One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 4

One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 4

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Hol

8,402 posts

200 months

Friday 19th January 2018
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Moonhawk said:
See these dicks every day - intentionally getting into the wrong lane, then causing chaos as they try to push in at the front, clogging up live lanes as they straddle white lines trying to force a gap. Every single one of them is basically sticking two fingers up at everyone else their arrogance is causing delays.
^^ when I was commuting 45miles each way at the same time every day,, I also used to recognise people making the same mistake every time.
They rely on the car next to them being the better person.

Triumph Man

8,685 posts

168 months

Friday 19th January 2018
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Toaster Pilot said:
classicyanktanks said:
People with dashcams
Ftfy.

CAMRUUUHHH!!!
YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU TUUUUUUUUUUBBBEEEEE!!!!!


Incidentally I overtook somebody with a dashcam the other morning, so I look forward to my 15 minutes of notoriety. They were also a "magpie barry"

This morning's nob is the man in the C class estate who kept speeding up, and then as soon as anything came the other way, would slow right down. Occasionally, he work tap the brakes just for sts and giggles. More annoyingly, because of his general dithering, a slow lorry pulled out in front of the 3 of us (I was at the back).

Mafffew

2,149 posts

111 months

Friday 19th January 2018
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Cliftonite said:
Manufacturers of 32Gb Netbooks who install an operating system (W10) that, with its unwanted (and unremovable) bloatware takes up so much room that there is not enough storage space (8Gb needed) for the first update.





Edited by Cliftonite on Thursday 18th January 22:50
Wipe and install a clean version of W10? Although I do agree with you, phone manufacturers are doing this too.

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Friday 19th January 2018
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KerwinRobertson said:
Brown, Sh*te Brown. 34/32.
Sorry, that colour is all sold out.

Krikkit

26,513 posts

181 months

Friday 19th January 2018
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Hol said:
Moonhawk said:
See these dicks every day - intentionally getting into the wrong lane, then causing chaos as they try to push in at the front, clogging up live lanes as they straddle white lines trying to force a gap. Every single one of them is basically sticking two fingers up at everyone else their arrogance is causing delays.
^^ when I was commuting 45miles each way at the same time every day,, I also used to recognise people making the same mistake every time.
They rely on the car next to them being the better person.
What makes you think it's a mistake? Intentionally using the wrong lane so they can get the jump over a few other cars, classic.

Part of it is bad road planning of course.

CaptainRAVE

360 posts

112 months

Friday 19th January 2018
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A van that decided rather than stick to his lane that exited the roundabout into traffic he would try to push me out the way to pull into my lane to take the next exit. Fortunately there was noone the other side of me and he got the message when my hand became stuck to my horn. I kept surprisingly calm considering I had to take unnecessary avoiding action.

Hol said:
Moonhawk said:
See these dicks every day - intentionally getting into the wrong lane, then causing chaos as they try to push in at the front, clogging up live lanes as they straddle white lines trying to force a gap. Every single one of them is basically sticking two fingers up at everyone else their arrogance is causing delays.
^^ when I was commuting 45miles each way at the same time every day,, I also used to recognise people making the same mistake every time.
They rely on the car next to them being the better person.
M4 onto M25 half the cars do this. No wonder there are often cars pulled over that have collided. One van driver even had the arrogance to stick his hand out the window at a few cars in front of me as they wouldn't give him space to dive in.


Edited by CaptainRAVE on Friday 19th January 11:51


Edited by CaptainRAVE on Friday 19th January 11:52

classicyanktanks

295 posts

77 months

Friday 19th January 2018
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People in Golf's playing James Blunt in car parks

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Friday 19th January 2018
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classicyanktanks said:
People in Golf's playing James Blunt in car parks
James Blunt playing golf in a car park, fore!

classicyanktanks

295 posts

77 months

Friday 19th January 2018
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nonsequitur said:
classicyanktanks said:
People in Golf's playing James Blunt in car parks
James Blunt playing golf in a car park, fore!
You Sir made my Friday!

ChrisnChris

1,423 posts

222 months

Friday 19th January 2018
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The moron that overtook me at the junction with this roundabout, wrong side of the road all the way to the second set of bollards.
He had to make a rapid manoeuver to rejoin the right side of the road to avoid an oncoming car.
This was at about 8.00pm on the A325 a fairly busy road.
There is a garage just round the bend, I think it was him who had come to a halt in the service area, air & water, he was leaping out of his car & rushing to the nearside.
I hope he had clipped and smashed his front, rear, or both n.s. wheels.

fkers like this kill people.


Ranger 6

7,049 posts

249 months

Friday 19th January 2018
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AlexRS2782 said:
Local planners that have allowed a Subway to be opened in a small previously empty unit nearby.

