Police pull over 'two abrest' cyclists - argument ensues

Police pull over 'two abrest' cyclists - argument ensues

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glasgow mega snake

1,853 posts

84 months

Wednesday 24th May 2017
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hyphen said:
'Some' cyclists are incredibly selfish people. Often in rush hour on 40mph and faster 2 lane roads, with no cycle lane, there appears one slow lycra clad cyclist. The presence of whom means hundreds of cars in lane 1 slow down to a crawl whilst each in turn indicates and awaits an opportunity to get into lane 2 to overtake this individual.

Each to their own, but personally I would be embarrassed to be that cyclist.

Note I said 'some', due to the fact it tends to be one idiot on his own.
so why is this selfish behaviour? because the solution is to say that cyclists mustn't used that road, because car drivers want to and they're more important. which is selfish.

WinstonWolf

72,857 posts

239 months

Wednesday 24th May 2017
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cb1965 said:
WinstonWolf said:
Why bother being polite with idiots? He's obviously not got a fking clue about basic physics...
He has a first class honours degree in Applied Maths and Physics so yes obviously clueless. Now f**k off you nauseous tt!

Edited to remove outright hostility, as pointed out below it was a bit harsh even if it was only aimed at you!

Edited by cb1965 on Wednesday 24th May 14:42
And that's why you're a poor driver, you can't contain your temper. If you're this bad on a forum I'd hate to think how you are when you're in a tin box.

Brave clap

WinstonWolf

72,857 posts

239 months

Wednesday 24th May 2017
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julian64 said:
WinstonWolf said:
rofl remind me again which one of us is an advanced driver, advanced motorcyclist and used to drive 50K miles per year for over a decade.

Hint, it's neither of you rofl
Ohhhh, suddenly realised why you are advocating 'advanced driver training'. Cos you want someone to question you about it so you could let us all know your credentials. Couldn't wait any longer could you hehe

I think you are amply demonstrating why your credentials make absolutely no difference to a car insurance company. Because for every person who does the advanced driver training and learns something, there is at least one of you to balance things hehe

This thread is reaching legend status. smile
I'm only advocating it in your case as you seem to struggle with even the most basic of overtakes.

Under £300 on a Griff, the insurance companies seem to accept that statistically I'm a better driver than you...

Olf

11,974 posts

218 months

Wednesday 24th May 2017
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Can I just say I have a first class honours degree in cycling and a PhD in Driving. Queue up to blow me.

DoubleD

22,154 posts

108 months

Wednesday 24th May 2017
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Ive got a 25 meter swimming badge and i once rescued a drowning brick.

mp3manager

4,254 posts

196 months

Wednesday 24th May 2017
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I did that wearing pyjamas.

WinstonWolf

72,857 posts

239 months

Wednesday 24th May 2017
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But did you make a float out of them?

julian64

14,317 posts

254 months

Wednesday 24th May 2017
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WinstonWolf said:
julian64 said:
WinstonWolf said:
rofl remind me again which one of us is an advanced driver, advanced motorcyclist and used to drive 50K miles per year for over a decade.

Hint, it's neither of you rofl
Ohhhh, suddenly realised why you are advocating 'advanced driver training'. Cos you want someone to question you about it so you could let us all know your credentials. Couldn't wait any longer could you hehe

I think you are amply demonstrating why your credentials make absolutely no difference to a car insurance company. Because for every person who does the advanced driver training and learns something, there is at least one of you to balance things hehe

This thread is reaching legend status. smile
I'm only advocating it in your case as you seem to struggle with even the most basic of overtakes.

Under £300 on a Griff, the insurance companies seem to accept that statistically I'm a better driver than you...
hehe nice car BTW

IroningMan

10,154 posts

246 months

Wednesday 24th May 2017
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Rawwr said:
Why do people keep prefixed 'cyclist' with 'lycra clad'? Can't we just assume it's a given?

It's weird.
We've had this before. It's usually something to do with repressed sexuality issues.

popeyewhite

19,805 posts

120 months

Wednesday 24th May 2017
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IroningMan said:
We've had this before. It's usually something to do with repressed sexuality issues.
Do tell???

