RE: Jaguar XF TDV6 S: Driven

RE: Jaguar XF TDV6 S: Driven

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George111

6,930 posts

251 months

Tuesday 19th January 2016
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jamieduff1981 said:
julian64 said:
jamieduff1981 said:
It can only be launch control, which is for fannies.

The outgoing XFR-S I have posts 0-60mph in 4.4 secs and 0-62mph in 4.6secs. It'll break traction in 4th in the wet on 295 section Michelin Pilot Super Sports and is traction limited to around 60ish in the dry anyway.

5.8secs to 60 is plenty for a brisk saloon.

My TVR Cerbera posts 0-60 in 3.9 seconds and achieving that is both very challenging and very fast.

0-60 nowadays has little to do with power and everything to do with off-the-line traction, which isn't especially relevant for family saloon cars that rarely do standing starts on launch control.

If the figures are all important for bragging to colleagues then by all means use them - but let's not get confused and suggest the new XF discussed here will be a slow car compared to the BMW on the move, because that's patently stupid.
I'm being given no reason to think otherwise. No ones arguing about a few tenths here. but the times I quoted are well over two seconds to sixty. I have to restate that two seconds is an absolutely enormous gap you guys just choose to ignore.

If you ever tried launch control in a BMW, you'll know it isn't any faster than just putting your foot down. So I don't really gel with the whole 'it looks terrible on paper but once it gets going they'll be about the same', or'its all down to launch control'

Anyway, if its just me being hard on the brand, then I apologise, but after coming out of MY Cerbera (incidently I'm buggered if I can do 3.9 in mine), or even a 3 series BMW, for all the reasons stated in my last post Jaguar wouldn't get me as a customer, and I suspect unless you lot are a little less forgiving, Jaguar will persist.

It probably is my immaturity in a car because I do enjoy traffic light GPs, and the country lanes in the Cerbera, and want at least a shadow of that in my daily shed.
I thought I half recognised your user name.

I'm glad we have common Cerb ground. Something doesn't add up with these saloon cars. The 550ps R-S weighing near 2 tonnes returns slightly slower 0-60 times than our Cerberas which weigh 1.2 tonnes to be conservative and 400bhp to be optimistic. That's fine. The Cerbera and XFR-S both have traction management to consider.

Ergo how on earth can a near 2-tonne 5 series with their 35 diesel achieve the same 0-60 sprints with sub-Cerbera power, when the significantly more powerful XFR-S (and big AMGs and M cars) can't do any better?

If it's simply because the BMW diesel's power delivery coincidently matches the maximum traction its rear tyres can provide in good conditions that's fine - but then the on paper very similarly matched XF-S should do the same, but it doesn't.

I'd like someone to explain to me why not.
It's far more relevant to look at in gear acceleration times which you'll use all the time - overtaking, joining a motorway etc. Look beyond a silly, irrelevant time and you'll see the bigger picture.

Baryonyx

17,996 posts

159 months

Tuesday 19th January 2016
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lotus116tornado said:
I think most keen drivers would rather be in the XF though, by all accounts it's the best handling car in its sector by some margin.
I don't suppose many people buying diesel saloons care about the handling though, but whatever...laugh

HeMightBeBanned

617 posts

178 months

Tuesday 19th January 2016
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The write-up seems to damn the steering with faint praise. Does it have proper steering feel, rather than an electric facsimile of steering feel?

Oh, and the hang-ups over 0-60mph? Really? So sad.

julian64

14,317 posts

254 months

Tuesday 19th January 2016
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jamieduff1981 said:
I thought I half recognised your user name.

I'm glad we have common Cerb ground. Something doesn't add up with these saloon cars. The 550ps R-S weighing near 2 tonnes returns slightly slower 0-60 times than our Cerberas which weigh 1.2 tonnes to be conservative and 400bhp to be optimistic. That's fine. The Cerbera and XFR-S both have traction management to consider.

