RE: North Coast 500 by Maserati Levante

RE: North Coast 500 by Maserati Levante

Monday 26th June 2017

North Coast 500 by Maserati Levante

PH takes on perhaps the most off-roading a Levante will ever do...



Thursday afternoon - 5pm to be precise - is typically an uneventful time of day, but Scotland was calling my name on a Thursday recently, and I listened with intent. An invitation to drive the Maserati Levante around the North Coast 500 had arrived and, luckily for me, I was the only one available. It would my first time in Scotland and, if others are to be believed, absolutely worth the effort.

I was trailing a bit behind the rest of the group as I landed at Inverness at around 9pm (I flew rather than drove up), where I was greeted by a Levante Diesel in Blu Emozione which, in my opinion, is the best colour; the 21-inch Anteo wheels are rather nice too. Surely that would be absolutely no off-piste adventures though? More on that later. Arriving later also meant my first leg of the NC500, up to Wick, was in total darkness. It doesn't matter how good the Levante's bi-xenon super duper headlights are, the darkness of the Scottish Highlands, combined with an ocean you can hear but not see, is enough encouragement to take it a little easy. Luckily, 'our' car came with the optional Bowers & Wilkins sound system (£3,460), which was very good company indeed.


Dawn (diesel) chorus
The crack of dawn soon followed and we were up and ready to see some of the famed scenery, and hopefully get a bit of a wiggle on to see what this 'sporty' 4x4 can do. John O'Groats was our first port of call, where the roads were mostly open and flat, with sufficient visibility to make any overtakes simple. Having said that, the 3.0 diesel does feel a little breathless at speed, which should come as no surprise from a car that weighs 2,205kg.

Another party piece of the Levante is it's near perfect weight distribution. And on these reasonably wide and open roads - on this part of the route, at least - it can really roll up its sleeves and be fairly good fun! Venturing on from a very windy and slightly snowy John O'Groats (featuring a mad person out running in shorts) we stumbled across some big, hairy... sand dunes. Hidden behind them a white sandy beach which wouldn't have looked out of place in the Seychelles. So we did what any normal person would do and took the car down there. This was effectively like a green lane and the Levante bumped over it all nicely. The grassy sand highlighted a bit of an issue though. This being that the parking sensors are annoyingly over sensitive and tend to shout at you from what feels like miles away, emphasized again when sticking two feet out of a parking bay...


Our next stint would take us through Tongue and Durness, then South to Lochinver. The absolutely breathtaking scenery in this part of the world posed a bit of a problem, though, but it was a rather nice problem to have; the 160-mile journey would have normally taken around five hours, but such is the way when you're being a bit of a tourist it took us more than seven. We were stopping every 10 minutes because we'd found an even more impressive area to photograph in the constantly changing landscape, and attempted to make the not-so-beautiful Levante look a little more pretty against a picturesque backdrop... The looks are actually growing on me, kind of like a four-wheeled Pug; so ugly that it eventually does a full U-turn.

Travelling on through Durness was my first encounter of their single track system with passing places dotted along the road. Interesting. Blind coastal corners being particularly interesting. It was here that the car's generous dimensions made themselves crystal clear and somewhat less welcome! Travelling at any more than 30mph in some sections was asking for trouble. Luckily, the Scottish Highlands are very sparsely populated. When heading through Scourie those beautiful two-lane roads returned and my wincing alleviated - the Levante is not the ideal car for small, single track roads! We were even advised to avoid the usual NC500 route into Lochinver on the B869, through Drumbeg, as it was apparently impassable in these cars! I shan't argue with that. Nonetheless, the Levante powered its way across the coastline and provided us with a comfy, relaxing ride and respectable amount of fun for a car of this size.


Off-road adventure
With day two done and dusted, I was determined to get the Levante off-road. Therefore, on the way down to Ullapool, we spotted an uphill forest track which looked pretty fun. It was, after all, very capable in the snow, so a little bit of mud and rock should have posed no problem at all... And you know what? It was genuinely impressive! The Levante's Active Air Suspension allows five ride heights which is, to be honest, excessive, but giving 40mm of extra ground clearance in Off-Road 2 mode allowed the car to glide over pointy rocks without tearing bumpers off. Which was nice. This little track soon turned into a rather steep and rocky incline, but the Q4 system handled the slippery conditions well; watching the power being transferred to wheels with grip was very satisfying while poking my head out the window, trying to dodge rocks. It actually left me wanting a little off-roader!

