The BAD PARKING thread [vol4]

The BAD PARKING thread [vol4]

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vikingaero

10,303 posts

169 months

Thursday 30th March 2023
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JimbobVFR said:
Busy main road (Skipton Road in Harrogate)
A mum with a toddler in a pushchair chose to stop, carry the toddler and folded pushchair past the car rather than risk the road. Just pure selfish entitlement that's enough to make me want to key the car (I didn't and wouldn't BTW but the urge was there)
I remember seeing a car parked on a narrow pavement AND on zig zags to a pelican crossing with hazard lights on. There were several people with pushchairs queuing next to it. When I got closer I could see that someone the person had parked there to visit the GP surgery and there was so little room between the car and the surgery door that none of the pushchairs could get in!

Deranged Rover

3,359 posts

74 months

Thursday 30th March 2023
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JimbobVFR said:
Busy main road (Skipton Road in Harrogate)
A mum with a toddler in a pushchair chose to stop, carry the toddler and folded pushchair past the car rather than risk the road. Just pure selfish entitlement that's enough to make me want to key the car (I didn't and wouldn't BTW but the urge was there)
Frankly, I'd have been tempted to knock on the door of the house and politely asked them to move it, or if they'd mind stepping into the road and stopping the traffic whilst the lady and pushchair walked round it.

5s Alive

1,819 posts

34 months

Thursday 30th March 2023
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Deranged Rover said:
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, or if they'd mind stepping into the road and stopping the traffic whilst the lady and pushchair walked round it.
Outstanding suggestion. You could probably sell tickets for that one. smile

rfsteel

711 posts

170 months

Thursday 30th March 2023
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Surely they noticed their mistake as soon as they opened the door ?

Gweeds

7,954 posts

52 months

Thursday 30th March 2023
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JimbobVFR said:
Busy main road (Skipton Road in Harrogate)
A mum with a toddler in a pushchair chose to stop, carry the toddler and folded pushchair past the car rather than risk the road. Just pure selfish entitlement that's enough to make me want to key the car (I didn't and wouldn't BTW but the urge was there)
When I’m King of the World it will be legal to take a hammer to the mirrors of cars parked like this. And every panel on the offending side.

vincegail

2,463 posts

155 months

Thursday 30th March 2023
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Post reported for spam, and not in the funny Monty Python way.

Jimmy No Hands

5,011 posts

156 months

Thursday 30th March 2023
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rfsteel said:


Surely they noticed their mistake as soon as they opened the door ?
Not defending this, but in that scenario I'd always straddle the hatches a tiny bit to just give me a little extra space from the unwashed pinging open their doors. But that might be a tiny bit excessive.

JonnyWhitters

754 posts

82 months

Thursday 30th March 2023
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alvisinparker890 said:
AI generated drivel that I’m happy to spam a good site with.
Don’t let the door hit you where the good lord split you on the way out

nessiemac

1,546 posts

241 months

Friday 31st March 2023
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Didn't know wether to put this in here or st driving thread but.......













There is a video but it's a FB link...

https://fb.watch/jCyb4fDAtp/

Jonmx

2,543 posts

213 months

Friday 31st March 2023
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boyse7en said:
Vipers said:
thetapeworm said:
Why not reverse out?, oh silly me, some can’t manage that.
If it drove in, it can reverse back out!
But, having lived in the West Country all of my life, I can affirm that a worryingly high proportion of tourists don't know how to reverse their cars at all.
I have, on several occasions, had to reverse a hapless driver's car back to the closest passing point so that we can both continue our journeys.
I had a holiday cottage in Mid Devon I let out for several years. I had a guest from London call me from the top of the lane and tell me they needed to cancel the booking as they didn't want to scratch their car on the hedges....... In the end they parked in a layby and walked down. The local tractors etc have no issues with it. The horror on the faces of grocks when they realise they need to reverse is always entertaining. Probably similar to my face when I'm negotiating London to be fair.

SistersofPercy

3,355 posts

166 months

Friday 31st March 2023
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nessiemac said:
Didn't know wether to put this in here or st driving thread but.......













