The BAD PARKING thread [vol4]

[nonsequitur]

Sticks. said:

Can't even count.

[The Vambo]

kuro said:

Someone's Q7 parked up outside a premier Inn in Colchester. It was left like this all night.

I've heard of a boss eye buy how do you get a squint on your ear?

[Mr-B]

kuro said:

Someone's Q7 parked up outside a premier Inn in Colchester. It was left like this all night.

Spunking so much money on the lease can only afford a Premier Inn room.

[james_tigerwoods]

Can't imagine why parking on the corner like that could be a bad idea. I even watched her get out, move the car forward a bit and then leave. There are often a good number of vans that come round that corner too - I've seen a few struggle already... The dent in the tailgate is of no real surprise



Oh and that space up on the left was there as she parked up too...

[Greg the Fish]

MartG said:

Seaford?

[illmonkey]

Greg the Fish said:

MartG said:

Seaford?

Yes it’s the sea.But it’s not a ford, it’s a swift.

[MartG]

Greg the Fish said:

MartG said:

Seaford?

Rossall

[nonsequitur]

illmonkey said:

Greg the Fish said:

MartG said:

Seaford?

Yes it’s the sea.But it’s not a ford, it’s a swift.

[nonsequitur]

MartG said:

Greg the Fish said:

MartG said:

Seaford?

Rossall

No need to be rude.

[Saleen836]

james_tigerwoods said:

Can't imagine why parking on the corner like that could be a bad idea. I even watched her get out, move the car forward a bit and then leave. There are often a good number of vans that come round that corner too - I've seen a few struggle already... The dent in the tailgate is of no real surprise



Oh and that space up on the left was there as she parked up too...

Going to guess she lives in one of the first 2 houses to the right?

[MartG]

Same car as in a previous post, same location ( a bit further down the same road ), also at school finishing time...

[Muddle238]

nonsequitur said:

kuro said:

Someone's Q7 parked up outside a premier Inn in Colchester. It was left like this all night.

The plate says it all.

I was going to say the same but you beat me to it.

[Escort3500]

[james_tigerwoods]

Saleen836 said:

james_tigerwoods said:

Can't imagine why parking on the corner like that could be a bad idea. I even watched her get out, move the car forward a bit and then leave. There are often a good number of vans that come round that corner too - I've seen a few struggle already... The dent in the tailgate is of no real surprise



Oh and that space up on the left was there as she parked up too...

Going to guess she lives in one of the first 2 houses to the right?

No - I saw her in a blue polo shirt of sorts (and more make up on her face than can be found at 3 counters of No7 at a Boots) and I think it's a BetFred uniform.

Weirdly enough, this isn't the first time I've seen her park there and I've seen a van struggle to get round too...

[Greg the Fish]

Escort3500 said:

Must have been diesel on the road. Or driving like a f*****g t**t. One of the two. Probably the latter.

[yellowjack]

Ocean-going bad parking!

When bad parking can lead to a serious dispute...

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/01/15/ferry-...

Knob-head media luvvie (Stuart Cain, a video production company director) parks his 12ft long 3-seat RIB "to get fish and chips".

Knob-head ferry "captain" (Oliver Jarvis. 35-year-old ferry master) returns to tie up and offload passengers from the 50ft 118 tonne Maid Of Poole, and loses patience with the selfish tit in the RIB, ramming him out of the way.

Result? A court case (no doubt costing public money) to decide whether Jarvis is guilty of "causing damage to a ship and operating a vessel in a way that could cause injury or destruction".

They sound like a right pair of charmers, imho...


To sum it up...

'Company director attempts to dominate parking space in Poole Harbour. Finds himself vastly outgunned. Domination attempt fails!'

Typical wally behaviour of the "I'll only be 5 minutes" brigade, leading to handbags at dawn...

[Greg the Fish]

oh that's funny!

Cain is one of my parents' neighbours.

[yellowjack]

Greg the Fish said:

oh that's funny!

Cain is one of my parents' neighbours.

Apologies if he's neither a luvvie, nor a knob-head then. But in my defence, all I had to base my opinion on was the one short article...

[Greg the Fish]

yellowjack said:

Apologies if he's neither a luvvie, nor a knob-head then. But in my defence, all I had to base my opinion on was the one short article...

Not sure about luvvie but the other bit..............

[DoubleD]

Why does this thread keep getting pictures of crashed cars?