One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 4

One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 4

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Flibble

6,475 posts

181 months

Wednesday 17th April 2019
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Blown2CV said:
Now I know you're just trying to get me into bed.
I said you are a giant penis, not that you have one.

jpp

282 posts

229 months

Wednesday 17th April 2019
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Drivers who can't help but stray over the white line on A/B roads with oncoming traffic and nothing to overtake. Not sure if it's down to being on the road 4 hours per day but I never recall it being so bad. Given some of the models involved this can't be testing out the lane 'assist'

Blown2CV

28,808 posts

203 months

Wednesday 17th April 2019
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Rawwr said:
Blown2CV said:
it's funny because you don't seem to realise that peoples' Internet personas don't often match their real life ones. Or do you literally live your life online? Who's looking after your cat(s)?
So you've made a conscious decision to sound like an awful person and wish to maintain you're not likely to be a psychopath?

Seriously, I implore you to get help. There are people who can help you.
you and the other one are just fighting over me now. Get a room the pair of you.

Flibble

6,475 posts

181 months

Wednesday 17th April 2019
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Blown2CV said:
you and the other one are just fighting over me now. Get a room the pair of you.
Get over yourself. You're just digging deeper at this point.

Rawwr

22,722 posts

234 months

Wednesday 17th April 2019
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Blown2CV said:
you and the other one are just fighting over me now. Get a room the pair of you.
Is that a little bit of narcissism poking out there?

Bobberoo99

38,615 posts

98 months

Wednesday 17th April 2019
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Now, I kind of agree with Blownup2CV, i know I never thought i'd live to see the day that happened, I'm an animal lover (nono not in that way you dirty boy) but I must say cats are nothing short of feral killing machines, regardless of where they are they will hunt and kill it's in their genes, they don't do it for food it's merely an instinct. I wouldn't ever run one over on purpose, nor would I swerve to avoid one either.
Doesn't detract from the fact that Blownup2CV exhibits a substantial amount of sociopathic tendencies, not psychopathic as was alluded to earlier.

kowalski655

14,639 posts

143 months

Wednesday 17th April 2019
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My uncle came off his motorbike as a young man when he swerved to avoid a cat, broke his ankle.
I would never try to kill one but would not swerve if I could not avoid it

anonymous-user

54 months

Wednesday 17th April 2019
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Blown2CV said:
ashleyman said:
Blown2CV said:
Not sure what owners really expect other people to do.
You do the right thing. Stop the car, see if the animal is ok and potentially take it to a vet to get treatment or at the very least where they can read the chip and inform the owners.

fk anyone who leaves an animal at the side of the road to die alone.

I was walking home one morning and saw someone had hit a cat and driven off, cat was just laying in the road and people were driving round it. Not one of those horrible people stopped. I stopped the traffic and moved the cat out the road and knocked on doors until I found the owner. She was distraught. I got a blanket and took the cat inside for her. Nothing else to be done, it was dead.

It's shouldn't be difficult to be a good person. Perhaps you need putting down.
If most people don't do what you perceive to be the 'right thing' then maybe you are in the minority in your opinion? I think across the world you may find that many cultures have different values when it comes to pets, animals, domestication and so on. Cats are uncontrollable and untrainable. This inherently means that domestication comes with the acceptance of some risk. Do you think what you did presented any better experience to the 'owner' of the cat? Would you prefer to be under the impression your pet had gone missing, or would you rather be suddenly be in possession of a mangled body which you then had to get your head around and find something to do with? Which is overall better? I am sure you will come back with some notion of 'playing God' and 'what gives you the right to deny an owner this truth'... it's my opinion.
Yes it's your opinion and here's mine ... you are a prize !

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 18th April 2019
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Cats can be trained it just takes much longer. Search cat circus.

Camelot1971

2,699 posts

166 months

Thursday 18th April 2019
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Blown2CV said:
it's funny because you don't seem to realise that peoples' Internet personas don't often match their real life ones. Or do you literally live your life online? Who's looking after your cat(s)?
Nice of you to admit you are just an internet troll. How sad and pathetic that you have to get your kicks from doing that? Why do you feel the need to have an internet "persona", especially one that makes you look like a dhead?