WinstonWolf

72,857 posts

239 months

Wednesday 24th May 2017
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julian64 said:
WinstonWolf said:
julian64 said:
WinstonWolf said:
rofl remind me again which one of us is an advanced driver, advanced motorcyclist and used to drive 50K miles per year for over a decade.

Hint, it's neither of you rofl
Ohhhh, suddenly realised why you are advocating 'advanced driver training'. Cos you want someone to question you about it so you could let us all know your credentials. Couldn't wait any longer could you hehe

I think you are amply demonstrating why your credentials make absolutely no difference to a car insurance company. Because for every person who does the advanced driver training and learns something, there is at least one of you to balance things hehe

This thread is reaching legend status. smile
I'm only advocating it in your case as you seem to struggle with even the most basic of overtakes.

Under £300 on a Griff, the insurance companies seem to accept that statistically I'm a better driver than you...
hehe nice car BTW
beer now let hostilities recommence smile

DoubleD

22,154 posts

108 months

Wednesday 24th May 2017
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popeyewhite said:
IroningMan said:
We've had this before. It's usually something to do with repressed sexuality issues.
Do tell???
You wear lycra because you have repressed sexuality issues?!

venquessa

153 posts

83 months

Wednesday 24th May 2017
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Rawwr said:
Why do people keep prefixed 'cyclist' with 'lycra clad'? Can't we just assume it's a given?

It's weird.
When I was growing up the only people who wore lycra where professional cyclists. Everyone else just wore normal cloths or tracksuits, shorts, t-shirt etc.

These days it's everyone who even looks at two wheels thinks they can't ride a bike without putting on some bizarre gimp outfit.

I understand why the lycra, but 90% of the benefits will not be experienced by your average cyclist.

glasgow mega snake

1,853 posts

84 months

Wednesday 24th May 2017
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lycra reduces wind resistance. personally i wear it so i hold car drivers up less, because it helps me maintain a higher speed.

SteveSteveson

3,209 posts

163 months

Wednesday 24th May 2017
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venquessa said:
When I was growing up the only people who wore lycra where professional cyclists. Everyone else just wore normal cloths or tracksuits, shorts, t-shirt etc.
The irony of calling a tracksuit normal clothes...

I'm not a fast cyclist, with an average speed of 15odd mph on my commute, but the difference between when I wear baggy MTB stuff and more tight fitting is noticeable, both in gps measured speed and in subjective comfort. Less rubbing and better cooling. Unless I have run out of stuff I keep the MTB stuff for the days I cycle to the station or going off road where my speed is lower.

Edited by SteveSteveson on Wednesday 24th May 22:21

yellowjack

17,075 posts

166 months

Wednesday 24th May 2017
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venquessa said:
When I was growing up the only people who wore lycra where professional cyclists. Everyone else just wore normal cloths or tracksuits, shorts, t-shirt etc.

These days it's everyone who even looks at two wheels thinks they can't ride a bike without putting on some bizarre gimp outfit.

I understand why the lycra, but 90% of the benefits will not be experienced by your average cyclist.
So what would you suggest I wear then? Tweed? A nice Aran sweater? Rigger boots and a hoodie? Maybe a three-piece suit with a nice shirt and tie?

Or perhaps I could interest you in a large portion of my latest dish? It's called "fk off and mind your own business"... tongue out

DoubleD

22,154 posts

108 months

Wednesday 24th May 2017
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Yeah, who cares if you make others feel sick.

mp3manager

4,254 posts

196 months

Wednesday 24th May 2017
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glasgow mega snake said:
lycra reduces wind resistance. personally i wear it so i hold car drivers up less, because it helps me maintain a higher speed.
With that username, I think you do it to attract other men. wavey



IroningMan

10,154 posts

246 months

Wednesday 24th May 2017
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DoubleD said:
popeyewhite said:
IroningMan said:
We've had this before. It's usually something to do with repressed sexuality issues.
Do tell???
You wear lycra because you have repressed sexuality issues?!
How do you know he wears lycra?

Rawwr

22,722 posts

234 months

Wednesday 24th May 2017
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DoubleD said:
Yeah, who cares if you make others feel sick.
Nothing wrong with a nice bit of arse.