One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 4

One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 4

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numtumfutunch

4,721 posts

138 months

Wednesday 20th March 2019
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Ares said:
Pricks who feel the need to do an emergency brake manoeuvre exactly as they go from a 60 limit to 30 limit (from 45mph to well under 30 mph).
And pricks who enter aggressive tailgate mode when you release the throttle to coast from a 50 to a 30 limit without having to use the brakes.

Europa1

10,923 posts

188 months

Wednesday 20th March 2019
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Pricks who feel the need to brake to 10mph under the speed limit to go past a speed camera. Especially if they have recently overtaken me (happily tootling along at the limit) and I am now approaching slower moving traffic in the inside lane.

anonymous-user

54 months

Wednesday 20th March 2019
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Liquid Knight said:
Haven't you seen all those YouTubers speeding into a roundabout so they can honk horns at those who entered the same time but don't treat the roads like a drag strip? It's about 80% of all "near miss" clips.
I had one, before even entering the roundabout was on his horn, as I dared move, even though I didn't slow him down, it was a big roundie. I have a dashcam but only for really bad stuff

carlove

7,556 posts

167 months

Wednesday 20th March 2019
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I saw some dick in a VW van pull straight in front of me without slowing for the roundabout, I didn't beep, then a car pulled out on him, he accelerated at them and held the horn for about 10 seconds, what a knob. I couldn't see if he had a dashcam.

bristolracer

5,535 posts

149 months

Wednesday 20th March 2019
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Customers who make appointments and fail to be in at the appointed date and time

RAFsmoggy

274 posts

125 months

Wednesday 20th March 2019
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Blown2CV said:
ah well. In the grand scheme of things it's incredibly minor and you can just do your dropping off or picking up in the massive space of drop off zone behind or in front of me. Except i don't actually go to supermarkets anymore - I do Internet shopping like any normal human.
There isn't much normal about you pilchard

Flibble

6,475 posts

181 months

Wednesday 20th March 2019
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While we're on roundabouts. Picks who slam on for empty roundabouts and then sit there gormlessly for a while before pulling away.

Liquid Knight

15,754 posts

183 months

Wednesday 20th March 2019
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...and idiots who only look right at roundabouts. Sure give way to the right but you need all round observation. As an Ambulance nearly collected the aforementioned idiot on the South Gates roundabout earlier because he/she/tablelamp failed to see the bright yellow van with blue flashing lights or hear the sirens as it approached from the his/her/others left. rolleyes

matchmaker

8,483 posts

200 months

Wednesday 20th March 2019
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I'd like to nominate the dribbling spacktard who hoons his green RS3 K22 RWH round the centre of Stirling at ludicrous speeds, taking it to the limit in every fking gear, then braking heavily. Narrow streets in a medieval city, 20 mph limit? fking knobhead.

And your car is the same colour as Kermit's fking penis. You total spunkgargler.

PenultimateSpiderman

154 posts

61 months

Wednesday 20th March 2019
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matchmaker said:
I'd like to nominate the dribbling spacktard who hoons his green RS3 K22 RWH round the centre of Stirling at ludicrous speeds, taking it to the limit in every fking gear, then braking heavily. Narrow streets in a medieval city, 20 mph limit? fking knobhead.

And your car is the same colour as Kermit's fking penis. You total spunkgargler.
I think you need to express what you really feel.

matchmaker

8,483 posts

200 months

Wednesday 20th March 2019
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PenultimateSpiderman said:
matchmaker said:
I'd like to nominate the dribbling spacktard who hoons his green RS3 K22 RWH round the centre of Stirling at ludicrous speeds, taking it to the limit in every fking gear, then braking heavily. Narrow streets in a medieval city, 20 mph limit? fking knobhead.

And your car is the same colour as Kermit's fking penis. You total spunkgargler.
I think you need to express what you really feel.
Must try harder weeping

Blown2CV

28,783 posts

203 months

Wednesday 20th March 2019
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RAFsmoggy said:
Blown2CV said:
ah well. In the grand scheme of things it's incredibly minor and you can just do your dropping off or picking up in the massive space of drop off zone behind or in front of me. Except i don't actually go to supermarkets anymore - I do Internet shopping like any normal human.
There isn't much normal about you pilchard
go and fking wear overalls in public top gun

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Thursday 21st March 2019
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Blown2CV said:
RAFsmoggy said:
Blown2CV said:
ah well. In the grand scheme of things it's incredibly minor and you can just do your dropping off or picking up in the massive space of drop off zone behind or in front of me. Except i don't actually go to supermarkets anymore - I do Internet shopping like any normal human.
There isn't much normal about you pilchard
go and fking wear overalls in public top gun
The standard of grammar on this thread is dropping like a pilchard with a top gun.readit

Cliftonite

8,406 posts

138 months

Europa1

10,923 posts

188 months

Thursday 21st March 2019
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Blown2CV said:
you get 15 mins in there. I can do my whole shop in that time. It's like premium parking for people that don't fk around.
As long as you're alright, eh?

Blown2CV

28,783 posts

203 months

Thursday 21st March 2019
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Europa1 said:
Blown2CV said:
you get 15 mins in there. I can do my whole shop in that time. It's like premium parking for people that don't fk around.
As long as you're alright, eh?
thanks for checking, but really I'm fine.

lunaunderscores

89 posts

158 months

Friday 22nd March 2019
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Past two mornings, people going 30mph on a slip onto a dual NSL and joining the NSL at 30mph then accelerating (slowly) to a blistering 50mph and staying there. It seems lately everyone is driving 10mph under the speed limit too


Alex_225

6,250 posts

201 months

Friday 22nd March 2019
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Moron in a white van who decided to brake test a bus yesterday!

Bus was actually being pretty patient but has to cross two lanes to continue it's route. Mr Van driver didn't like that the bus had gone into the middle lane so squeezed past it and put it's brakes on hard in front of it. Absolute moron as the bus driver hadn't been driving badly at all.

Kuji

785 posts

122 months

Friday 22nd March 2019
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Blown2CV said:
Europa1 said:
Blown2CV said:
you get 15 mins in there. I can do my whole shop in that time. It's like premium parking for people that don't fk around.
As long as you're alright, eh?
thanks for checking, but really I'm fine.
Everyone on PH knows that you definitely aren't right.

Liquid Knight

15,754 posts

183 months

Friday 22nd March 2019
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lunaunderscores said:
Past two mornings, people going 30mph on a slip onto a dual NSL and joining the NSL at 30mph then accelerating (slowly) to a blistering 50mph and staying there. It seems lately everyone is driving 10mph under the speed limit too
Loads of "If the Sun is out Scamravans are about" posts on antisocial media could be why more are driving slower than usual. scratchchin
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