We left the rocky track unscathed to finish our final part of the journey; we had an option to cut out Applecross and head straight back to Inverness along the A832 to make sure we make our flight that evening. But that would be boring and I like a challenge! When I first saw yet more single track roads, this time combined with rain and a sign which read 'ROAD IMPASSABLE IN BAD WEATHER', I'll admit I thought it looked like a misjudgement... I am so glad we did it though. Heading up the thin track I felt like Frodo traversing Mount Doom in Mordor, except sitting in a heated leather seat. When we arrived at the top the views were incredible, but were now left with the descent back down the other side, and when a BMW X5 pops round a blind corner a little too quickly, you soon wish you had a little more stopping power. And some new trousers.


Having left Mount Doom, we were greeted by fast, sweeping A-roads, where the Levante is most definitely more at home. At higher speeds it hunkers down into Aero 2 mode, dropping the ride 35mm compared to Normal mode, which really makes it feel planted. There was time to ponder the Levante's qualities on these less demanding roads too. It's comfortable, reasonably brisk when required, quiet (bar some ever so slightly squeaky seats and an intermittent dash rattle) and capable off road. It took the journey in its stride and proved very impressive in many situations; most importantly, it got us to the airport on time. It's far too cold in Scotland anyway.


MASERATI LEVANTE
Engine:
2,987cc, V6 diesel
Transmission: 8-speed automatic, all-wheel drive
Power (hp): 275@4,000rpm
Torque (lb ft): 443@2,000-6,000rpm
0-62mph: 6.9sec
Top speed: 143mph
Weight: 2,205kg
MPG: 39.2 (NEDC combined)
CO2: 189g/km (combined)
Price: £56,250

 

 

 

 

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spodrod

Original Poster:

224 posts

150 months

Monday 26th June 2017
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Loves an exclamation mark

nicfaz

432 posts

230 months

Monday 26th June 2017
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Certainly does, in any future articles you have an absolute limit of one exclamation mark to use. No more.

PhantomPH

4,043 posts

225 months

Monday 26th June 2017
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I've now seen a couple of these in the metal and I have to say I find them dog ugly. Such a shame. Mind you - all I can see when I look at it, is the Lexus effort which looks pretty much identical.

I am a huge fan of a Mazzer (would have a GranTurismo MC Stradale in a heartbeat if I could stomach the depreciation) but I think with this thing they have lashed it to death with the ugly stick. frown

I only mention this as (in the spirit of the headline of this article) if most are boulevard cruisers, the looks are what counts more than most other things...and it fails for me on this point.

Ares

11,000 posts

120 months

Monday 26th June 2017
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Pal has just picked up an almost exact same car.

It's lovely and in the flesh does fit the brand. Every first new SUV launched comes with it a tirade of abuse and 'selling out' whinges, but these stock cars pay for the exotic ones, and the Levante looks and drives very well for it's class, and for it's price point.

Yes the 430bhp V6 would be nice, a V8 even nicer, but even without, the Levante is a compelling proposition. He's comes from a 535d (and an E92 M3 beforehand) and loves it.

matchmaker

8,490 posts

200 months

Monday 26th June 2017
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Snow? When the hell did you do this journey?

wack

2,103 posts

206 months

Monday 26th June 2017
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Aberdeen had a foot of snow in april, I was up by loch ness at the beginning of april and it snowed

Atmospheric

5,305 posts

208 months

Monday 26th June 2017
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A diesel, Maserati SUV?

Pass

Guvernator

13,156 posts

165 months

Monday 26th June 2017
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I know some people on here get livid at the idea but I was actually quite taken by the thought of Maserati making an SUV. I thought if anyone could inject a bit of Italian style and flair into the usually staid SUV sector it would be them. Unfortunately I was VERY wrong, dear oh dear what an absolute dogs dinner the Levante is, I don't think they could have made an uglier SUV if they tried!

They need to shoot the designers, get a new team in and get this face-lifted ASAP if not sooner.