Ergo how on earth can a near 2-tonne 5 series with their 35 diesel achieve the same 0-60 sprints with sub-Cerbera power, when the significantly more powerful XFR-S (and big AMGs and M cars) can't do any better?

If it's simply because the BMW diesel's power delivery coincidently matches the maximum traction its rear tyres can provide in good conditions that's fine - but then the on paper very similarly matched XF-S should do the same, but it doesn't.

I'd like someone to explain to me why not.
I'm with you there. The stats on these cars makes no sense to me at all. Which is surprising as every manufacturer knows these are the headline figures we use to kick the tyres with. If they are irrelevant to these sort of cars why does PH, and the manufacturer still put them at the bottom of every review.

pmanson

13,382 posts

253 months

Tuesday 19th January 2016
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fatboy b said:
classic1952 said:
After four and a half years of DPF hell on my XF Diesel S I will not be touching either Jaguar or Diesel again. After 55 days at the dealer and still unresolved I went back to BMW and petrol. My Jaguar was £41000 new but I paid £32000 for a 4 month old 3000 miler. £50000 is nonsense for a flawed design. Bought a pre-reg BMW 5-Series with 15 miles on the clock for £16000 off list and it is faultless and quirk free (unlike the XF), with broadly similar real world fuel consumption and performance to the Jaguar diesel.
Sounds like you weren't doing the mileage to warrant a diesel in the first place. Most XF DPF problems (well all brands) are due to the low amount of miles from start to stop continuously. I've done 70K miles in my XFSs and not once has a DPF light come on.

Oh, and don't kid yourself that BMW and their dealers are any better. They're not,
11k miles in my xfs since end of Aug. Not seen the DPF light once. Avg. Of 36mpg so no complaints from me

fatboy b

9,493 posts

216 months

Tuesday 19th January 2016
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JNR77 said:
Not sure what it is about this new jag but the looks don't seem to have moved on since the last version. I'll stick with my 535d twin turbo
The irony is strong with this one hehe

JonnyVTEC

3,005 posts

175 months

Tuesday 19th January 2016
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julian64 said:
Jaguar need a bit of a kick to say why they are producing a new flagship model with five year old nav system and an engine which stats show is more powerful than the rival but with lacklustre performance on any of the normal criteria the car mags use to judge a car by.
The Jaguar XJ has just been updated with a brand new infotainment system. Which appears as the optional extra in the D segment XF called Incontrol Touch Pro.

Quickmoose

4,494 posts

123 months

Tuesday 19th January 2016
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fatboy b said:
JNR77 said:
Not sure what it is about this new jag but the looks don't seem to have moved on since the last version. I'll stick with my 535d twin turbo
The irony is strong with this one hehe
..and it's a 535d twin turbo...

Like ...I didn't know they even made one of them .... wink

Jam12321

164 posts

110 months

Tuesday 19th January 2016
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JNR77 said:
twin turbo
Jesus wept!

///ajd

8,964 posts

206 months

Tuesday 19th January 2016
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I love this, but it has a rather big problem.

I know its a class lower (and should be compared to 535d), but you can buy a brand new 335d MSport Touring for £32k (broadspeed).

How can you justify the £18k difference?


jamieduff1981

8,025 posts

140 months

Tuesday 19th January 2016
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///ajd said:
I love this, but it has a rather big problem.

I know its a class lower (and should be compared to 535d), but you can buy a brand new 335d MSport Touring for £32k (broadspeed).

How can you justify the £18k difference?
Because you want a medium sized Jag rather than a sales-rep sized BMW?

Ok, that's a bit glib, but you can buy a Mini Cooper S for £24k. How can you justify the £8k extra for your 335d MSport?

Jimmy Recard

17,540 posts

179 months

Tuesday 19th January 2016
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julian64 said:
I'm being given no reason to think otherwise. No ones arguing about a few tenths here. but the times I quoted are well over two seconds to sixty.
You clearly have accrued enough money to buy a TVR or a BMW or a Jaguar or whatever you drive. This suggests to me that you must have done some work to earn it.

