One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 3

One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 3

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anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 24th October 2017
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Agent XXX said:
The dhead in the R8 V10 that's just taken literally 10 minutes to park outside the office. First attempt was worthy of a bad parking thread pic. He's still trying...................
Round of applause when he succeeds... Loud enough that he can hear!

Agent XXX

1,248 posts

106 months

Tuesday 24th October 2017
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OpulentBob said:
Round of applause when he succeeds... Loud enough that he can hear!
He gave up in the end. Could've parked a van in that space. He must have got in and out of the car 6/7 times. What a C**k.

Monkeylegend

26,386 posts

231 months

Tuesday 24th October 2017
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Agent XXX said:
He gave up in the end. Could've parked a van in that space. He must have got in and out of the car 6/7 times. What a C**k.
But a c**k with an Audi R8 V10 wink

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Tuesday 24th October 2017
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maccas99 said:
People that insist on having their conversations on loud speaker (at the loudest setting) in a restaurant/cafe, totally unnecessary and downright rude. Knob points to the phone owner and the cafe owner (they won't tell them to stop it because they don't want to lose trade or p*ss anyone off). Felt like going over and telling them to buy a headset but they had their mate (backup) with them and it would have got "shouty"
EVERYBODY who uses a mobile phone in an any inappropriate or anti-social space. Last night a doctors waiting room was awash with ringtones and unwanted conversation.
My personal favourite, at the NEC, after being asked where he was answered 'I'm on the toilet' ( I was in the next cubicle.) Stop it !!, thank you.

parabolica

6,715 posts

184 months

Tuesday 24th October 2017
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10 minutes ago; happened to walk to my upstairs window and looked out at my car parked on the street and I see two guys drinking beer out of bottles; they are just finishing their beers and I see them look at my car and laugh to each other, then both proceed to put their empty bottles right under my front tyres and walk off laughing. I was in a state of undress so they were long gone by the time I got out there. tts.

DaveGoddard

1,192 posts

145 months

Tuesday 24th October 2017
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The cock I encountered nearing the roadworks at Scotch Corner on the northbound A1 on Friday, charging up behind cars and flashing his lights at them repeatedly to bully them out of his way. I passed him as we entered the 50 limit into the roadworks and gave him a cheery little wave.

It goes without saying that he was driving a white Audi.

(Oh, and the deodorant-fire alarm interface also happened in the hotel I was staying in on Saturday night, forcing me outside into the high winds and almost falling over a small dog as I exited the hotel door!)

Alex_225

6,261 posts

201 months

Tuesday 24th October 2017
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Angrybiker said:
Alex_225 said:
Most likely mate. Sees nothing but 'take the exit' and goes into panic mode. Rather than use a bit of logic or think that if they miss the junction they can come back on themselves, just risk safety and nearly cause an accident.

The irony is with that slip lane is that usually you can sale past the idiots, the traffic usually clears and you can exit the motorway normally. If not, next junction and come back.
What discounts do you offer in your sales?
Not entirely sure what I'm selling here!?

anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 24th October 2017
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Sale/sail.

Alex_225

6,261 posts

201 months

Tuesday 24th October 2017
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OpulentBob said:
Sale/sail.

Doh!!

Who doesn't like a bit of selling whilst they're sailing! wink

Angrybiker

557 posts

90 months

Wednesday 25th October 2017
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Alex_225 said:
OpulentBob said:
Sale/sail.

Doh!!

Who doesn't like a bit of selling whilst they're sailing! wink
Nothing at all, I do it all the time smile

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39,878 posts

196 months

Wednesday 25th October 2017
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Bobberoo99 said:
angels95 said:
nonsequitur said:
angels95 said:
The driver of a Volkswagen Amarok pick-up truck who pulled up alongside me at the lights, me in the straight ahead lane, him in the left-only lane. He stopped half a car's length in front of the line and kept rolling back and forth on the clutch with his right indicator flashing.

When the lights went green I pulled away quickly enough to get comfortably ahead and he slotted in behind.

Cue the light-flashing and animated arm-waving from the pick-up driver. Does he really think he can just push his way to the front of a queue?
Yes, he was a knob, but you knew what he was almost certainly going to do, so why 'pull away quickly' and risk an accident?
Always let knob get ahead of you, away, and out of your space.
Letting him push in may have been the most sensible thing to do, but I don't see why queue-jumping should be tolerated. You wouldn't catch these morons barging through to the front of a queue in a shop, so why should it be any different on the road?
I totally agree with you, it annoys the scensoredt out of me when people do it, unfortunately, or fortunately depending on your point of view, my wife won't tolerate me doing the old pull away to stop them/close the gap to stop them and usually says something to make me think about what I am doing, if I think about it I'll just let them do what ever, at the end of the day no one died and everybody got where they're going, it's just the principal, if the rest of us can wait, what makes them so special and entitled!?!?!?! mad
Very well put clap

InitialDave

11,899 posts

119 months

Wednesday 25th October 2017
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The idiot teenager on a bike who shot out from behind a hedge straight across the road while I was pulling away from a junction this morning. Must've missed him by a couple of inches.

Hopefully he'll try that on a skip lorry or something next time.

limpsfield

5,884 posts

253 months

Wednesday 25th October 2017
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InitialDave said:
The idiot teenager on a bike who shot out from behind a hedge straight across the road while I was pulling away from a junction this morning. Must've missed him by a couple of inches.

Hopefully he'll try that on a skip lorry or something next time.
Charming. None of us have ever been idiot teenagers.

InitialDave

11,899 posts

119 months

Wednesday 25th October 2017
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limpsfield said:
Charming. None of us have ever been idiot teenagers.
Already replied to this, but apparently my reply was deleted.

He was a teenager.
He behaved like an idiot.

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39,878 posts

196 months

Wednesday 25th October 2017
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InitialDave said:
Already replied to this, but apparently my reply was deleted.

He was a teenager.
He behaved like an idiot.
You're repeating yourself wink

Jack Mansfield

3,256 posts

90 months

Wednesday 25th October 2017
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Continued over here


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