit.

Depending on the size/shape/layout of the roundabout it can be almost mandatory to prevent said throbber pulling out in front of you.

[InitialDave]

When someone puts up an advert on "for sale" group on Facebook or similar, and people just post a number in response.

Example:
"FORD KA 1.3 COLLECTION 2006 1 LADY OWNER 60000 MILES FSH
£695
1 LADY OWNER FSH LOW MILES 1.3 PETROL 5 SPEED MANUAL ELEC WINDOWS CD STEREO DRIVES WELL FULL SERVICE HISTORY. 12 MONTHS MOT ON PURCHASE"

Ok, written all in caps, but they took decent pictures and it looks perfectly reasonable.

First reply to their post:
"400"

Didn't even bother with a £ symbol. I really think it'd be better for everyone if doing that just got you kicked out the group. Stupid, lazy chancers who can't even string a sentence together to the level of "I'll give you £400 for it if it's as you describe".

[anonymous-user]

InitialDave said:

When someone puts up an advert on "for sale" group on Facebook or similar, and people just post a number in response.

Example:
"FORD KA 1.3 COLLECTION 2006 1 LADY OWNER 60000 MILES FSH
£695
1 LADY OWNER FSH LOW MILES 1.3 PETROL 5 SPEED MANUAL ELEC WINDOWS CD STEREO DRIVES WELL FULL SERVICE HISTORY. 12 MONTHS MOT ON PURCHASE"

Ok, written all in caps, but they took decent pictures and it looks perfectly reasonable.

First reply to their post:
"400"

Didn't even bother with a £ symbol. I really think it'd be better for everyone if doing that just got you kicked out the group. Stupid, lazy chancers who can't even string a sentence together to the level of "I'll give you £400 for it if it's as you describe".

"1 LADY OWNER" just means its been battered to fk in a supermarket car park and had 0 maintenance. Avoid.

[Saabaholic]

Cutting across all 3 lanes of a motorway in one movement, and off the slip road.
As per a new Camaro this week at the M25 / M3 junction. Who was then rapidly pulled over by an unmarked Audi S4.

Nice one Mr Policeman !.

[jas xjr]

InitialDave said:

When someone puts up an advert on "for sale" group on Facebook or similar, and people just post a number in response.

Example:
"FORD KA 1.3 COLLECTION 2006 1 LADY OWNER 60000 MILES FSH
£695
1 LADY OWNER FSH LOW MILES 1.3 PETROL 5 SPEED MANUAL ELEC WINDOWS CD STEREO DRIVES WELL FULL SERVICE HISTORY. 12 MONTHS MOT ON PURCHASE"

Ok, written all in caps, but they took decent pictures and it looks perfectly reasonable.

First reply to their post:
"400"

Didn't even bother with a £ symbol. I really think it'd be better for everyone if doing that just got you kicked out the group. Stupid, lazy chancers who can't even string a sentence together to the level of "I'll give you £400 for it if it's as you describe".

some idiot will ask questions. the answers to which are all in the description

[Rich_W]

CanoeSniffer said:

There's an easy identifier for this. I'm on the vape having quit smoking and have a pathetic little stick thing that emits weedy little farts of smoke, and it's a perfect substitute for the old death sticks.

I thought the whole point of Vaping was to quit your nicotine addiction for good. Like patches and gum.

Seems many people have just swapped fags for vaping. I don't see any vapers actually working their way down to nothing and quitting. It's not saving you any money???


Back to the thread

The fat beardie in the utterly battered N reg Micra this morning, joining the M25. Wasn't actually able to stay within the lines when going down the entry ramp, I gave him a horn blast as I passed since he was meandering! This enraged him, as once we joined the M25, he than blasted up to me (still weaving intermittently) and HAD to pass me (I let him get on with it, I was at 70ish, so he must have been nearer 85-90 falt out ) Then carried on weaving in and out of (thankfully) light traffic to prove something or other. I did consider than he might be drunk!

[Liquid Knight]

I've mentioned the woman who's car was so full of vape steam she crashed into my bike already and the other woman who's car was so full of vape steam she nearly crashed into the back of my bright yellow car as well.

But that benchmark was moved down a feet hundred feet.

Someone sat outside a pub last night playing with an LED fidget spinner making his vape steam light up as he did "fidget tricks" in the cloud.








https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwZ0ZUy7P3E

Humanity is well and truly

[Blown2CV]

RAFsmoggy said:

Blown2cv & Yellowjack...

go forth and consume waste.

[AlexRS2782]

Rich_W said:

I thought the whole point of Vaping was to quit your nicotine addiction for good. Like patches and gum.

Seems many people have just swapped fags for vaping. I don't see any vapers actually working their way down to nothing and quitting. It's not saving you any money???

The early 20's son, of one of my neighbours, appears to have taken up vaping since the start of this year, but I've never ever seen him smoking in the 4 years he's lived in the road. I wouldn't be surprised if he only started to keep up with two of his mates that do and can normally be seen driving into the road in their lease spec Golf's with a massive vapour cloud emanating from the windows.

Edited by AlexRS2782 on Sunday 25th June 21:26

[anonymous-user]

vaping is the new sleeve tattoo, beard etc. makes you look cool, just like the competitive vapors.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9puCt7HccOY

[Willy Nilly]

The Spruce goose said:

vaping is the new sleeve tattoo, beard etc. makes you look cool, just like the competitive vapors.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9puCt7HccOY

[Blown2CV]

i think that would be vapers rather than vapors.

Vaping is just smoking for nerds, and gadget nerds at that.