Glovebox Cassanova

[martinnitram]

Dog Star said:

On the subject of glove boxes....

I used to work at Manchester Uni and would often go out for pub lunches with this shortarse, chubby, middle-aged blonde secretary who always wore really nice high heels , but I digress.

She had a Pug 306 and one day she was driving us and I opened the glove box, as you do. Out fell the most enormous dildo. I've never moved so fast and scooped it up and slammed the door shut. We never spoke of it.

Did it smell ?

[Blown2CV]

possible drug dealer and the aftershave was to literally put sniffer dogs off the scent of his stash?

[jakesmith]

Blown2CV said:

possible drug dealer and the aftershave was to literally put sniffer dogs off the scent of his stash?

Does that work? Should have left it as is!!
On the V5 he had a foreign sounding name so am assuming it was some Mediterranean lothario

[Yipper]

martinnitram said:

Dog Star said:

On the subject of glove boxes....

I used to work at Manchester Uni and would often go out for pub lunches with this shortarse, chubby, middle-aged blonde secretary who always wore really nice high heels , but I digress.

She had a Pug 306 and one day she was driving us and I opened the glove box, as you do. Out fell the most enormous dildo. I've never moved so fast and scooped it up and slammed the door shut. We never spoke of it.

Did it smell ?

Lol. Fat birds love big dildos. Remember going round my mate's sister's new home after she moved out of her parents' house for the first time. She was a big old unit in her 20s. Looking round her new place, one lad opened her knicker drawer for a laugh (as you do) and perched on top of the pile was a massive 12-inch black mamba thing. She'd only been in a few days and obviously wanted to christen it. Everyone p*ssed themselves laughing, of course.

[Dog Star]

Yipper said:

Lol. Fat birds love big dildos.

Genuine coffee splutter in the office there!

Yipper said:

massive 12-inch

That's not "massive"