There is a video but it's a FB link...

https://fb.watch/jCyb4fDAtp/
He absolutely hit 88mph and thats Twin Pines Mall biggrin

vikingaero

10,303 posts

169 months

Friday 31st March 2023
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Jonmx said:
boyse7en said:
Vipers said:
thetapeworm said:
Why not reverse out?, oh silly me, some can’t manage that.
If it drove in, it can reverse back out!
But, having lived in the West Country all of my life, I can affirm that a worryingly high proportion of tourists don't know how to reverse their cars at all.
I have, on several occasions, had to reverse a hapless driver's car back to the closest passing point so that we can both continue our journeys.
I had a holiday cottage in Mid Devon I let out for several years. I had a guest from London call me from the top of the lane and tell me they needed to cancel the booking as they didn't want to scratch their car on the hedges....... In the end they parked in a layby and walked down. The local tractors etc have no issues with it. The horror on the faces of grocks when they realise they need to reverse is always entertaining. Probably similar to my face when I'm negotiating London to be fair.
With all due respect, if you met Mrs V. on a single lane road, it would be quicker for you to reverse 1 mile to the nearest passing spot than it would be for her to reverse 10m! biggrin She even times her shopping days so that she can drive to a town centre and drive into empty parking spaces and be facing forwards.

Castrol for a knave

4,666 posts

91 months

Friday 31st March 2023
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vikingaero said:
Jonmx said:
boyse7en said:
Vipers said:
thetapeworm said:
Why not reverse out?, oh silly me, some can’t manage that.
If it drove in, it can reverse back out!
But, having lived in the West Country all of my life, I can affirm that a worryingly high proportion of tourists don't know how to reverse their cars at all.
I have, on several occasions, had to reverse a hapless driver's car back to the closest passing point so that we can both continue our journeys.
I had a holiday cottage in Mid Devon I let out for several years. I had a guest from London call me from the top of the lane and tell me they needed to cancel the booking as they didn't want to scratch their car on the hedges....... In the end they parked in a layby and walked down. The local tractors etc have no issues with it. The horror on the faces of grocks when they realise they need to reverse is always entertaining. Probably similar to my face when I'm negotiating London to be fair.
With all due respect, if you met Mrs V. on a single lane road, it would be quicker for you to reverse 1 mile to the nearest passing spot than it would be for her to reverse 10m! biggrin She even times her shopping days so that she can drive to a town centre and drive into empty parking spaces and be facing forwards.
Ha ha.

We have a local wo drives a FFRR and is utterly incapable of moving more than 18 inches in reverse. We live on a single track road and this can be interesting when she meets one of the farmers towing the muck or bailing trailer.

It is not unknown for said farmer to get in and reverse it for her, no doubt leaving a bum shaped mud patch on the cream doe skin interior.

kowalski655

14,632 posts

143 months

Friday 31st March 2023
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Gweeds

7,954 posts

52 months

Friday 31st March 2023
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I watched a woman pull up to a petrol pump yesterday. Busy station. Got out. Locked the car and went in with shopping bags. As I was paying she got back in and drove off. Didn’t get any fuel. Just used it to park. There are around 25 spaces behind the garage, no more than a 20 metre walk.

anonymous-user

54 months

Friday 31st March 2023
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kowalski655 said:
The four rings of entitlement….

BananaFama

4,404 posts

79 months

Friday 31st March 2023
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That Merc ^^^ looks to be travelling about 3 times too fast and I can't contemplate what would have happened if there was people using that gym .

The driver will be fined £30 and given a 5 minute sentence suspended for 3 years . rolleyes

21st Century Man

40,854 posts

248 months

Friday 31st March 2023
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Gweeds said:
I watched a woman pull up to a petrol pump yesterday. Busy station. Got out. Locked the car and went in with shopping bags. As I was paying she got back in and drove off. Didn’t get any fuel. Just used it to park. There are around 25 spaces behind the garage, no more than a 20 metre walk.
Had this the other day, the only 99 pump and a "shopper" not a "fueler" was parked at it. It doesn't register as a problem or even remotely unacceptable for some, as if it's what you're supposed to do.

Nickbrapp

5,277 posts

130 months

Friday 31st March 2023
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WarrenB

2,396 posts

118 months

Friday 31st March 2023
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Gweeds said:
I watched a woman pull up to a petrol pump yesterday. Busy station. Got out. Locked the car and went in with shopping bags. As I was paying she got back in and drove off. Didn’t get any fuel. Just used it to park. There are around 25 spaces behind the garage, no more than a 20 metre walk.
I've seen that at a busy petrol station. Badly parked blocking one pump, but far enough away from it to make it difficult for anyone to use the pump at the other side. She went in to the Subway attached to the petrol station and went back to eat it in her car, still blocking the pump. All the while there were free spaces infront of the building.

Not sure how empty their head has to be to not realise how much of a dick they're being.

Petrol station for reference - https://goo.gl/maps/PyuKDPANzkMKW3fi6