The BAD PARKING thread [vol4]

[MartG]

[RazerSauber]

MartG said:

MC must stand for Massive C**t..

[speedking31]

carlove said:

This woman had decided to stop next to a huge space to go to one of the houses, then gave me a dirty look because I'd decided to use the road, then she made a complete meal of getting her massive car into said space so I could get past.

Looks like you could almost have driven into the space, past her, and out the other end

[aazer89]

RazerSauber said:

MartG said:

MC must stand for Massive C**t..

Dont be silly! it actually stands for My Captur ... who doesnt know that!

[jamei303]

[Frimley111R]

nonsequitur said:

WarrenB said:

DickyC said:

At long last they've fixed the parking at Chievely Services. It's now bigger with a revised layout and fresh markings. Marvellous.

I always wonder with people who park like that whether they drive into the space, open their door and because they can't see the line they think they've done a proper job at parking. Obviously too thick to realise they've done the complete opposite.

No, just knobs Wazza.

I know its bad parking but with barely another car anywhere near them it's really no issue.

[FoxtrotOscar1]

I understand it all comes down to cost but in certain areas I.e that yellow hatched area outside the cinema with a X5 parked in it, why don't the owners of the space / grounds put a collapsible bollard in? They cost about £50 and can be installed by the company doing the groundwork in the 1st place.

Would save a lot hassle and make Mr Important find a normal persons space.

[Zetec-S]

FoxtrotOscar1 said:

I understand it all comes down to cost but in certain areas I.e that yellow hatched area outside the cinema with a X5 parked in it, why don't the owners of the space / grounds put a collapsible bollard in? They cost about £50 and can be installed by the company doing the groundwork in the 1st place.

Would save a lot hassle and make Mr Important find a normal persons space.

I'd guess because the owners of the car park don't really care.

[Vipers]

aazer89 said:

RazerSauber said:

MartG said:

MC must stand for Massive C**t..

Dont be silly! it actually stands for My Captur ... who doesnt know that!

I recall a woman parked in a wide space marked MC, when her husband asked why she had parked there, she said she thought it for Mother and Child..................... doh.....

[nonsequitur]

Frimley111R said:

I know its bad parking but with barely another car anywhere near them it's really no issue.

Maybe. But I'm willing to put money on the fact that the driver would park like that if they were the last two spaces.

[speedking31]

FoxtrotOscar1 said:

I understand it all comes down to cost but in certain areas I.e that yellow hatched area outside the cinema with a X5 parked in it, why don't the owners of the space / grounds put a collapsible bollard in?

Because when the car park is empty you have a post sticking up in the middle which is not safe.

[AMVSVNick]

It’s been parked on the double yellows for the last two days but he clearly thinks that now the disabled spot has become available that’s more acceptable. Number plate also reads “Drive it like you stole it” What a complete and utter c*nt!!

[Mandalore]

AMVSVNick said:

It’s been parked on the double yellows for the last two days but he clearly thinks that now the disabled spot has become available that’s more acceptable. Number plate also reads “Drive it like you stole it” What a complete and utter c*nt!!

Dobb him in to the authorities then.

[DoubleD]

Mandalore said:

AMVSVNick said:

It’s been parked on the double yellows for the last two days but he clearly thinks that now the disabled spot has become available that’s more acceptable. Number plate also reads “Drive it like you stole it” What a complete and utter c*nt!!

Dobb him in to the authorities then.

Its not his fault thought. Those dark window tints mean that he wont know where he is going.

[MartG]

[matchmaker]

[hyphen]

Mandalore said:

AMVSVNick said:

It’s been parked on the double yellows for the last two days but he clearly thinks that now the disabled spot has become available that’s more acceptable. Number plate also reads “Drive it like you stole it” What a complete and utter c*nt!!

Dobb him in to the authorities then.

If parked on double yellows, and now a disabled spot. Surely has a legit/or access to, a blue badge?

[ambuletz]

matchmaker said:

Did they actually park there and go into tesco to shop though? Whilst I think it's a stupid place to position your car, i can slightly forgive them if they placed their car there to load in items. especially as it appears to be raining.

[WarrenB]

ambuletz said:

Did they actually park there and go into tesco to shop though? Whilst I think it's a stupid place to position your car, i can slightly forgive them if they placed their car there to load in items. especially as it appears to be raining.

If it's a few bags of sprouts and bread and the like, absolute knob end.

If it's a fridge freezer, fair doo's. Ish.

[jamei303]

WarrenB said:

If it's a fridge freezer, fair doo's. Ish.

Rubbish, it's on a zebra. There is space either side to park like slightly less of a tt.