However if you consider the difference between 4.8 and 6.2 to be more than two (as you have stated), I don't know how you've managed to complete that work.

///ajd

8,964 posts

206 months

Tuesday 19th January 2016
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jamieduff1981 said:
///ajd said:
I love this, but it has a rather big problem.

I know its a class lower (and should be compared to 535d), but you can buy a brand new 335d MSport Touring for £32k (broadspeed).

How can you justify the £18k difference?
Because you want a medium sized Jag rather than a sales-rep sized BMW?

Ok, that's a bit glib, but you can buy a Mini Cooper S for £24k. How can you justify the £8k extra for your 335d MSport?
Like I said the 535d is the real comparison, but I consider the difference between a 335d and 535d to be a bit marginal unless you really really need the extra space. The 535d is much more nicely made inside, that is true.

Comparing to a Mini would be daft though, I agree.



philmots

4,631 posts

260 months

Tuesday 19th January 2016
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Why are people so hung up on the 60 time!?

It's got practically the same power and torque as a 535d, I'm sure they will weigh something close, they even use the same gearbox... I'm sure on the road they'll be as close as the above suggests.

fatboy b

9,493 posts

216 months

Wednesday 20th January 2016
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philmots said:
Why are people so hung up on the 60 time!?

It's got practically the same power and torque as a 535d, I'm sure they will weigh something close, they even use the same gearbox... I'm sure on the road they'll be as close as the above suggests.
Some people need thouse bragging rights in the pub still.

Adrian250

166 posts

128 months

Wednesday 20th January 2016
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I really like the new XF. It looks smart, has all the essential toys and looks different to all the other German crap on the roads .....

FourRingedDonuts

109 posts

124 months

Wednesday 20th January 2016
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Mine says 0-62 = 5.3 yours says 0-62 = 6.2. I WIN
It's just Top Trumps for grown ups.
We all buy in to the numbers from manufactures sadly, even when we know they have little relevance in the real world.
Speed sells.......

andybu

293 posts

208 months

Wednesday 20th January 2016
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The new XF and its German competitors are "executive car park" fodder. Surely most buying decisions at this end of the market are made by comparing monthly lease prices and BIK personal tax charge rates? I think the figure is that 4 of every 5 cars now put onto UK roads are on a PCP lease deal.

Mind you, I'm still reeling from reading that line from the OP "price is £58,000 with the options as fitted". Can't think that 0-60 times guide most purchasing decisions, although the claimed mpg figures might do so. As for a private buyer walking in to buy any of these cars at that price level, well, the line "more money than sense" comes to mind...

Should be an interesting possibility once it's at 3 years+ age, mind you. Some depreciation will make it look a lot better value.

George111

6,930 posts

251 months

Wednesday 20th January 2016
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FourRingedDonuts said:
Mine says 0-62 = 5.3 yours says 0-62 = 6.2. I WIN
It's just Top Trumps for grown ups.
We all buy in to the numbers from manufactures sadly, even when we know they have little relevance in the real world.
Speed sells.......
There are many of us who don't want anything to do with S-Line, M-Sport, R-Type, 0-60mph etc We just want a comfortable, swift, quiet petrol car that can take 5 people and luggage 300 miles in a go but the manufacturers seem to have forgotten this for a few years now, focussing on the so called "sporty saloon" which is nothing but an uncomfortable, noisy bone shaker.

Audi now have the A8 4.0 V8 now so you get a similar engine to the S8 but without the barry boy accessories and rubber band tyres and I'm really hoping Jaguar make a V8 XF without the supercharger and the Halfords R seats and badges/bodykit, say 350bhp and super wafty and smooth. I looked at the XE last month but it's just too small (and V6 is only available in S) but the XF would be about perfect.

philmots

4,631 posts

260 months

Wednesday 20th January 2016
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Must admit, I'd still have the 380hp Supercharged V6, at least till a new XFR is out.