Ares

11,000 posts

120 months

Monday 26th June 2017
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Guvernator said:
I know some people on here get livid at the idea but I was actually quite taken by the thought of Maserati making an SUV. I thought if anyone could inject a bit of Italian style and flair into the usually staid SUV sector it would be them. Unfortunately I was VERY wrong, dear oh dear what an absolute dogs dinner the Levante is, I don't think they could have made an uglier SUV if they tried!

They need to shoot the designers, get a new team in and get this face-lifted ASAP if not sooner.
Did you drive it? Or just hate it from a distance?

I like the looks, and it drives great. I get why some people don't think it's beautiful, but it isn't an 'absolute dogs dinner', couldn't be uglier? Bentley Benta-whatever? Audi Q2? I think it looks better than just about every SUV on the market. They have, without question in my minds eye, "injected a bit of Italian style and flair into the usually staid SUV sector".

Always a shame when people slag a car off on principle rather than actually trying it.

babatunde

736 posts

190 months

Monday 26th June 2017
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Guvernator said:
I know some people on here get livid at the idea but I was actually quite taken by the thought of Maserati making an SUV. I thought if anyone could inject a bit of Italian style and flair into the usually staid SUV sector it would be them. Unfortunately I was VERY wrong, dear oh dear what an absolute dogs dinner the Levante is, I don't think they could have made an uglier SUV if they tried!

They need to shoot the designers, get a new team in and get this face-lifted ASAP if not sooner.
Agreed, it comes across as, stick a badge on it, make it "relatively" cheap enough, we will sell 1000's

Guvernator

13,156 posts

165 months

Monday 26th June 2017
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Ares said:
Did you drive it? Or just hate it from a distance?

I like the looks, and it drives great. I get why some people don't think it's beautiful, but it isn't an 'absolute dogs dinner', couldn't be uglier? Bentley Benta-whatever? Audi Q2? I think it looks better than just about every SUV on the market. They have, without question in my minds eye, "injected a bit of Italian style and flair into the usually staid SUV sector".

Always a shame when people slag a car off on principle rather than actually trying it.
No I didn't drive it and nor did I slag it off on principle, I was actually in the market for an SUV recently so I have no prejudice against SUV's but I just couldn't get past the looks of this one. An SUV is never going to drive as well as a sports car and to be frank I don't really expect it to so it has to appeal in other ways. As a Maserati I was expecting it to set my heart a flutter like some of their other models but it just didn't. Perhaps my expectations were too high but it seems quite a few others on here agree with me so I'm not alone in thinking it doesn't appeal visually.

"Better looking than just about every SUV on the market" I think we'll just have to agree to disagree on that one. smile


Tomski8

13 posts

199 months

Monday 26th June 2017
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Would rather wait for the Levante S

Hugh Jarse

3,503 posts

205 months

Monday 26th June 2017
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Enjoyed the article.
Mystified by the negfest.

Ares

11,000 posts

120 months

Monday 26th June 2017
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Hugh Jarse said:
Enjoyed the article.
Mystified by the negfest.
Welcome to PH! wink

Ares

11,000 posts

120 months

Monday 26th June 2017
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Guvernator said:
No I didn't drive it and nor did I slag it off on principle, I was actually in the market for an SUV recently so I have no prejudice against SUV's but I just couldn't get past the looks of this one. An SUV is never going to drive as well as a sports car and to be frank I don't really expect it to so it has to appeal in other ways. As a Maserati I was expecting it to set my heart a flutter like some of their other models but it just didn't. Perhaps my expectations were too high but it seems quite a few others on here agree with me so I'm not alone in thinking it doesn't appeal visually.

"Better looking than just about every SUV on the market" I think we'll just have to agree to disagree on that one. smile
Have you at least seen it, close up, in the flesh?

Out of interest, which SUVs do you think look better?

Ares

11,000 posts

120 months

Monday 26th June 2017
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Tomski8 said:
Would rather wait for the Levante S
Unfortunately, I'm told you will have a long wait. Unless you want LHD. That is a failure.

They've allowed the little sister Alfa to have the 500bhp fire-breathing SUV.