It's only been open a week and the associated carpark, nearby carpark, roads & pavements are already starting to be covered in discarded cups, bags, packaging, etc, where all the lazy fkers have just dumped it rather than return it to a nearby bin (which are provided) banghead

Of course this is made worse because, just a short walk away, there is also a drive through Costa, where unsurprisingly even more rubbish / detritus is already regularly dumped out of cars / windows due to all their equally slovenly fktard customers banghead
Bagshot then....?

yellowjack

17,073 posts

166 months

Friday 19th January 2018
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ChrisnChris said:
The moron that overtook me at the junction with this roundabout, wrong side of the road all the way to the second set of bollards.
He had to make a rapid manoeuver to rejoin the right side of the road to avoid an oncoming car.
This was at about 8.00pm on the A325 a fairly busy road.
There is a garage just round the bend, I think it was him who had come to a halt in the service area, air & water, he was leaping out of his car & rushing to the nearside.
I hope he had clipped and smashed his front, rear, or both n.s. wheels.

fkers like this kill people.

Wow! That stunt? As described? At that roundabout? In that direction, especially? You'd have to be certifiably insane to try that. It's going on more and more though. I see it regularly here...




...where people are happy to ignore a "Keep Left" instruction to avoid steering slightly left around it. But then it stops being just when no-one else is about. It started being seen as an overtake opportunity by some down that way. Again, not the crime of the century. But one or two have gone for a 'wrong side' overtake even when there is oncoming traffic. And that's just the ones I've seen. I'll bet there's a lot more doing it at all times of the day.

Liquid Knight

15,754 posts

183 months

Friday 19th January 2018
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This joker.



Just bid your censored budget and let eBay do the work for you. furious

Still nowhere near my bid and over a day to go so it's either a speculative twunt or someone bidding it up for the seller (or the seller using a different account in place of spending 10p to set a reserve).

rolleyes

Edited to add copyrights to the image belong to eBay.

Countdown

39,799 posts

196 months

Friday 19th January 2018
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Hol said:
Moonhawk said:
See these dicks every day - intentionally getting into the wrong lane, then causing chaos as they try to push in at the front, clogging up live lanes as they straddle white lines trying to force a gap. Every single one of them is basically sticking two fingers up at everyone else their arrogance is causing delays.
^^ when I was commuting 45miles each way at the same time every day,, I also used to recognise people making the same mistake every time.
They rely on the car next to them being the better person.
Indeed. Acting like a Grade A twunt in the knowledge that they are unlikely to meet another twunt who is as big a twunt as they are.

ChrisnChris

1,423 posts

222 months

Friday 19th January 2018
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yellowjack said:
Wow! That stunt? As described? At that roundabout? In that direction, especially? You'd have to be certifiably insane to try that. .

Absolutely as described, at that roundabout, Cranmore Lane on the left. He had overtaken the car behind me between Enterprise rentals and the roundabout, I saw that in my mirror & was alerted to the possibility of a moron. He pulled in behind me to let an oncoming car pass & as I slowed at the roundabout junction he pulled out & went for it.
I really hope the damaged his car.

yellowjack

17,073 posts

166 months

Friday 19th January 2018
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ChrisnChris said:
yellowjack said:
Wow! That stunt? As described? At that roundabout? In that direction, especially? You'd have to be certifiably insane to try that. .

Absolutely as described, at that roundabout, Cranmore Lane on the left. He had overtaken the car behind me between Enterprise rentals and the roundabout, I saw that in my mirror & was alerted to the possibility of a moron. He pulled in behind me to let an oncoming car pass & as I slowed at the roundabout junction he pulled out & went for it.
I really hope the damaged his car.
Sorry if you thought I doubted your description. I don't. Not for a second, having seen some of the idiot moves people round here will pull to get just one car ahead.

I know exactly where it is too. Rowhill Nature Reserve just up on the left, Enterprise behind you, and the pub (Royal Oak?) and the mobility scooter place just before the garage up ahead on the left. I drive the other way regularly. Weirdly I don't drive out that way, preferring to go over Beacon Hill to Farnham. But I often come back along the A325, due to the uniquely terrible way the Farnham one-way system is planned out...

captain_cynic

11,962 posts

95 months

Friday 19th January 2018
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Ranger 6 said:
Bagshot then....?
When did they open a Subway in Bagshot? It took them six months to open a bleeding Costa.

Also that place is in dire need of some decent eateries... Subway would be an improvement.

yellowjack

17,073 posts

166 months

Friday 19th January 2018
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captain_cynic said:
When did they open a Subway in Bagshot? It took them six months to open a bleeding Costa.

Also that place is in dire need of some decent eateries... Subway would be an improvement.
I'd only suggest opening a Subway if you were in need of some dire eateries, really. Them, and bloody Costa too? The world would be a better place without both of them and their thoroughly unpleasant litterbug clientele...

irked

Ranger 6

7,049 posts

249 months

Friday 19th January 2018
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captain_cynic said:
When did they open a Subway in Bagshot? It took them six months to open a bleeding Costa.

Also that place is in dire need of some decent eateries... Subway would be an improvement.
It's on that new development next to Cotswold Outdoor & Waitrose - across the road from the drive-through Costa.

InitialDave

11,879 posts

119 months

Friday 19th January 2018
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Liquid Knight said:
This joker.



Just bid your censored budget and let eBay do the work for you. furious

Still nowhere near my bid and over a day to go so it's either a speculative twunt or someone bidding it up for the seller (or the seller using a different account in place of spending 10p to set a reserve).

rolleyes
I see this sometimes, and I really don't know what kind of people do it. My instinct is "older people who don't understand how Ebay works".

My approach is just to slap in the absolute most I'm willing to pay, right at the end of the auction.
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