Unless, you are actually a dhead in real life too.. idea

Blown2CV

28,808 posts

203 months

Thursday 18th April 2019
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all your cats are st.

Taylor James

3,111 posts

61 months

Thursday 18th April 2019
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Anyway, grown men on those little scooters, on pavements, with babies on their back, in Hove (natch).

That might be more than one single thing but they are knobs.

Monkeylegend

26,385 posts

231 months

Thursday 18th April 2019
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Blown2CV said:
all your cats are st.
Well at least the thread title could not be more appropriate in your case. You fit the bill perfectly hehe

mikal83

5,340 posts

252 months

Thursday 18th April 2019
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Monkeylegend said:
Blown2CV said:
all your cats are st.
Well at least the thread title could not be more appropriate in your case. You fit the bill perfectly hehe
+1

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Thursday 18th April 2019
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jpp said:
Drivers who can't help but stray over the white line on A/B roads with oncoming traffic and nothing to overtake. Not sure if it's down to being on the road 4 hours per day but I never recall it being so bad. Given some of the models involved this can't be testing out the lane 'assist'
They probably are 'Straightliners' cutting the bends and curves in the road. Far too many of them around, a modern motoring menace. (But approved by some PHers, because the police and IAM say it's OK).

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Thursday 18th April 2019
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The jelly brain cutting a blind junction with at least half a car in my lane. As I braked sharply, his look put me entirely to blame. (Of course it was me, you stupid *"~{+*! T.

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 18th April 2019
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Inconsiderate people buying lottery tickets. A chap barged to the front of the queue in our local shop last night, as it was 5 minutes to the cut off for buying his lottery ticket. Not sure why that was our problem and it would have been nice to have been asked however. He gets to the cashier who wasn't impressed with him queue jumping anyway and he handed her a scrappy lottery ticket thing with his numbers on it for her to scan. Trouble is it was so dirty and creased it wouldn't scan. By now time is ticking on and he is starting to panic. The cashier then said he would need to fill in a new ticket, but that he'd have to rush. Mr Knob then starts completing his new ticket (with god knows how many lines) at the till, prompting a huge sigh from the cashier. He did get it done with seconds to spare, much to the annoyance of us in the queue who were willing the cashier to stall him a bit longer.
I called in to the shop again this morning on my way past, just as they had opened. The three people in the queue in front of me all wanted scratch cards, with the first one actually scratching it off while stood at the till. At least the others took theirs home, although they did make the cashier run through all the cards before choosing one. Me and the queue of builders buying their breakfast were not happy !

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Thursday 18th April 2019
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Grahamdub said:
Inconsiderate people buying lottery tickets. A chap barged to the front of the queue in our local shop last night, as it was 5 minutes to the cut off for buying his lottery ticket. Not sure why that was our problem and it would have been nice to have been asked however. He gets to the cashier who wasn't impressed with him queue jumping anyway and he handed her a scrappy lottery ticket thing with his numbers on it for her to scan. Trouble is it was so dirty and creased it wouldn't scan. By now time is ticking on and he is starting to panic. The cashier then said he would need to fill in a new ticket, but that he'd have to rush. Mr Knob then starts completing his new ticket (with god knows how many lines) at the till, prompting a huge sigh from the cashier. He did get it done with seconds to spare, much to the annoyance of us in the queue who were willing the cashier to stall him a bit longer.
I called in to the shop again this morning on my way past, just as they had opened. The three people in the queue in front of me all wanted scratch cards, with the first one actually scratching it off while stood at the till. At least the others took theirs home, although they did make the cashier run through all the cards before choosing one. Me and the queue of builders buying their breakfast were not happy !
Pure desperation. Particularly those who stand in the doorway scratching away. (And not their b*****s).

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 18th April 2019
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nonsequitur said:
Pure desperation. Particularly those who stand in the doorway scratching away. (And not their b*****s).
Not so desperate they couldn't buy 40 fags at the same time too

Car-Matt

1,923 posts

138 months

Thursday 18th April 2019
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Seeing the word Alucidnation preceding any post.......
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