PhantomPH

4,043 posts

225 months

Monday 26th June 2017
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Ares said:
Guvernator said:
No I didn't drive it and nor did I slag it off on principle, I was actually in the market for an SUV recently so I have no prejudice against SUV's but I just couldn't get past the looks of this one. An SUV is never going to drive as well as a sports car and to be frank I don't really expect it to so it has to appeal in other ways. As a Maserati I was expecting it to set my heart a flutter like some of their other models but it just didn't. Perhaps my expectations were too high but it seems quite a few others on here agree with me so I'm not alone in thinking it doesn't appeal visually.

"Better looking than just about every SUV on the market" I think we'll just have to agree to disagree on that one. smile
Have you at least seen it, close up, in the flesh?

Out of interest, which SUVs do you think look better?
I have and my personal opinion is it looks like st. It could drive like heaven on earth, but I still wouldn't buy one as the looks count for as much of the purchase decision as anything else. Rebel Wilson could be the most awesome girl between the sheets you've ever known, but I still would never entertain finding out...

As for your SUV list. Here goes:

RRS
FFRR
Discovery Sport
F-Pace
SQ5
Nissan Quishquash (although it's a close run thing - the new one looks better still...)
Ford Edge...

Sure I don't need to go on.

Bottom line is that looks are personal taste, but it seems you are getting defensive...and I'm guessing from your comments that is because you've bought one/ordered one.

Ares

11,000 posts

120 months

Monday 26th June 2017
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PhantomPH said:
I have and my personal opinion is it looks like st. It could drive like heaven on earth, but I still wouldn't buy one as the looks count for as much of the purchase decision as anything else. Rebel Wilson could be the most awesome girl between the sheets you've ever known, but I still would never entertain finding out...

As for your SUV list. Here goes:

RRS
FFRR
Discovery Sport
F-Pace
SQ5
Nissan Quishquash (although it's a close run thing - the new one looks better still...)
Ford Edge...

Sure I don't need to go on.

Bottom line is that looks are personal taste, but it seems you are getting defensive...and I'm guessing from your comments that is because you've bought one/ordered one.
Not defensive, genuinely intrigued as whilst looks are subjective, I'm surprised that you saw the Levante as an "Absolute Dogs Dinner" in the flesh.

On your list, The F-Pace is a looker (although, similar to the Levante IMO):






The FFRR is nice, but classic and iconic rather than a pretty car
RRS is better.
Discovery Sport doesn't work IMO. Already looks dated.
The SQ5 is just bland and germanic in my eyes.
The Edge is a generic yank tarted up with plasticy chrome
The Quashkai (sp?) is unexcitingly Japanese and needs the badge to tell what it is.

But even then, I wouldn't say any were an absolute dogs dinner. Even the Nissan.

Guvernator

13,156 posts

165 months

Monday 26th June 2017
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Like I said personally my expectations where probably set pretty high due to the badge. I guess in real terms it's just a bit ugly rather than woefully so but for a Maserati I'd still class it as a big disappointment.

PhantomPH

4,043 posts

225 months

Monday 26th June 2017
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Ares said:
But even then, I wouldn't say any were an absolute dogs dinner. Even the Nissan.
I was being a touch harsh describing the looks as st - but the reality is it looks really disappointingly 'nothing' to my eyes. It looks too long in the nose, under wheeled (unless you go for the nuts £3.7k+ wheels option...) and bland. I find that what lines do feature on the car, do little to enhance it's form and it looks like the arse has melted in the heat of our un-seasonally warm June. (see image below)

The new Lambo has come in for some stick on this forum, but that seems to have much sharper lines and a more purposeful design. The Maz is just a blob.

Their design has started to slip a few times lately. The Quattro lost some of it's taught lines for the recent version. The Ghibli is not too bad and the Granturismo is just great looking (if hilariously large on our roads!). I think I expected a little more character and purpose from a Maz SUV and it's completely lacking in either of those...to me of course!

Contrast that with the F-Face (spelling on purpose!) and the Jag has much tighter lines and design language. Something which appeals a lot more.

I could have added the new Velar to the above list. That car embraces softer lines but manages to look modern, cohesive and stylish. It won't be to everyone's taste, but at least it has some character to it.

I love that it exists - more choice is a good thing - but based purely on looks, it's not where my money will be going in the next year when we make a change.

ETA: image to illustrate my first paragraph's assertions:




Edited by PhantomPH on Monday 26th June 17:28