The New Landrover Discovery...Ugly?

The New Landrover Discovery...Ugly?

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popeyewhite

19,867 posts

120 months

Tuesday 11th April 2017
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SWoll said:
Anyone else or just me?
You're right - not much difference.

Crumpet

3,894 posts

180 months

Tuesday 11th April 2017
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Even if you ignore the exterior styling (which to be honest I don't mind) there are quite a few terrible mistakes elsewhere with simple design elements.

The rear seats are far too low and provide zero support for the thighs - I was genuinely shocked how bad they were when I sat in them.

The arm-rests on the front seats have the pivot point far too low such that they're utterly useless. As a result you end up using the centre cubby box as an armrest instead. Very poor design in my opinion.

The 'event platform' is utterly useless.

The boot lid is a pain in the arse in multi storey car parks with the spoiler rising quite high.


Despite all that I suspect a D5 will end up being my next car as the Q7 is even uglier and the XC90 only comes in a 2.0 litre diesel. And none of them are anywhere near as capable off road.


Cold

15,246 posts

90 months

Tuesday 11th April 2017
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Strange how Land Rovers are a popular talking point on PH despite endless claims of no one actually liking or wanting one. Things like XC90s, Land Cruisers or Shoguns don't ever seem to generate so much interest on here.

acer12

961 posts

174 months

Tuesday 11th April 2017
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Pintofbest said:
there is something about that huge rear quarter panel that is screaming minivan to me, cant find an exact picture of the car in my head, here is something close



Hoofy

76,354 posts

282 months

Tuesday 11th April 2017
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acer12 said:
there is something about that huge rear quarter panel that is screaming minivan to me, cant find an exact picture of the car in my head, here is something close
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I'm afraid most 4x4s come across as MPVs these days, which is coincidentally how most "S"UVs live their lives.

Mind you, it's quite a tricky design challenge to make something not either look like an MPV on stilts or a lardy estate on stilts.

Edited by Hoofy on Tuesday 11th April 14:27

Ransoman

884 posts

90 months

Tuesday 11th April 2017
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I like it but I mourn the loss of the split folding tailgate. I loved laying out all my tools in the boot and sitting on the lower gate while working on my Alfa and using the upper part as a rain shield.

FiF

44,073 posts

251 months

Tuesday 11th April 2017
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Cold said:
Strange how Land Rovers are a popular talking point on PH despite endless claims of no one actually liking or wanting one. Things like XC90s, Land Cruisers or Shoguns don't ever seem to generate so much interest on here.
I'm afraid Clarkson summed it up on the Grand Tour, Bentayga, F-Pace, FF Range Rover group test. "If you want to buy a large luxury off roader, you buy a (full fat) Range Rover, the end, move on."


cj2013

1,366 posts

126 months

Tuesday 11th April 2017
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I like it idea


In a world where every manufacturer is copying and pasting each other's designs like a chinese knockoff merchant, shouldn't we embrace a bit of design eccentricity?


Who knows, it might look 'normal' in a few years, by the time other marques have ripped it off

Rovnumpty

128 posts

99 months

Wednesday 12th April 2017
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Noticed one on the road yesterday for the first time.

'noticed' as I've probably saw quite a few, but as all LR products now look basically the same, l'll have ignored it as another evoque/disco sport/rr sport.

Front end looks ok, if you like the standard LR thing, but from the B pillar back, it looks like it has elephantitis and bloody ugly.

Think LR maybe need to get the photocopier looked at as the 'enlarge' function only seems to work for half the drawings, the lurches into 'catoonise'. Maybe speak to Audi about borrowing theirs.

MaxA

238 posts

144 months

Wednesday 12th April 2017
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I haven't seen one but my old father is almost as disappointed as this thread would appear to be about the D5.

And he's an old boy who really wants to accommodate all six of his grandchildren, drive up and down gravel or unploughed roads in winter, or swing by the airport to pick us up in one shot, and then go home and hook up the boat trailer and pull the boat up the slipway for a bit of light jet washing for a couple of hours. But possibly not all in one day.

I think he might get the new XC90, which is probably a better bet for the roady stuff, with all of its safety features. I only fear that he'll get stuck. In which case I'll have to come and get him in the old D3.

NomduJour

19,104 posts

259 months

Wednesday 12th April 2017
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An XC90 is very much an estate car with platform shoes.

FiF

44,073 posts

251 months

Thursday 13th April 2017
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Maybe not the thread but let's face it the Land Rover had to be renamed Defender because people were confused with the number of models. Now it's rather sad, IMHO, that they have to point out styling cues in order to help distinguish one model from another, now that Range Rover and Discovery are brands rather than models. What will they rename the (full fat) Range Rover, or maybe they think they have with SV Autobiography Dynamic. Almost as clumsy as the Mazda Friendee Bongo Econowagon Spear Fisher.

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 13th April 2017
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FiF said:
Cold said:
Strange how Land Rovers are a popular talking point on PH despite endless claims of no one actually liking or wanting one. Things like XC90s, Land Cruisers or Shoguns don't ever seem to generate so much interest on here.
I'm afraid Clarkson summed it up on the Grand Tour, Bentayga, F-Pace, FF Range Rover group test. "If you want to buy a large luxury off roader, you buy a (full fat) Range Rover, the end, move on."
Only problem is that the FFRR is nearly double the price of a Discovery.

Richard-390a0

2,257 posts

91 months

Thursday 13th April 2017
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It looks horrendous from the rear three quarter angle. The way the rear wings have to curve around to meet the tailgate makes it look like the tailgate is a foot narrower than it should've been & they've had to fold rear wings in to meet it!. hurl

MarshPhantom

9,658 posts

137 months

Tuesday 25th April 2017
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Well hello.

Codswallop

5,250 posts

194 months

Tuesday 25th April 2017
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^^ That looks so tall, narrow, and generally ungainly yuck

1878

821 posts

163 months

Tuesday 25th April 2017
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Saw my first real-life one this evening. It was in WAG White and the rear managed to look both narrow and bloated/dumpy. Quite an achievement.

anonymous-user

54 months

Tuesday 25th April 2017
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You know how they say that beauty is symmetrical?

Exactly.

Huff

3,152 posts

191 months

Tuesday 25th April 2017
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Ghastly ill-proportioned lumpen hideosity - laugh-out-loud poor and JLR' s 'Ford Scorpio' moment, I hope.

popeyewhite

19,867 posts

120 months

Tuesday 25th April 2017
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Jesus that is awful.