Notes attached to car windscreens

Notes attached to car windscreens

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Thermobaric

725 posts

120 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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Driving yesterday and a women drives past with one of those yellow PCN packets stuck on her windscreen. Right up in the middle of her line of sight. Perhaps she thinks if she doesn't open it, it doesn't exist heh.

Edited by Thermobaric on Thursday 20th July 12:35

mr_fibuli

1,109 posts

195 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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I don't think my sister is too particular about where she parks her Range Rover - she seemed quite proud of her "Are you electric???? - tt!" note.

KAgantua

3,871 posts

131 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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mr_fibuli said:
I don't think my sister is too particular about where she parks her Range Rover - she seemed quite proud of her "Are you electric???? - tt!" note.
Is she in a family full of eccentrics?

Hoofy

76,352 posts

282 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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sleepera6 said:
Cold said:
There's a small tracking device inside that Haribo. You're on both the CIA and Kremlin list now.
No, because by science he would have excreted out the tracking device by now teacher
Science? You mean natural bodily function.

I hate that "Because science!" because half the time*, it doesn't make sense as it's not science (which may have proved or noticed the occurrence etc) but nature.

* - possibly most of the time it's used.

untakenname

4,969 posts

192 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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I saw a car that had Peado and Nonce written on the front and back windscreens in lipstick, dunno if they actually were or not but it's a good way to get back at someone who doesn't know how to park as it will cause them quite a bit of embarrassment.

Halmyre

11,193 posts

139 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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untakenname said:
I saw a car that had Peado and Nonce written on the front and back windscreens in lipstick, dunno if they actually were or not but it's a good way to get back at someone who doesn't know how to park as it will cause them quite a bit of embarrassment.
Dammit, I just KNEW there was a good excuse for the lipstick my wife found in my car!

cuprabob

14,612 posts

214 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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untakenname said:
I saw a car that had Peado and Nonce written on the front and back windscreens in lipstick, dunno if they actually were or not but it's a good way to get back at someone who doesn't know how to park as it will cause them quite a bit of embarrassment.
Just as long as the chosen shade of lipstick complements the colour of the car...

4x4Tyke

6,506 posts

132 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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DoYouEvenBoost said:
... I got very even with every one of them
You can't leave that hanging like that.

BOBTEE

1,034 posts

164 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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KAgantua said:
mr_fibuli said:
I don't think my sister is too particular about where she parks her Range Rover - she seemed quite proud of her "Are you electric???? - tt!" note.
Is she in a family full of eccentrics?
Does she have one in the oven? It's nothing to do with me btw smile

KAgantua

3,871 posts

131 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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BOBTEE said:
KAgantua said:
mr_fibuli said:
I don't think my sister is too particular about where she parks her Range Rover - she seemed quite proud of her "Are you electric???? - tt!" note.
Is she in a family full of eccentrics?
Does she have one in the oven? It's nothing to do with me btw smile

mr_fibuli

1,109 posts

195 months

Thursday 20th July 2017
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BOBTEE said:
KAgantua said:
mr_fibuli said:
I don't think my sister is too particular about where she parks her Range Rover - she seemed quite proud of her "Are you electric???? - tt!" note.
Is she in a family full of eccentrics?
Does she have one in the oven? It's nothing to do with me btw smile
Took me a while to work out what the hell you were on about...

Very good hehe

AndyBowden

4 posts

106 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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CS Garth said:
Any form of communication which is left under a windscreen wiper is generally the act of a total moron unless it is post collision details.
There are intelligent exceptions. I left a note on a 156 GTA just like mine a year or so ago suggesting the owner contacted me to compare experiences. He did do so to mutual benefit.
Andy

Fastdruid

8,640 posts

152 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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Mr2Mike said:
Strudul said:


(not mine)
Ridiculous note. It's clearly a tortoise.
It's American. They call tortoises turtles.

ruffstuff

24 posts

255 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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A few years ago I lived in a private road which was clearly signposted at the entrance. The opening to the road was on a main road that had a bus stop for a service to London which was used by commuters, a council car park was across the road for the use of. In my road the first house was situated 50mts in from the entrance, so given that no driveways it looked just the right place for a bit of road parking. Many days 1 or 2 cars would stay all day, this really peed off the guy in the first house who took to leaving notes on the screens saying that this was a private road etc, etc. It was most entertaining to go out between 6 & 7pm and watch the hapless drivers trying to remove the notes that had been glued in the line of sight. They didn't come back.

balfron100

40 posts

87 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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miniman said:
Your neighbour saw me drive into your car, so I'm writing this so they think I'm leaving my number. Sorry.
This type of thing would be written by a proper tosser.

johnmacdonald

52 posts

161 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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Some years ago arrived for work in Buntingford, Herts car park at 7.00 am - had been snowing heavily. For obvious reasons couldn't see bay markings. Returned at 7.00 pm to find a note suggesting I should take a retest . I still feel incensed that some prat who probably crawled out of bed at noon could feel able to criticise...

Cliftonite

8,408 posts

138 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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Fastdruid said:
It's American. They call tortoises turtles.
And cannot spell "practise" and "colouring"?



markcoopers

595 posts

193 months

Monday 24th July 2017
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I was parked up at Snetterton recently watching the British GT's and returned to find a hand written note saying

"I am a model and love the look of your car, I am looking to do a different type of shoot, maybe a steam punk.
Would you be interested in allowing me to do shoot with your car
I am based in Norwich
thank -you"

She left her name, mobile number and FB details.

yes I found her on FB, No I have not called her or made contact, but she seems genuine and I often wonder if I should to help her.

HannsG

3,045 posts

134 months

Tuesday 25th July 2017
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Very tempted to leave a note to the wker who has parked opposite my drive for 8 days. Car has not moved.

Have to do a 10 point turn to exit and enter my drive. Ridiculous. And here is me making sure my cars stay on my drive.

Well when said wker moves car. Guess where my shed will be parked?

majordad

3,601 posts

197 months

Tuesday 25th July 2017
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Is there a prize for guessing the right answer ? You park at his place ?